It is better to remain a mystery than a disappointment.

Do you remember the last ice? Well, when after the December rain the frost hit. I saw an interesting picture then, now I will share.
We have in the area, to new houses, the descent is quite steep, fifty meters from the mountain jump, and here is such ice. Children are happy, but adults are troubled. I am standing on this hill, thinking how to spy down without casus, until the castles brought the sand. Here is company.
and three. Under the hammer. Two is nothing, and the third is nothing at all, what is in the forehead, what is on the forehead. The link between the two. I went down and got up too. They do not know how to go, the third and falls in the same place. As long as there was something between them, the grandmother is God’s godfather. What, my friends, is the problem? The heads left. He says, I will help you now. Give me your sweaters. And so they stumbled on their necks. Pick up, says your friend, and be stronger! Those two, and for whom? Grandma did not go into detail. She said, tie, so tie and don’t overwrite the elderly. Well, the men bonded his friend’s hands, his legs too, although he stood up. Grandma commands – go to bed! and start it.
The man bound to the bottom flew through the torpedo, at the very end on the turn in the border with his legs kicked. The grandmother looked, pretty squeezed, and you, she says, shake, and somehow go down yourself. Well, we are all misunderstood, I also joined those two, said, hung up? Oh, says Grandma, young and green. I was a girl in the war, a guerrilla. Once they left the German in the Carpathians, some of them were on horses, the ice was worse than it is now, and the slopes there were more. A horse from such a slope to let, think that to death, the legs will definitely break or the butt will crush. They do not go by themselves. Here we tied their legs, so that when they slipped down, they would not try to get up. No horse was lost.

Why are you so fat?
Because I eat breakfast myself, my friends share lunch with me, and my enemies give me dinner.

to this:
to this:

Leska, I know that you’re sick now and you don’t want to see anyone, that you’ve turned off the phone and don’t approach the door. But you must know that you have me and a few others who love you anyway. Everything in your life will be fine, just believe it. You are only 22 today and you have a whole life ahead of you. So let today be the first day you start living again, let it be your real birthday. Believe in yourself and live, no matter what. Happy Birthday family.

People, bring to the best please, the girl reads regularly only this resource, this is my last hope to reach her.



With the smell of you, the forest!!! to

= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

Congratulations to you! It will be a goo ;)

Let’s go for a walk, don’t forget about 5 caramels! You disputed me then.
Such a small... horror.
Q: Do you think five caramels are small?? to

And you also seem like you hit her ex, but her new girlfriend still want to just take and fuck?

and Sisodmines on their birthday cook a large pellet with candles

to this:

Why don’t you ask about the dog? Do you fool him?
2: Do not

wowahahahah) thank you to the author! so the mood raised )))on the background of "Dear, Father Christmas...""I am one such?" and "... bring to the best" you are just God shuffleO) thank you, friend!I was sitting in such a pre-examination depression shirt!)

CBP: Jurassic Park
CBP: girl "This is a UNIX system, I will do it"
CBP: There were times!
CBP: Here's how to drop Microsoft in high-budget movies

xxx: "matan I read: "S - a closed, limited multitude Rn"...bla, so sorry it became"

No, I, of course, saw a lot, but putting the cell phone on charge to wish him a pleasant appetite...

And again with you I meet the dawn, and the night with you, the fucking internet!!!! to

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Christ has risen
XHH = O
Or not today?and :)
Just don't say you painted the eggs :D

Did you not notice that the Buyer is very similar to one of the characters "clava give"?and :)

A brother came to my wife. The city is small, so in the evening I talk to my friend:
D: Listen, I saw your wife today... With some man...
Oh, it is Sergei.
Q: Are you so calm?? to
I: Why should I worry? Is he sick? He also gave us a TV.

The friend almost did not go away with the whistle.

Forum on Children
A 9-year-old child says that synonyms were held at school. Homework: Create synonyms for words. Begemot – the hippopotam, for example. So this is a miracle of nature on "red" writes: #ff0000. In vain, we probably let him sit at the computer for so much time.

You posted a message, as I shot your phone in the subway, calling you a bulldozer.
R.S. And you don’t need to send me to dating sites.No one reads them.Tell me if it’s not the last.

Probably in the next life when I become a cat.
I will only eat and sleep.
Eating, fucking and sleeping.
I will be the happiest creature in the universe.

It happened to my friend after celebrating the New Year.
Immediately after the next day of drunkenness he came home in the morning and went to sleep, awakened his phone call.
and allo.
Do you go to the catch?
After how much?
In 20 minutes.
No, I won’t be home now.
At the other end of the pause.
I call you at home.
Friend is shaken. He looks side by side, looks at the phone, realizes that he is really at home.

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to this:
Yesterday, a girl and I lie on the couch, we try to squeeze and here she suddenly gives:
You’re so upset that you’re taking the floor of the couch!! to
I could not sleep for a long time, thinking how much hell I should take in her opinion of the place if we sleep together((((
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and AAAA!! Shit it! <I beat my head on the wall> They’re all the same!!! I am not the only one! and :)
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They are still seeds, gentlemen. My ex (45 kg) managed to squeeze me at night (100 kg) from a double bed to the floor... Then still woke up from the deaf blow of my body and complained that I hindered her sleep with my falls...