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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37398
 15.10.2010
When I dreamed of becoming a veterinarian... but went to a pedagogical... I love animals

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37397
 14.10.2010
HHH: PZDC bin as it wasn't my sleepy pers PZDC I fell!!! to
Do you write with your feet?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37396
 14.10.2010
She: It was difficult for me to find a guy... generally men like a toilet... either fucking or busy... :-)
He: Then all the girls conserve banks...
She: What else is that??? = – O
He: Well one opens... the others use... :-D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37395
 14.10.2010
Previously, in order to save money, he had the habit of washing all the rest of himself in the shower with the foam left after washing his head. Including the intimate parts of the body.
XHH: This continued until I was presented with some nuclear mint shampoo.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37394
 14.10.2010
Give me something to eat
Rome: I want you
I asked to lie.
I see you distinguish.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37393
 14.10.2010
Call from the accounting office:
Vladimir, Excel is not working!
It does not happen.
Okay, I’m probably a fool.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37392
 14.10.2010
He: I have an apartment at 9 will be empty.
She: Oh why?
We buy furniture, we make furniture.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37391
 14.10.2010
Are you always telling the truth? :)
Yyy: If I answer yes, then I’m lying for the first time.
Xxx: 0

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37390
 14.10.2010
Mormolad: A friend told the case in Soviet times.
The newlyweds, as was planned before the wedding, no, that is, did not live in the place. They didn’t know the habits and bizarre things of each other... after the wedding they naturally came together in the place.
Well, the man loved to drink, the wife naturally opposed and as the husband comes home drunk she gives him a bottle... his mints are taken for a debush or a hooligan... so it was several times... in the next drive he is a teacher and say that if you are brought back once again, then you will have to be put (the law was there about toughness... no, the man answers that there will be no more reasons. At home, a week he behaves like a silk man, he reworked everything at home....there is a Saturday, his wife begins to squeeze, he says he needs to beat the door with dermontin (the kind was fashionable)....he carries all the bombs (dermanthin, hammer, wreck and everything on the table) in the fall and his wife says: "Dear nails in salt water, they are better to hold from the salt in the door." That, of course, without a backdrop thought went to boil nails, and the man squeezes everything and to the neighbor... calls 03 and reports that he and his wife are not all in order - nails boil... in the end put the poor woman on 21 in the dumb...
Since then, my soul has been alive for 32 years.
Mormolad: and you say she complains to her mom =)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37389
 14.10.2010
Q: What is new?
Wedding is soon...
Q: It is time! You will be an old lady.)
D: Em... My sister’s wedding...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37388
 14.10.2010
Prep: "...completely correct answer, sit down fucking!..."
from the last batch: "PLUS FIVE GIFTS OF GRIFENDOR!!! to
) )"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37387
 14.10.2010
I (10/13/10 23:45:02): will you tell me a secret?

NyuS*ya (10/13/10 23:45:47): I do not shake anyone.

I (10/13/10 23:47:36): I like you very much. I have not had sex for more than four months. Do you know what I want???! to

NyuS*ya (10/13/10 23:48:44): Big chocolate!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37386
 14.10.2010
Leaked (20:07:57 13/10/2010)
We’re so strongly fucking that I’m already starting to suspect there’s something...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37385
 14.10.2010
xxx: And I have a cursor in psychology "deviant behavior of people under 18 years of age in online games" - now I can shake in the wov and troll all year xD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37384
 14.10.2010
thx> thx and thx. I feel like a house patient. I went to the therapist. I was sent to echo-kg, ecg, reg, oak, oam, check on t3, t4, ttg and a bunch of all.

yyy> Yes you have a wolf guy...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37383
 14.10.2010
Why do you wear condoms with your wife? Does she not trust you?
No, not a little, but thicker.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37382
 14.10.2010
s_e_r_d_j: a electric outlet to put on the kitchen or on the cock?
Mity: on the fucking original
Mity: never seen

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №37381
 14.10.2010
I have a friend, I learn from him optimism and a simple attitude to life. He met a girl about two years, the matter smoothly went to the wedding, but she one day told him that she was leaving him, because she has a girlfriend lover for six months, and she decided to completely move on the front of same-sex love. My friend’s reaction once again amazed me. He calmly let her go (they are now friends well), bought a whisker, invited me to drink and the only public reaction he had was a status in contact for a week.
Make life easier and more fun.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37380
 14.10.2010
Let’s not collectively ask for heat and cold this year? Then it will accumulate again...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37379
 14.10.2010
Election of Senior Group in the universe:
xxx: so what to think about, let's appoint yyy and break up.
I don’t want to be an old man!
Zzz:...I want to be the ruler of the sea

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