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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37958
 27.10.2010
An announcement from the newspaper:

It is sold a computer, with a regular monitor, a Windows Wista processor, a printer, columns.
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(The lighting)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №37957
 27.10.2010
Megaphone advertising is fun.
A man flies with a parachute and calls on his cell phone.
There is a feeling that the megaphones finally decided to make a truthful advertisement, showing where to go so that the connection is...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37956
 27.10.2010
The history of Soviet times is impressive.

The solar bag. The border part.
A general from Moscow arrived.
(In the end, it shines like a cat’s egg)
The general is on the plateau. There is a clear system of fighters.
And border dog leaders stand separately with their animals.

The general approaches one of them and, looking at the dog humbly pressed on the stand, says:

The goods are close! The dog is a frog.! to

(At the same time, a poor man from the local population bleaked his eyes and swallowed his tongue.)

The goods are close!! Do you understand the Russian language???! to
I ask you, is your dog a dog???! to

So accurate the general! The frog!! to

(pause and then the addition)

And she fell!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37955
 27.10.2010
Sadist: Who likes to draw?
[21:17] JiN is out
[21:17] ~Dv@~ is out
[21:17] ~Katyusha~ has gone out
Jacob the wolf is out.
21:17 The Frenchman is out
[21:18] The dollar has come out
[21:18] DelfiN is out
[21:18] @didas is out
Sadist: I will force you anyway!

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37954
 27.10.2010
I looked at this "Nanolove" and understood how it was.

Once the director of the STS came into the studio and said:
I watched "Electronics"
Well and how?
Sissy is little. You have to do something about this.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37953
 27.10.2010
Annotation to the new movie in the cinema:
3D technology has made it possible to create a full of tension and humor film from the perspective of frogs. For the first time, a man has the opportunity with his head to plunge into the world of these mysterious creatures and feel like a frog that went out to hunt in search of food. And after a successful hunt and a satisfying dinner to dive into the sweet waves of passionate frog sex.

My brain is completely exploded! by Porn

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37952
 27.10.2010
Suddenly, after visiting the toilet, I realized what I meant with Winnie-Puch when, sneezing strongly, said:
and oh! I seem to have shrunk!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37951
 27.10.2010
Konstantin43: You are nice, smart, cute, but, in my understanding, the ideal woman should not weigh more than 55 kg)
Irina31: No problem we cut off my leg, and voila, where it works))
Constantine43: ))))) I prefer women in full package)))
Irina31: Ugums, that is, if a girl has an appendicitis, will she not fit you too? But you are Esther.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37950
 27.10.2010
XXX When the weather is dumb, all the reasons are so evil
Yyy, don’t get angry.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37949
 27.10.2010
I have a brother, Avatar.
2nd?
Every day is blue.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №37948
 27.10.2010
The dumber the cat, the more clearly in the mirror he sees the secular lion.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37947
 27.10.2010
It was told by my friend and colleague (highest qualified ORL doctor).
Required preamble (sorry if it is long). Unfortunately, tumors can affect any organ, including the larynx. Any type of tumor requires surgery, but its volume (as well as subsequent treatment) depends on the type of tumor. Sometimes this can only be discovered during the operation itself. It happens approximately this way. During the operation, the doctor gets the necessary access to the tumor and sends its fragment for analysis. This fragment is referred to in the pathologist-anatomical department (in common language - morg); there are pathanatoms.
FAST (express methods) determine the type of tumor and FAST report the result frozen in waiting at the operating table to colleagues - ORL doctors... and then - everything according to the standards depending on this type of tumor. In order for this repeated "FAST" to be really fast, pathanatoms about such planned operations are warned in advance - well, to sit in place, and not for cakes and other necessities.
Now the story itself. The head of the ENT department talks to a patient who has found a tumor of unclear type. The conversation takes place in the presence of my friend (docent of the department), who, in fact, tomorrow will have to operate this tumor. Addressing the patient, w. Exposes everything that already sounded in the preamble: say, you, dear, a tumor... and what - we can not say exactly... tomorrow during the operation we will find out everything... say, let's take a piece and quickly figure out what this tumor is... then we will do everything we need, in the best way... say, don't worry, everything will be okay. Arriving to these words, he turns to his colleague-docent: "By the way, Vladimir Valentinovich, don't forget about our tomorrow's operation to warn the MORG." The curtain.
I wish everyone health!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37946
 27.10.2010
Do you want to introduce a half-sleeping person into an endless cycle?
Cover it with a triangular blanket.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37945
 27.10.2010
Update of the estimate program via the innet, response from the update server:
Your software is newer than ours and where you got it from

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37944
 27.10.2010
Fredo Nook > Petting is a type of pet breeding?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37943
 27.10.2010
The question of life and death... how soon does the smell of pepper go away?
If you drank light wine, after which you drank tea (two glasses), then you brushed your teeth, then again tea?
YYY: Do you think this is a pregar??? This is when champagne, then a garlic of vodka, then again champagne and a little wine, and so on throughout the evening. And what you have is a light intriguing grape smell.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37942
 27.10.2010
I don’t have a neighbor with a perforator. I have a perforator! ^ ^ ^
WOW: Is that you? Breathe a frog

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37941
 27.10.2010
Do you know how to become a crab?
by 0_o
You have to become a cancer and go side by side!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №37940
 27.10.2010
Apexin ^^ (20:06:32 26/10/2010)
And then...mm...I’ll embrace you with my hands, I’ll put my fingers in your hair...I’ll put my legs behind you...I’ll press you...and I’ll say I’m KOALO!!! XD is

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37939
 27.10.2010
girls, writing here about their most brutal shortcomings, you phone, you write yours, it makes it easier right away

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