XXX is a female orgasm. Was it the laser?
See also: UGU After the Matrix

A doctor in a private clinic: "And if infertility is not treated, it will be inherited from generation to generation!"

Danish
We are definitely better than men! ?

Polina
Without a doubt, Dan)))

– Germain
Of course, it’s better, therefore, guys and fuck you, not each other!!! to

My neighbor on the party masks his veil under a cough, and then we sit and cuddle from a cough. How to delicately write syrup from cough?

Dear drivers, before hammering, cutting and roaring on the roads, remember that a year in Russia buy 100 baseball beats and only 3 baseball balls.

xxx: I will soon have a brain cancer from mathan tasks
xxx: * cancer of the brain))
Yyy: the first phrase was more accurate.

The conversation of the husband and wife in the morning before the start of the working day (in the evening they made a change):
Mr Olya! Where are my socks?
In the closet on the lower shelf.
And the cowards?
There is a floor above.
Where is my shirt?
Y is. Fuck it! Can you do anything without me?! to
M is Yes!
H is what?
M is (with a silent voice and as if offended)

by Christina:
Good day

by Alexander:
I welcome.

by Christina:
I decided to meet Christina.

by Alexander:
is cool. I’m, as you’ve guessed, Vasily, but you can just call me Kolya.

Christina removed you from her list of friends.

Alexander: It is right, chao! XD is

On the net found:
The phrase from the advertisement: "If children cough - they will help a blue mouse!". I really want to answer: "If you do advertising - do not smoke marijuana!"

We fight with the child. Of course I give up. But in the end I win. An annoyed man goes to the kitchen to his father and says, "I want to be as strong as my mom - electricity without breastfeeding."

You are drying in your throat. Hands are not. You start to feel sitting. Your limbs refuse to obey you. And only then you realize that the password that you changed literally yesterday, you entered in Cyrillic...

How many therapists have a gigabit?
How much is one song?
One song is eight beers.

Go after the club at 5-6 o'clock in the morning home, here I will be stumbled by a flat girlfriend 4 pieces, everything as appropriate: Beer, seeds, music from mobile and this dialogue occurs:
Young man, where are you in such a hurry?
I: Home
Do you want to make a company with beautiful girls?
I: I want
They: So where are you going? You said what you want!
I'm so beautiful and I'm going to look for it

I: I went to pull my eyebrows.
Man: Can I see?
I : No
And to listen?

The girls turned and turned but continued to watch porn.

With a smart woman you can talk about anything, and with a beautiful, all this, it is nice to do.

The journalistic seminar in RUDN. In front of the future sharks and shackles of feathers pushes the talk of our television celebrity. It is time for questions. A girl stands up from the front row and asks:
Why is there no freedom of speech in Russia?
The celebrity, having fixed the glasses, gives the answer that I still think is the best:
Imagine thieves intending to rob the house. You think they will be
Invite the press?

In his youth, the President did not take into account the basic rule of our bureaucracy: first we turn on heating, and only then we dismiss the mayor, and not vice versa.

We drank with a friend photographer, drank decently, even very much. We walk on the street, he slides, falls, lies...
He looks somewhere and gives
Something has broken the horizon.

<@igorian_kun> "Decanate of the MFA Faculty congratulates debtors on the start of the autumn call"

<@igorian_kun> this kind of bullying appeared yesterday at the doors of the dean