I noticed a pack of cigarettes. She glued a new large inscription on the harm of smoking with paper, and on it she wrote “nothing terrible.”

Sasha, Sasha, you can’t hear me.
and no.
Why is?
Because I am Cyril.

XXX: Four years ago, I dropped one elnaine toy
XXX: And there everyone knew me, and I was in the coolest clans.
XXX: And friends, it turns out that I am not there.
XXX is so cute.
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I sit in the office, I work. In the office of 6 jobs!I and five women (girls)! enters the courier and asks who of us Andrei Andreevich??!! to
Out in the corner, which cuddles!! to

Sir Generator: Senya from the morning the rust took off, you know the joke:
"Hello, this is the program "Taxi", where we go.
- Hi, I am Anatoly Vaserman, and we are going to Vladivostok.
Include today, almost before going to work, tnt and there is a taxi program and in the guests of Anatoly Vaserman, I had the thought of being late to work)))

18.10.2010 19:15:49, Covаx
B bank enters a troubled man. There is a charming servant:
What do you like?
Can I make a contribution to your fucking bank?
How can you? You are in the bank!
I want to make a fucking contribution to this fucking bank!
I’ll call the manager!
Take the manager! I have to make a fucking contribution.
The boat runs away, after a few seconds the manager appears: - What's wrong?
“I won a fucking million in a fucking lottery. And I want to put that hyevu mountain of money in your shit bank!
Didn’t that shit want to help you?! to
18.10.2010 19:16:46, Alia
and ROFL
18.10.2010 19:17:05, Alia
Kashmar, Alexander... as not cluttered =)
18.10.2010 19:17:18, Alia
No cultural fucking

From a textbook on physical culture:
The human body consists of organs: heart, lungs, kidneys, hand, eyes. © by

Great collection of examples!

In the near future, young people in ZAGSE will not be registered, but under solemn music, on two laptops to change status in "contact".

The Lecturer:
40 years of the Faculty. The competition will involve 40 people.

Students about themselves:
And even the hell with him that we were 36... But for some reason I remembered: by the 55th anniversary of the Führer, 55 prisoners were executed in each camp.

xxx: For a week on the VISA has been riding a drill and drilling the ground. (People say searches under the subway lead)

YYY: are looking, suddenly there are already ready stations

If you agree with yourself, it is selfishness; if not, it is schizophrenia.
Bakutkin

It was in those days when "Moscow" was called a car.
In order to gather more spectators for football and increase fees, lotteries were played on the stadium immediately after the match. All tickets were lottery tickets.
After each match on the green lawn a large drummer-lototron was pulled, items were taken and placed, and the main prize - "Moscow - 2140" was rolled out.
The drum, filled with paper sheets, turned, the children got them and immediately announced the places where the winnings fell. The lucky winners immediately descended from the tribune and, having presented a ticket, received a win. The last was Moscow.
Everything is simple, open and honest. The only and most important condition was that the car had to be obtained within fifteen minutes of printing. In the mid-1980s, absolutely everything in the country was a deficit and this condition excluded the possibility of selling a winning ticket.
This innovation has led to the fact that football tickets have fallen into the deficit category. On the day of the sale in the morning in the cash were built long lines.
Approximately 40,000 tickets were sold out within a few hours.
They took a lot because they really won TVs, carpets, refrigerators, etc. and so on. On the semi-empty tribunes the people sat in separate bunches with packs of tickets.
So we stand, one day, in a line with a friend and discuss how many tickets to take. C is not going to go. One person would be enough for me. I don’t know of a single case where the hole brings happiness. Twenty for two. In a common bunch. Just came the turn, as some man flies and asks to miss him to buy one single ticket to the airport.
The football. An outraged turn. I don't let the man, but I take one extra ticket and sell it to him.
Here is football. Free places as much as you want.
Finally the printing. Everything that goes into play goes to other tribunes. There is only a car in the field next to the drum. They read. The tribune is ours.
Our sector. A number of ours. We hold the tickets. Number among us. We checked, checked, but there was no ticket. My wolf just wasted. So everything is clear, but he, shocking with empty papers, explains that this fall on our Moscow will leave. We have our heads shaken, and this man is not seen anywhere nearby. He seems to be sick from the other side. The stadium dictator asks the main winner to immediately approach the drawing commission. People are not separated. Everyone is wondering who is the lucky one. Time goes by, but no one is following Moscow. All this is terribly fun for me, and the madman, from the sudden sorrow that fell, Vovochka grabbed his heart and "on the machine" repeats that this pidor and his car took away, and he does not take.
and all. It was announced that the time came out and the car "Moskvich 2140" remained unwanted.
A day later, a note was posted in the local newspaper in the incident section, describing the incident in the tram.
One man was going to football. Sitting on a tram at one stop. The controller came. The man did not have a ticket. My aunt raised the hail. The door was not opened and police were called. Instead of football, he was taken to the street. There on television together with the menta watched the end of football and the circulation. We checked the ticket, friendly, but there was no time to help.

In the summer we have a global warming, in the winter a glacial period, and in October we launch the collider.

I’m going to get married to admin. I will have regular sex and always have a computer set up.
O_O

X: I love you!
X is the door.
X is OK!

Raf: We have normal hooks, what
Raf: today when I went home I saw one - no one touches, does not cut, does not disrupt the PD, goes to himself...
RAF: Not in a hurry.
Raf:... on your Land Cruiser...

proud_anon> stick the keys to turn on.
kernelpanic> removed from wendy component for disabled people
Unikoid> And then what’s left of it?

[11:39:48] Anastasiya: but generally, a person infected with the T virus, and even a bird infected with the T virus, become very strong
[11:39:56] Anastasiya: and can dig steps in concrete
[11:40:06] Elena: what are the Tajiks?

MRR: I really liked the list! Yesterday, already in the evening, came, two thorns, and left today at 12 days! They said they will come again tomorrow.

A pig is not a companion.
<@Achin> but in apples...both are divine