Well, how many balbes during the census will answer the question about family status "In active search" or "Everything is difficult"?

I have a great day today 😉
YYY: The shock?
XXX: I was asked today how long and turned to me - A GIRL, not a girl. Then I went to the kiosk and bought cigarettes, well my husband asked))) so I sold them and even the passport was not asked (God thank you, but I did not grow up however)))
YYY: Guess, how old are you now?
XXX is 26.

Are you annoyed that your child spends the whole day at the computer?
Are you concerned about the destructive impact of the environment on your child?
Are you concerned about your child’s future?
Newly passed! Get rid of the child!

Da-da: I like younger girls... but I never thought I would have to explain to her how MMM is different from M&Ms.
The MMM?

-Pipets, over the course of the day the news of the day in Yandex was that Medvedev added Schwartz to friends on Twitter.
-Ah, rejoice that the news was not: "Dmitry Medvedev removed Luzhkov from friends" and "Luzhkov leaves the group of Mayors and Governors"

and sweet:
Company with limited liability "Stock "

The founders invented...

My wife smokes grass. What kind of children will she have afterwards?
and fun.

It is fucking! In the match Kazakhstan-Germany goals for the Germans scored 2 Poles and one Spanish, and the best player in the national team of Kazakhstan was a German! Geinrich Schmidtgal scattered the Germans on the flank, so that all the Cossacks looked up their mouths.

Gl. Accountant (B) with me by asske (I)
B: Serge, print me a envelope with the title.
I: Oh what to write?
B: For Wismuth,...... address,.... index for Fucked Sheep
I: So to write?
B: The AGA
Okay, I am printing
B: Oh, stand, instead of the fucking sheep for the heads of the buck.
DDD

I struggle with myself, go for beer and chips... or let the lazy beat alcoholism.

Ponk@ (08:34:17 13/10/2010)
Peti has 12 apples, Losh has 8 apples, and Vashi has salt in his ass. Who was the last to escape from the garden?

Trul-la-la (08:34:55 13/10/2010)
Pete is the worst.
Watson ran first. He was accelerated.
equal to pulse m*v
where m is the mass of salt in the ass and v is the rate of salt.

After work, I went to the supermarket to buy food.
I picked up a cart, stood in a line, laid out foods, got a credit card, I waited.
The cashier breaks my satisfaction, in the amount of 704 rubles. Takes the card, after a moment says: "4 rubles look"?
I’m looking for small things in the machine, I’m putting out. I collect food, take a check, a card... and stop in a stupor. I smiled a lot that night.)

xxx: I finally realized that Dan was a complete crazy when he removed the folder from porn to make enough space for NARUTO!!! to

Fury: Have you watched American History of the X?
Kitty : No :
Fury: A very strong movie
Fury and Norton's Amazing Game
Kitty: The Commander?
Fury: Okay, happy

by hellchijik:
I decided to learn to play drums.
by hellchijik:
What would you advise to start with?
Sgt Pepper:
Are you crazy?
by hellchijik:
Is it obligatory?

OOO OOO!!! My favorite kind of vodka!! to
Which is it?
5 of 5 😉

Let it double forever.
Those who are in the subway!!! to
P.S. They fuck up, they fuck up.

XXX is:
I will fulfill the obligation of a family member.

XXX is:
A family member, i.e.

XXX is:
Or a family member sounds like a morse cock.

From Twitter:

Last night I dreamed that I was going into the sea, I woke up from being in bed. My husband is now rubbing on me.

Writing in the sea is a terrible sin, insulting the element of water - and you are 80% of water - you insult the lunar energy that controls the water - you risk getting seriously ill. Remember the water - that is, the river, the lake, the sea cannot be cared for or written - you will scratch sorrow.

Author of the secret: Thank you for the advice... Now I think how to get rid of the water in the toilet, so as not to shake the sorrow...

Are you married?
and no.
What about Lena?
That is how we live with her.
The state does not know :(