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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35198
 28.08.2010
xxx: I want a little hairy pink jewel
XXX: How to Fly
YYY : Why?
Xxx and fun.
I will feed him with chips.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: That is, flying and being pink is normal for a hunter, did you not notice it?))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35197
 28.08.2010
Commentary on the film Piranha:
The movie is unrealistic. I watched the movie in 3D, there was a moment when the piranha bit the fucking man and threw him out into the hall! This is not a joke, it really was a flying member in full 3D! Some have been in shock!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35196
 28.08.2010
1:12 14.Oleg.88: You have to bite this))
1:23 yatebyavse: You can't bite me
1:23 14.Oleg.88: why?? to
1:23 yatebyavse: blacks remain
1:23 14.Oleg.88: Do you have it?
1:24 yatebyavse: No, to the one who bites

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35195
 28.08.2010
Consultation at a medical forum:

The xxx:
Good day! I have a bit of a personal question. The fact is that when I eat spicy food, I burn my back. What can be done about this?? to

YYYY :
Have you tried your mouth?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35194
 28.08.2010
nauf (11:16:41 28/08/2010)
Do you know this shit?

nauf (11:18:40 28/08/2010)
This is when you like your grandmother and you go to the sea. You think you will come here and get messed up. She came and went to the sea. She thinks she’ll come and shut up. She comes and you break the key. That’s how I’ll come to you tomorrow. You think you’re going to be upset tomorrow. Tomorrow he will break his leg.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35193
 28.08.2010
Do not need. I was small and stupid. Now I am big and stupid. Everything has changed XD

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35192
 28.08.2010
shinKAMI: We are responsible for those we have joined >_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35191
 28.08.2010
1st I open contact.
2nd I open "My Friends"
Three I look... and I see... on the avatars... who has an eagle, who has a tiger, who has a dog... who has a cat...
I think this is a zoo.? to
P.S I remembered that by profession I was a veterinarian and thought even more...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35190
 28.08.2010
Did I return the 1400 or not?
Violence by: Nea
Here I am the Peder.
Tagged with: oga
Goblin: Pider himself

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35189
 28.08.2010
The boss came to work with a broken right hand, looked at me suspiciously, and gave out: - for the next three weeks you will be my right hand:-(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35188
 28.08.2010
MagicIsNotHere: I think the papers that are distributed on the street, with stories about LSD and its impact, smell more on advertising.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35187
 28.08.2010
For the demotivator:
Ahmed: I’m wasting you.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a people!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35186
 28.08.2010
[12:41:18] Aliq: It would be time for employers to understand that the PT is not a working day, they have a lot of losses on this day.
[12:42:25] Anton: Oh, and make the Pt a weekend - then they will start to lose on Thursday :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35185
 28.08.2010
I told my mom that my rubber was broken.
NN: And what about her?and :)
Q: Start fighting, you need to be protected. I can fly more)
CHC: Only then came to her that I was talking about rubber from cowards)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35184
 28.08.2010
Gimli: Going to a class meeting
Mr 13: My condolences

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35183
 28.08.2010
How to live with your boss "
I, as a small but still a boss, have my own fear: am I suddenly a fool and lead everyone into a deadlock? =) is

[ + 117 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35182
 28.08.2010
A list of meaningless things people do, I know myself everywhere:
Open the refrigerator, look and close.
Look at the time on your mobile phone and immediately forget it.
Look in the subway tunnel and wait for the train to arrive faster.
When the microwave feeds again, say "Yes, I know, I know!"
- dress up to leave the apartment, come to the comp, squeeze a little more in rolls and a hat, then leave.
- go out of the store to buy sugar and eventually come back with a bunch of all kinds of shit, but without sugar.
Read the inscriptions on the air refresher for a hundredth time to kill time.
Press the call button to make the elevator arrive faster.
Wrap the thread from the tea bag around the handle of the cup, tie it to the node, and then disconnect before washing the cup.
Put the keys in your pocket so that you don’t forget, and then look for a long time.
Select the cursor for the text you read.
Strengthen the control buttons of the telephone when the batteries are in place.
- Talk to the GPS navigator if you are in a very bad mood - to insult him or insult him.

Tagged with rb.ru

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35181
 28.08.2010
xx
A woman only gets an orgasm when her legs are warm.
xy
I will bring the valves from the garage under the couch))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35180
 28.08.2010
PND: I broke my car, something with electricity, does not start.
PND: Called the companion, said you can come, urinate, smoke... said not earlier than an hour later.
PND: minutes after 5 from him sms- "here on the television the war of the worlds is going, all the cars are not produced - check out))"
PND is FUCK!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35179
 28.08.2010
She: if you want sex - contact it;) It will not be anyway, and I am pleased:)))

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