(Discussions about the Planner)

Master Yoda: I want to... here is this <link>...
Master Yoda: shake up, such a slug... and books to read, and wifi, and movies to watch and music, and even call from it you can...
Master Yoda: I drowned my neighbors from below yesterday
Lara Suse: That’s what I want.
Lara Suse: Has she flooded? and :(
Master Yoda: with saliva.
by Lera Suse (rofl)

Last month, on the beach by the sea, two of my aunts asked me to “pull them into a photo-sweater.” The photo session lasted about half an hour. I felt like a photocorrespondent of Одноклассников.ru.

The case at the station.
We have two coffee.
Do you need sugar?
and no.
What are you, city people?

Business ideas for small:

What can you do for 20,000 rubles?
Put everything on red.

From the chat, apparently, about the sick:
The fairy tale of female logic - the typical requirements for the ideal man
Rich and generous
Smart and not boring
Beautiful and free
- courageous "treated"
- serious "to have fun with it"

I went to the store one day, in front of me a guy with a guitar and a girl with him.
Teach me to play guitar too.
Cut your nails and I’ll learn.
The girl: Aha, aha! Cut yourself off!! to

Tito: What to talk to him about if he doesn’t know who Caziro is?
by Corvin: =)

A friend serves in the army.

How are you with the phones? are not prohibited?
are prohibited. They even break sometimes.
Who is breaking? The officers?
The Commander.
Who is Commander?
The fucking.

He left his brother to look after the apartment and left himself.

Brother: What is the password?
I: feed the cat, there is food in the refrigerator
Feed your cat and she will tell you the password.

Fall: According to my inscriptions on the packages, "Smoking is Harmful", "It's Causing Cancer" will soon be collected as the "Love is Love" inserts and long evenings exchanged for more fun.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: xxx, I don’t have money
xxx: fucking yyy, I will smoke with you for free)

From the Fire:
Tagged with: "Russian "Russian "
The Mayan calendar for 2013.

Kamsky: I argued yesterday with my girlfriend, Jason Statham (seeing “Adrenaline-2”). The loser had to go to the store for a bottle of beer. I said that somewhere 172 cm, my favorite - not less than 190 cm. We go to the Internet: the height of Jason Statham 174 cm.
My favorite: “No! It is not counted! I thought he was 190 cm!”
Kamsky: Logic is unstoppable
Kamsky was left without beer.
Kamsky: The Women

The customer, in general, liked the design of the label, but he also offered to play with the cucumbers depicted on the label.
Interview of the designer with the director:
I don’t know how you can "play" with cucumbers!
Do not shake your head. Turn these cucumbers 45 degrees and get up.

rrr: Camomile bought a car, for the third day he sleeps sitting by the window with a binoculars tied to his eyes )))
ttt: It's typical if the car hits, see the hooliganes in front of your eyes and beat them the mouth without leaving the house??? O_O

The Only: I gathered to you with all my soul, even to prepare, and you mock.
(03:03:44 AM) 19N4T0V: Yes, pour rollon with boiling water, it’s okay...

Breath (14:11:00 6/09/2010)
How would you introduce me to the collective?

Cornelius (14:11:07 6/09/2010)
How...

Cornelius (14:11:10 6/09/2010)
Hm...

Cornelius (14:11:38 6/09/2010)
I will tell everyone:
"This is July. I would recommend..."

As the cat does not call, it does not want to swim.

According to statistics, boys are born more, but because of child mortality by the age of ten girls and boys becomes the same, and after ten girls are more. and fortunately.
For whose happiness?
Luckily the boys survived ;)
She: Oh, so that they can graze like pigs in oranges.
He: Yes, if it were in oranges... or a potato.

New - Tariff "Dual"! Pay the one who puts the phone first.