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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35638
 06.09.2010
Z!P: I am amazed by the astronomers. These people are on Earth orbiting the Sun, which in turn revolves around the center of the galaxy (and so on). They can study this galaxy, determine the masses of stars, predict their development. It is the same as a child, riding a carousel in the center of the city park, will learn not only the structure and principles of the carousel, but also draw a map of the city with detailed plans of each building and tell the name of the next mayor.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35637
 06.09.2010
From the forum:

markel1966 wrote:
Canon PowerShot G5 camera, 5 megapixels, full set, including disc and literature in Russian, but, with problems. The battery charging controller does not work, and not all functions are available in terms of optics and crystal, everything seems in order.Money is not interesting.Exchange, for a working digital photocopy of three megapixels, or a working notebook of any 4 pins without a battery and a screw.

by SKCORP.by :
There is a notebook - also a full set of ASER 5315, also with problems:
The monitor is broken so that the lighting does not even work.
No screws, batteries as well.
The fee is not included after attempting to cross the BIOS by PonyPro (not by me),
The tail is cut off.
He is referred to as "The Lucky Man".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35636
 06.09.2010
I sit behind the compound. Behind the back, the little brother looks at the body of the babysitter.
XHH: Generally speaking, there is an intellectual show for children.
The leader asks a question. What color is the shape of the soldiers: this one, this one, or the color of the hack. The boy did not see, but proudly and clearly replied: "Color Kaki!"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №35635
 06.09.2010
Marinita: We’re going to drink beer today and eat wings!
Which of whom?
Marinita: Who is it?
Tagged: wings
What kind of wings?
“Today we’re going to drink beer and eat wings.”
Marinita is cool! We too!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35634
 06.09.2010
I missed Warcraft 3. I ask my brother to drop me.
I have it on the disk.
She: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Please give me a time.
She is favorite.
For a kiss, so be.
For a kiss? No is! I am not selling!! to
she: you would say again, overnight)))))))
She: I'll give my disc with warcraft for the night with toboooooy)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35633
 06.09.2010
and ypq:
In connection with the appeal on the question of cutting trees at the corner of the streets of Kirov and Kalinin, the administration of the Kalinin district reports that the work on cutting trees was carried out in accordance with the act ZN-666/K (commission examination of green plantations on application for demolition (transplantation)), issued by MUP "GGI" LLC "KSTU". The commission established that on one of the trees on the cortex of the trunk of the hooligans was carved the inscription: "Yurevich - goat", on the other tree: "Mutin - puddak", and on the third: "G + B = INH". Since G and B are already NH and the inscription has ceased to be relevant, the third tree is left.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35632
 06.09.2010
I mean, the internet works badly.
Yes, it is Sunday night.
Everything is porn :)
She: And what are we?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35631
 06.09.2010
Boogiman, 06.09.2010 11:13:58
Rofl card of the patient. Address field: Bohemians, schizophrenia, active homosexual
Horror is!! to
Doctors are burning. Why write this to the address?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35630
 06.09.2010
from chat dissi

[22:35:09] <0bl0m> People who know how to give in?
[22:35:19] <Residenten> 0bl0m: What purpose are you interested in?
[22:35:46] <Zauza> Residenten: wants a couple of gigabytes of internet
[22:36:25] <Zauza> but here, I sell a bit of the internet! Who has a fresh piece of internet? only here and only with us, clean unwrapped internet, directly from the dealer
[22:38:09] <Residenten> and without intermediaries
[22:38:22] <Zauza> Afghan Internet
[22:38:44] <Residenten> no,of the Golden Triangle
[22:39:54] <Zauza> well I don’t know, judging by the excellent work of our provider, to me the internet exactly Afghan intermediaries carry a week in their anus across the border.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35629
 06.09.2010
I am happy with the dean!
I come and say: When to report on practice?
You can give up today! Who is your leader?
You are! =

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35628
 06.09.2010
On the first day, the dean told me what to do, and on the phrase "study at the university is not a fun walk." Then I drop" and get out of the room.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35627
 06.09.2010
A conversation between a guy (P) and a girl (D) in the universe about cocktails.

D: I drank sambuku yesterday, a great thing.
Q: Have you ever tried a cocktail "sex on the beach"?
D: Yes, I was never on the beach.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35626
 06.09.2010
XXX is
Are you listening to mine?

YYYY
I listen to you, AHA. A good monsoon.

XXX is
Uncle Timor will not advise badly. Put the member in the blender and turn it on.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35625
 06.09.2010
Xea ‎(17:33):
Do you know what happens after death?
WarLock ‎(17:33):
No is
WarLock ‎(17:33):
No spoilers

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №35624
 06.09.2010
This is Alla. I need evidence of the counters, please.
The light?
It is Alla.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35623
 06.09.2010
XHH: For a long time I was sure that ID is a smiley

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35622
 06.09.2010
xxx: He is so modest that even a square root takes only with permission.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35621
 06.09.2010
<[Dom]AntiPetya> Blind in 3 days to mail sent 67 emails... chat or delete all at once

<[Sky]Petya> and I’m 168, but I’ll read it all and answer it all

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [Sky]Petya: [Dom]AntiPetya Do You Measure the Scriptures?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35620
 06.09.2010
I downloaded Franz List’s music without reading the torrent description... I downloaded a gigabyte of note in.pdf.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №35619
 06.09.2010
The amount of material absorbed is back proportional to the number of drawings on the fields

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