The biological award was awarded by a group of Chinese and British zoologists. They have proven that flying mice have oral sex.(Premium Prize of the Year 2010!)

Nowadays, cats can only cut half of one egg.

Now our cat has a new pursuit - half a puppy.

We are ahead of the entire planet!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In the XC
Who is lying, who is lying again?
Fuck, it’s easy erotic.

Strengthening the Copyright Law:
Where the country is going... Soon it will just break up...
You can always crack. You will just have to pay the deductions to the Russian Pearl Union.

I work in a phone store. A aunt recently came to us, waited for a long time and finally approached me and asked, "Do you have Nothing?" I say: "No, we are trading on phones." She answers me: "So I need the threads to ask for the phone". In a state close to hysteria, I explain that the phone is not threaded. She didn't seem to believe me and, leaving, said: "That's how I knew that there was no bullshit, even no phone lines."

(4:38:19 PM) xxx: constantly cracking pockets on pants :-) this is a disadvantage
(4:38:48 PM) yyy: depending on why they break. It may be worth it 8-)

What color are her eyes?
I didn’t remember the color of her eyes. I saw in them something more than just color. The color does not tell about the soul of a person and what feelings inside. Her eyes just talked about what her lips were silent about.
I just asked what color her eyes were.

xxx what? I was walking under the table when you were already drinking beer!
Shit... Fuck...

Echos (23:53:06 2/10/2010)
Put the devil on your photo.
oniks334 (23:54:28 2/10/2010)
What a demon?
Echos (23:55:01 2/10/2010)
The face of an unknown man. Very similar to Satan.
oniks334 (23:55:23 2/10/2010)
This is my ex XD

The CIA secretly moves troops from Afghanistan to Pakistan.

Yes, it’s very biased.

He does not eat.
He is a fucker.
I have a monthly.)
He is: How? so
She is my smart girl.
She asks questions herself.
She also answers)

Talk about Student Relationship
The xxx:
The first year has been fun.
The xxx:
There is to remember
The xxx:
Hard to remember.

xxx: I once gathered all the skepticism and humor and specifically listened. I didn’t understand, but they gave me cookies.

YYY: I hope you didn’t go to the side of evil?

xxx: No, I didn’t know at the time that you should go to the side of evil when you give cookies. So I ate everything I gave and left.

We have a broken entrance.
On the clean green walls of the first floor (decorated with expensive plastic) are hanged, glued with a two-sided scotch, laminated A3 posters with the inscriptions "X$y", "Vasa m$ak" and so on. 10 for the whole floor. And in the elevator on a sterile floor lies a poster with a photo of the urine hole (also, of course, palminated).

The South Booth.

You have a headquarters like in StarCraft?
Lexx: How is it?
Mishurov: flying, conducting space intelligence, can hold a nuclear missile
Lexx: No, we have a headquarters like in anecdotes about Rzhevsky. Someone is treacherous under the table and in the corners lie drunk gentlemen officers.

Announcement of Teacher's Day

XXX: The Cultural Day
We swim in the fountain. And we will cling to the passers with the question: "Did you study in school?"
XXX: Cut the Head
XXX: Broken by the hand
xxx: drink vodka from the globe and snack them
XXX is fun :)

I removed my computer today. What did you do?
Go to Nashville
Tagged: fucking

What kind of drunk man is he sitting in the entrance?
Don’t be afraid, my aunt Nadia.
and??? to
The repairman called...

from SMS correspondence
She: I finally arrived.
He: Of course, it's good that you got there, but I just seemed to have put you on the electric car.