Marina is a miracle secretary with a higher artistic education. She loves to tell everyone about her favorite Ancient Egypt while responding to calls. As she raises the phone, she still continues to speak, so the shrinking clients are constantly hearing something like...beast heads, hello!""...Anubis, a guide to the world of the dead, good morning!" and so on.
Today the beautiful tradition has come to an end. Today, the founder from Moscow called us and for half a minute stood in the phrase "%Firmname%, good day!"...

KrotBankrot: Russia is an amazing country. Only we have a note that is greater than the minimum wage.

I lie with a girl in bed: she is naked, I am naked with a condom in my hands, the door opens, mom goes in and says, you dress up, and I will make tea.

X: Only I have girls with a poster "I will embrace for a smile" while I embrace a wallet.

I am looking for a job, can you advise me?
The wage is unstable: yesterday 30k, today 15k.
by Fuck! 45 thousand in two days! Are you working as a manager?? to

The bird spoke, until it was discerned, was distinguished by intelligence and intelligence.

- In my friendship, they suggested that Boyarsky would be a good face of a line of condoms. And the slogan: "Defend yourself, puppy!" Or - "I will delay them, nothing!"
And for the broken condom: "From now on! One for All!"

by e_smirnov

by Diman:
We have an anti-office.
Users are sitting under Linux, admin is sitting under the screw.
by Mikler:
We need to limit admin accounts, or as if they did not do what)))

On the radio that it was exactly at 2 p.m. to turn the clock exactly to the time back. This night for programmers lasted forever.

I sit in the office and look at the picture. Blonde and system administrator. The dialogue:

Blondi: Yesterday I applied for a computer profile to be issued to me with a password and secretary rights.
Admin: Yes, I have already got it. I will do it now (5 minutes)
Admin: Login "Yulushechka_Zaya"?
The Blonde: Yes! Password "nKjoz155q"
Admin: O_O' Girl, and you will not forget it?
Blondi: Well, I’ll forget the first password on the modem internet...

I dreamed of a dream as I twisted to the cat web interface. There you can place the box opposite the function "do not blame".

XXX is
How do I know my mother’s name and model?

YYYY
See the passport.

He: I finally pulled you to bed!!!! to
she: :-D need to remember the date - 3 October, time - 23:16
He is AHA. You are in my bed!!! to
She: I knock something in the skype window on your notebook))))))))))))))

From Twitter:
@IAmKarlson: onanism is like the wheel-de-mort, it cannot be spoken about, but it exists

[14:27] Stanislav: So here is confusion. I’m going home in a crowded bus, a couple of which passed dumb. Pity on all sides. I listen to music and try not to get nervous. Here I hear the right ear falls out, because what a grandmother's wire is stuck to the player. Well, I’ve already gotten short, I’ve gotten short. In one hand a backpack, the other I hold on the order. On the lighting, I sharply release the instructions and I begin to look for the headphone, I touch the wire, I pull, and the headphone is stuck by the dog, I pull stronger, it gets into my hand, I clamp it in my ear and tell that in different ears different music plays.
[14:28] Stanislav: Well, there is an Arab who hangs over me with sincere astonishment.
[14:29] Stanislav: From his point of view, everything is even more funny. It is worth some thick Russian, then you pull a headphone from your ear, insert it to yourself, and then watch you. I had to get a request to put that thread funny.

News of Sport. For "Spartak" for the first time in the season scored Russian(s) I figue from this country)))))

Dean: The tenderness in me is like a hamster of barley needles, of course, it is possible to stir it artificially, but then the hamster will die from this conclusion: I would rather remain a vicious and alive hamster than a dead underdog.

I eat blue salad. They eat like horses.
EvGenius: I feed the cat with blueberries. The cat is pleased.

Yaya: 1.14 gig - a lot, it will be a long...
Leave the computer on for the night.
Yaya: I can’t do that. Very little can happen...
WOW, maybe the network cable will break and the internet will flood the neighbors...

release of criminal news:"builders,who broke down the wall of a residential house, stating that it was intended"