Andrei
You have swallowed

Andrei
Who do you take me as a fool?

sc_muska
You answered your question in your own question.

A friend tells me about passing the exam:

Jake: Well, I painted him a schedule of functioning.
BMX: Is it possible to decline? Or did she disappear too quickly?

Advertising on the radio:
AIDS and Drug Addiction: Make the Right Choice!

"Incapsulation, inheritance, polymorphism"... A good slogan, almost like "Freedom, Equality, Brotherhood".

Mother, take the farm! Everything is drawn from her :)
I don’t want a farm :) I have a pork farm :)

Now in Russia, as in an old joke:
- Be kind, oatmeal with elephant ears.
Sorry, but we don’t have greyhounds.

From comments to photos.

XXX: I will not know you again.

Yyy: My job is like that))) Change) and while I’m ripping)

xxx: and in the shower still blonde) so caps lock off and did not learn))

YYY: You are about what

The night. Sitting behind the compass. I went to smoke on the balcony. Through the sidewalk, three clearly sober comrades of a punk-looking appearance are dragging across the road. and a song. But what and how!
Apples and pears flourished.
The fog floated over the river. Hey to!! to
I went to the shore of Katyusha.
On a high shore. Hey to!! to

The cigarette flew down from his mouth.

Forum of 1C programmers

MikeFromAtol: I was told, in Thailand such radio-controlled models are in general. At the end of the year I will take a helicopter from there.

Mr. PJ: all normal people from there tripper drive - helicopter programmers!

I read one article about the man who dropped an elephant out of the bow.
What about Legolas?

Spam in ASKA:
"Bike without a saddle - a new generation of prostate massage machines on pedal traction"

How terrible it is to live... >_<

she(16:37:43 8/09/2010)
I touch your eggs with my hand.

he(16:37:53 8/09/2010)
And in general. This does not excite me. I like tough things.

he (16:38:00 8/09/2010)
well

she(16:38:19 8/09/2010)
I take the armor out of the bag and lick you on the eggs.]->

he (16:38:24 8/09/2010)
ridiculously

she (16:38:30 8/09/2010)
I have tried ?

and max:
How to tie a sea node?
and Sokol:
Turn your headphones carefully.
2) Put in your pocket
3) You get, the sea node is ready!

Dressed by:

When I was a grandfather, I painted, and my mother said my grandfather went.

by Andrei:

understood
I have been watching porn since childhood.
Mom says I went to Daddy.

The school was burned.
Explaining the difference between the simple and the difficult way to solve the problem, he gave:
“Why should I twist the thumb with three fingers if I can only point one finger and everything will be clear?”

Igor Golyzhbin: on the radio they said that laziness and way of life is inherited...to my children what, in general, PZDC? and (

Let us eat.
The occasion?
I got along with my boyfriend.)
What caused the quarrel?
My friend and I were drunk.

thx (12:09:15 10/09/2010)
trindets - send a resume to the sales manager - one photo in the bathroom, where it is wrapped with a towel, the other - in a swimsuit))

yyy (12:09:29 10/09/2010)
O_O

Reliana: Camus was able to enjoy the sun, the sea... women...
Sirion: In order not to rejoice in the sun, the sea and women, you have to be a furious vampire pederist.

Shatillova
And you will not explain to your mom at all that if all the unsigned disks are folded into a clean bunch - it's not an order, it's a shit.