Here is 10.10! Congratulations to you! ))
xxx: the coolest will be 11.11.11) sorry that 13.13.13 will not be
YYY: Why won’t it be? Do you believe in the end of the world?

No, with these new dozens and really like in the Middle Ages. I have to pay for gold.)

Have you seen the new ones in the reception?
Where is?
- On the "December", Russofob!
I saw the nobles steal.
Do you know the names? Rasikova and Halfishkin.
“Indefinite whisper”
- In fact, by her parents, she is Half-Mishkin, but the passport was either with humor or with stupidity...
by Ksta! We also have an accounting supplement.
- Do you know about a thirty-year-old blonde with a fourth number and somewhere like 100-70-100?
and AGA. Do you know the name?
and Doyna. Better call her Annette. She will not be offended.

She: Smoke, and Ruslan has already gone to New York?
Yes, a month ago.
In the PMS?
On to PMJ

I received a scan of one document today.
The official note.
Please note that due to the drop in temperature to -40 ° C wind 4m / s brigade No652, No655 go into forced simple weather conditions to avoid emergency situations. We ask you to take measures to avoid entering a simple brigade of the CRS. (CRS - Capital repair of wells) With respect, Deputy Project Manager A.A. by Ivory"
The master resolution of the chief:
"Stockholm S.R. Urgently raise the air temperature, turn off the wind until a special order. Signature by Petrov A.A."

The most humane thing is to explain to him that he is wrong.
Fingers break and crush better one by one

I now read the instructions for candles...Cases of overdose-on overdose of the drug was not. Emergency, come to the emergency!I have an anal candles overdose!!!! to

I come home today from drunkenness, evil tired, there is no light on the first floor (I am all in black like a goat) I call the elevator, I wait. Here comes a girl with a guy into the entrance, they approach the elevator, they don’t see me, the girl tries to tap the elevator button and knocks my finger at me, here the elevator door opens and illuminates me! The girl with the screams - "AAABLAY!" flies back almost to take the door of an old grandmother (

What does Bender have in common with the futurum and the assembly conveyor of the AutoVAZ?
And he and he do their job with one desire – to kill all people!

<Ekata> Approximately 68% of girls are stupid...
<SweetGirl> I belong to the other 22%!

Anyone give me an electrical shave.
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Q: Do you have a dream?
I want to shoot silently.

We usually don’t see the cat as a possible ally.
and nick. As a projectile, it can be
A very cruel weapon. Until the cat strikes the enemy.
Your face, you can calmly beat it in the mouth.

From the book of N. Mashiro "Black Medicine".

The cat, the admin, the hoyace...

Mpak: I have a dishwasher, a washing machine, a robot vacuum cleaner and food is brought from the nearest restaurant.
Mpak: It’s getting harder and harder for me to prove to the women that I don’t need them for sex.

and SuffiX:
There is a dog! I woke up at 6:30 in the morning so that at 9 I would come for a couple... there should be 3 pairs... and what would you think? There was none!! =@

by Joseph:
Can I lose?
I got up at 7 a.m. that I should have time at 8:40...there should have been 3 pairs...and what did you think? They were all!!! to
I hate the cock.

In school, the daughter was transferred to Linux due to lack of funds for licensed Windows. I came home with emotions:
and Mom! Everything is different there!! It’s like teaching a child to walk... and cutting off his legs!! to

Law scientist on a couple wiped out: I rarely teach normal students, that is, not legal universities.

C city forum "A random witness":

Herman Ushakov: In the courtyard of house 44 in the 7th district there is a dog. The Staffordshire Terrier. Take your dog, it’s cold outdoors!
Alexander Kachalov: And it is dangerous!
Elena Isotova: She is peaceful. We fed her and drank her.
Anna Zhukova: I’t go to Stafford!
Elena Isotova: I would too. We sent my daughter. We have two! ?

HISTORY (21:00:15 9/10/2010)
programmer, why do I have no sound on the notebook?

lisei (21:03:48 9/10/2010)
The trees covered the star.

HISTERICAL (21:04:34 9/10/2010)
Please in Russian.

lisei (21:05:24 9/10/2010)
The wood is covered

Advanced today alkashi went, I stand near the subway, I smoke, one of them flies on the autopilot and asks for a little bit, such as a trip, and I tell him to get engaged in English, I don’t understand Russian... What this individual in pure English asks me the same question... I slightly squeezed from such knowledge, but I didn’t give a little bit.