Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How are you? Congratulations, I moved to a new town.! to
WOW: Hi to you! I really hope you meant the "city", not the "garage", you’re mine.

In 9th grade, in biology, classmates whisper:
Jake, you do not remember. how this muscle is called that the hip moves and moves
Yes, it is a biceps!
D: You that, the biceps are here, on your hand!
All right, especially when the female shoulder is

<Perpetum_Mobile> I will buy for a symbolic fee or receive a gift, dead or not writing a CD or better a DVD drive! In the future, for the purposes of a scientific experiment, he will be destroyed, and his soul will be moved into the body of a deadly weapon.

xxx:I noticed that when I drank an egg, I was asked to roast screaming and how to drink eggs at the performance too?
YYY: No to push

XX: I'm all angry (I want to send them off, and I have to keep a calm and polite correspondence

and XXX:
that is. Type of :
-"Can you do so that your Outlook and your Exch order beer for me when my neighbor receives a letter, well, or just show fun breasts on the screen?"
-"no, all this functionality this program does not support, it is still a mail client, not the old Hottabich"
-"Well, fuck your Microsoft, how will we live that now, right? It is also impossible to work"

XX: this is about the key of communication.

She
I want to sleep wild
He is
With whom?
She
with a pillow
He is
Or with a pillow?
She
Maybe I don’t know how to put the pillow on the floor.)
He is
Do you dream nothing in your head?

In Russia, you can live either well or according to the law.

Marionets

In the army, in the classroom, I had a friend of Dima Semenov from Ordzhonikidze (suddenly he will read and find me in the innet). He was a radio amateur on all hands, and the soldiers, they are for any shuher, even for a hunger strike, only to break for the diversity of the order of the day.
In the afternoon, we received a team:
Take a look at the “Time” program!! to
Everyone ran with taburets and built a rectangle. It was necessary instead of smoking and sewing to sit for an hour, with a flat back and listen to the closure of the colossal... etc.
Dima carried out the plan, drawn the diagrams, I twisted him the radio details that got under his hand (although we have air defense troops), and finally he assembled a grand mega-appliance that fit into the light bulb box. Everything is very simple, just two controllers: one for adjusting the frequency, the other for signal strength. It was a TV interference generator.
There are two sergeants in our company. One is “smart” and the other is “strong”. We look at the “Time” program, suddenly interference, more, more. The "strong" suits the fist on the calf, the result is zero, but only he turns his back to him, the calf shows, slightly shallowed, again rip and rip in dynamics. He had to stand with his back to the calf, any attempt to move disturbed the calf. He stood under the loud laughter.
Dima and I called it Exhibit a Marionette. Then they took the “smart.”
The TV began to hang, the "strong" had the task of standing behind, but it didn't help. He was “smart.” He began to make magical passes around the calf and stirred when the image appeared (usually with his hands raised up). Sometimes Dima and I decided in advance what theater the puppies would show us today, and felt the rulers of the world.
When the sergeants were bored with it, they turned off the box, but if suddenly the attendant came in part, he pressed them for the failure of the routine of the day, especially with him, the telecast worked like a clock and not channels. The puppies had to stand in strange poses, and no matter how they tried to put a soldier in their place, the TV did not show, even if the salabona was dressed as a sergeant. Finally, they decided to break their tormentor. When they brought us a new, colourful one, they all said, “Oh, you are!! to
We and Dima just burned up. The soul of the old man has entered the new telecast.
It seemed like nonsense, and the whole company was waiting for the evening show all day long.
The wisdom of the army is right: Where the soldier does not kiss, the ass is everywhere.

Celebration of the 66th Anniversary of the Great Victory over the Fascists
Germany will have thousands of police officers.

Book store and office goods. A new girl seller checks the notebook.
Again the cats. Cats everywhere. They are disgusting. I hate. They lick themselves, sleep half a day. The disgusting animals. Why only people hold them?
The client looks like a computer:
Is your name not Sharapova?
and no. and borrowing.

- Lash, what is better - with loose hair or with a tail?
As it was five minutes ago.
With a tail?
I don’t remember, but it was great.

O_O

Hi, how was it yesterday?
Snow: Faker was drunk.
Or a faker?
It doesn’t matter, the result is one.

xxx: I lost 7 kg in 1.5 months, how much do you think I will weigh in the new year? ))) All the bets are in place.)

YYY: In the new year you will be weighing 15 pounds more because you will eat for the new year. I know you.

By the call of the female excavator, I realized that there would be no water today.

The xxx:
Can you advise where to walk in Moscow at night?

WOW :
With what outcome?
WOW :
Light body, heavy or lethal?

We have been together for the last month.
For three days I ask him to buy potatoes and a large pack of laundry powder – because it’s heavy and I’m not going to bear it myself. Eventually I persuaded. Go to. Returns in half an hour.
- Pizdec, - puts the bags on the floor in the corridor, - neighbors in the wharf. Three people stopped asking me what happened and when I got married.

I hope we don’t have to pay for the hot water that runs instead of the cold water.

Seryoga: I am in the cages already
Angel: You are lucky.
I am still in the gips.

James Cameron descended in a small hydrocapsule into Lake Baikal, watching fish and other living creatures.
xxx: He later admitted that he was inspired by the creation of sea monsters that will be in Avatar 2.
Yyy: He had to dive into the Moscow river :)

Antichrist: Hi, where were you?
Ieshua: Separated
Antichrist: From the Church?
The Antichrist: The Antichrist: