We promise to have a sharp cold tomorrow... up to +30

XX: How do you imagine an accurate apocalypse? Frogs fall carefully from the sky. People carefully lie down and die, somebody turns all the dust and ash into a rope)))

by Katya:
Do you have to give money in the envelope for the wedding? I don’t have the envelope in my bag.

A: I say hello. Why don’t you ask me about my work?
D: Why don’t you ask about mine?
I: Well you’ve been working for a long time, and I’m only 3 days on a new job.
D: Well well well. How is your job?
I: Let’s go later. I will tell you at the meeting.
Tag: facepalm

<yp107> Lenny needs to be cultivated, work on its quality, improve and irrigate...
<Obscure_me> but lazy

To throw the movie?
She: No, I don’t go to the cinema at work.
She: I am reading a book.

My mother burned.
xxx: says to me, "Listen, and I want to go to a movie about blue people, well, you've been to it twice.
I doubted my orientation.
XXX is an avatar.
by Metal Cthulhu

Lesya: Sashk, and the back hurt your nails, that you like that? I think it’s best to put my ass in, so I don’t sit down later.
ShadiK: Well how do you say! During sex it is not so painful, but adds some sensations!
Lesya: and my grit that when it hurts, the erection decreases, so I want him to star in the eye when it ends))))

Rukov: If you think that you are difficult to find and easy to lose, then you are either a socker or a dull fool... Personally, I would have chosen the first one in your place!

At the end of the phone conversation, they say, “Okay, okay... oh, what a terrible cat...” and they put the phone on.

The commentary of a recently returned man from the country: "Cats we brought, a stream of two, but the most hairy...."

This type of customer calls.

Dima: Chela has a second apartment for the crazy, and he chooses the boiler there.

Dima: the main criterion is how many bodies can wash in the shower

Melamori (13:50:57 29/07/2010)
I adjust the adjustments. See what I am listening to?

Diman (13:51:22 29/07/2010)
Melamory
Status of:
Galina takes in the mouth of the horse [13:48]

Melamori (13:51:37 29/07/2010)
O_O

How is life young?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: On which side? In good but in bad?
YYY: as always
XXX: How is it always?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

At work today I had a nightmare that I slept at work

Q: I am the fucking destroyer of myths!
Q: I decided to check out the joke "Wow, strawberries!" Sulled the cat the remains of strawberries with milk.
Summer, the heat...
Q: On the third day the experiment had to be interrupted, and the oatmeal sent to the toilet - from the bowl when the four-legged approached clearly "Wow, cat!" :(

I bought my grandmother an alarm clock today, a cute one, with a large scanner and ringing loudly. In the store, it was naturally taken and checked as a knot, and then put in a box and packed in a beautiful envelope. I sit down and hear him ticking in the package and think, melting, and what will I do when he sounds? O_O

IMP
He went to the therapist, examined him and said he was so thin? But take Lecha and lick it, I am a single man, I have no wife, and I eat pasta. And patient with the nurse let's remember who they are not married there, took a leaflet and a bunch of phones recorded)

question on one of the resources mail.ru (both girls)

chokolatuz: Please tell us how to set a password on the computer when enabled, if possible more detailed

KudrYAvaYA: Press "off" and then click on the image above. If you are smart then click "back" and there you choose. Make a password!

Do you have a tattoo under your chest?
Better make the sun around the nipple :D
I want under my chest.
XXX: Will it be seen?
Yyy: You are licking my breasts