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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35938
 12.09.2010
Woman (00:19:01): To the wicked
Woman (00:19:03): * tomorrow
Female (00:19:04): fuck
Mothers of Mothers of Mothers of Mothers I haven’t roasted so long ago.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35937
 12.09.2010
The Lion:
When will my photo be there?
and Anastasia:
Ohhh :D you need to find a room where you can pour flour and roll in it naked)) and grow strawberries)))
The Lion:
How Ahuenny formed the answer "never"))) Never heard of this :D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35936
 12.09.2010
Jee: Now I hear from the kitchen: "Max, hold yourself in your hands! Max, put the chair in place! Why do you have a knife? Spit out the cat!and "
Jee: Max is our cat... Sereza is my father... In the kitchen, except for them – no one...)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35935
 12.09.2010
Have you watched "Summer"?
and no.
Do you think this movie is cool?
and no.
Go out for me! I am serious!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35934
 12.09.2010
She: Thank you for a pleasant time. for everything! Good luck to you! Now there is no obstacle to pursuing... and then life is not so long. You cannot suddenly
He: Ugo... He went looking for the sausage in the refrigerator. I probably won’t find. Because I didn’t buy it. Because I did not want. I do not want now. I will go search anyway. Still, there is a chance, though very small, that there is an uncovered sausage in my refrigerator.
She: Are you okay? Do you buy sausages?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35933
 12.09.2010
My first love was Xusha, a girl angel. There was only Rh from the negative. c) The heroin

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35932
 12.09.2010
After a general 1.5 hour cleaning in the room, the dirty object in it is you.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35931
 12.09.2010
A real baumane for 1 d/s writes 3 pencil and stacks a set of pencil(s)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35930
 12.09.2010
If a gay claims that 2x2=4, he is right, even though he is gay.
yyy: if a gay claims that 2x2 = 4, then he is a gay, despite the fact that 2x2 = 4

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35929
 12.09.2010
YYY: What is it? Abandoned you? Why is?
He doesn’t like my "emotional fight". I'd fuck his big sweaty man - I'd watch him not cry after sex.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35928
 12.09.2010
A guy with a girl recently dating, lying on a guy's bed in guests.
She: Do you love me?
He is: Yes
Will your parents love me?
He: I do not know
The girl, takes the bag, says "you can’t carry me" and leaves)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35927
 12.09.2010
How beautiful you are today, mmmm, I would have married you!
YYY: Do not say nonsense! I know you just need access to my Playstation %)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35926
 12.09.2010
How I love our country. Putin came to Chelyabinsk, walked around the houses, there people complained to him. Give local authorities a hint. Authorities overnight made a beach, put umbrellas and couchbeds. By the evening of the next day, the people were swimming in umbrellas, crushing the woods and going home.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35925
 12.09.2010
Father (P) is lucky in the wheelchair of his son (C) who is just learning to speak:
Q: Tell me Dad.
C is be-e.
P is daddy!
C is be-e!
Q: Daddy and Daddy!!! to
S: Beeyeeee!!! to
Father, fuck the fuck!
C is fucking!
Q: Well, the beginning is set!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35924
 12.09.2010
<Greece> trend to accelerate slowing growth

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №35923
 12.09.2010
and anoize:
There is only one normal rapper in the world - it's Winnie Pooh! He is the only one who reads without pathos and ponts.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35922
 12.09.2010
I am a sex machine!! Even in the eighth grade of all the girls on the medical examination with the gynecologist asked "do you live sexual life?", and me - immediately "what do you protect yourself?"!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35921
 12.09.2010
With hunger, I stitched off the window and ate the missing mango - I sit with a tree.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35920
 12.09.2010
xxx: I went to the economics barber, I say: I have 3 centimeters to cut, no more, I do not have short hairstyles
I watched the TV at that time.
xxx: when she finished cutting, she says: and you say that short doesn't go
XXX: Do not say the other words

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35919
 12.09.2010
in the section of flame on the iron forum

Friends, help me with advice.
Everyone knows that for the best transfer of heat from the processor to the refrigerator, the touching surfaces should be flat, smooth and even polished to mirror gloss, as well as they should be slightly lubricated with thermopasta. I have an electric plate in the kitchen, and its shapes are not only not smooth, they are noticeably ribbed, round waves from the center to the edges. The days of the pot and bowl are also far from a flat surface, not to mention mirroring.
Do you think it makes sense to align clothes and dishes? What if you use a thermometer? The electric plate heats significantly longer than the gas, probably three to four times. Probably there are big losses.
And also the popular question - why do the electrical plates make so ribbed?

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