The obsessive mind, in order to start reading the "Manufacturing Instructions" of the unit, must break it.

I go in public transport. Behind me are two basar grandmothers (B1 and B2). That is, naturally market, discuss buyers, prices, etc.
A fashionable girl enters and one of these grandmothers comes on the foot. Next follows a long and noisy scandal, the grandmothers together bring the girl to tears and the girl rushes to the exit at the nearest stop. Then one of the grandmothers shouted after her:
B1 is out!
The girl is running away, I am confused.
B2: What is this word - "forgotten"?
B1: I don’t know, my older man is always saying that. I think it’s now in-hymn "going to the cock"

I read a paper book. To see which hour, I reflectfully turn my eyes to the lower right corner. "1:65 night, time to sleep" I thought. Page 165 is still unread.

Boy_Love_RnB: Fuck I’m frozen straight like you!! to
<Syphon Regina>:in the sense of what am I?
Boy_Love_RnB: As the last fuck@!

She: I am 23 years old, I can decide what to do!
He is a fool. Don’t go to a diploma because your girlfriend has a coat of the same color.

YYY: You were strange yesterday!
Why am I weird?
WOW: Well look at it. At night, you are at the girl's house, you are alone, you lie in the same bed, the light is turned off everywhere, the romance, and you... and you offer her to play the fist!!! You are normal, aren’t you?

Nefrit: I like Kaspersky: looking for viruses and other shit. Section is suspicious. Type in one of the lines: legal program

Nefrit: And really suspicious, where do I get a legal program from?

[KRAn]: When you’re around... The activity of my sympathetic nervous system increases, just as the concentration of catecholamines and testosterone increases in the blood...
PRINCESS : What? O_O
I love you, fucking...

What can really surprise a girl in bed?
She will be in shock 😉

Andrew, Prep asks why you are not. What to tell him?
Tell me I am sick.
XHH: What is it? The ORZ?
The RPG...

StealKill (01:33:53 9/10/2010)
For the first time in my life, I don’t have a flash app.

StealKill (01:33:55 9/10/2010)
Strangely

StealKill (01:33:59 9/10/2010)
Reload the computer

StealKill (01:34:06 9/10/2010)
I don’t need these offerings.

7 years old, he plays as a designer. They have built a military base.
Mom, what else can I build?
Go to the ammunition warehouse.
Oh! oh! Come on!! to

“Mom, mom, I did... and what else do I have to build?
I don’t know, maybe a food store?
No... Oh oh! The torture!! Mom, thank you for telling me!!! to

O_O

"But American scientists conducted such an experiment at one time: they divided the experimental rats into two groups and began to feed them differently. The first group was not restricted in anything, and the second was fed a pair exactly twice as little as the first. As a result, the second group of rats lived twice as long.”

It turns out that each rat eventually ate the same amount of food.
Is there a limit to eating for one life?

From the news, a survey on the subject of inscriptions on packages:
...
In 1% of smokers, dark inscriptions caused the opposite reaction - they started smoking even more. “It became interesting to read the inscriptions on the next packs,” they noted.

[18:58] <AlbertRíochalt> lady I want
[18:59] <BonesHome> and a wallet?

XXX: well I bought your dirol senses...Suka where is the elephant?( by

At the veterinarian:
What is the name of your cat?
by Pizzo...

I would like to have 2-3 sizes.
Why is it? 😉
Here you sit and write.
He: The thought does not go.
He: hold for the left/right
He cried and thought came.

In Moscow, closer to the night, I stop a bomb, on the Altufiev bus rains. I stopped, and I said: "Will you bring to Mars?". He opened his eyes, but he managed with anxiety. He says sit down. We go. I feel, he doesn’t know, that in a straight, after a couple of stops, the cinema "Mars". Just wanted to explain, he issued: "Yes, the Belarusian Daesh, Attuda Dalitish!".
Let me take the example of young employees. The client said to Mars, bring it where you can and let it there yourself.

and Yuk:
I watch sex in the big city. there the grandmother tells me that her husband has unflavored sperm.Bled.yogurt for the night to eat wasted.