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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35138
 27.08.2010
I live in a rented apartment. He made the mistake of greeting his neighbors. Today they stopped being embarrassed - they dropped 10 hryvnia. for the cleaning of the area (:

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35137
 27.08.2010
Song by Soad - Chop Suey
Wed'mo4ka: she's so interesting, first very energetic, then romantic
Just Funk: They have such transitions in many songs
Wed'mo4ka: It's as if someone was cut off first in a farce, and then the funeral prayers sing.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35136
 27.08.2010
How about the new community?
Wow: It was very dirty... and I don’t like the fact that we only have one hole for both of us.
o o o o o o
In the neighboring neighborhood, two holes.
Sun, what are you talking about...?
WOW: well hole, where to plug the internet cable, and what?)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35135
 27.08.2010
The same new Rusich wagons began to travel on the Filevsky, Arbatsky and Ring metro lines, all with air conditioning, but only on the ring condus works! "Ganza" holds a mark?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35134
 27.08.2010
"Explanation of
After the meeting with Bono, various gentlemen again began to discuss the rise of our President. As it may be, on the official Kremlin photos Medvedev is higher than the leader of the U2 group, although his height is 162 cm, and the height of Bono is 175.

To those who do not like the Motherland and our President, I explain: 162 cm is in a calm state. Up to three and a half meters!"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35133
 27.08.2010
Where is our main troll?
He died of a stroke in the brain!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35132
 27.08.2010
From the discussion of UVB-76 on D3:
"Okay, I will tell you the actual purpose of this station. Not so secretly already. The fact is that these signals actually mean..."
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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35131
 27.08.2010
How to Write in Color?
yyy: remove the kidney

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35130
 27.08.2010
on the forum dedicated to the router dir-320

- Dantes, can you make a network storage from the Dir-320 router? And if possible, then how?

- It is enough to fix well on the wall to bend the antenna and hang an avoska on it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35129
 27.08.2010
Dwarf (11:47:34 23/08/2010)
The car didn’t get what I wanted :)

OXOTHuK (11:48:28 23/08/2010)
Are you programming or programming? and ROFL

Dwarf (11:49:20 23/08/2010)
Are these different things? O_O

OXOTHuK (11:50:10 23/08/2010)
Noah I don’t know :)

Dwarf (11:51:09 23/08/2010)
Programming wizzard style *ROFL*

OXOTHuK (11:52:10 23/08/2010)
The Shaman Style :)

Dwarf (11:52:42 23/08/2010)
Shaman is administration :) do not confuse related professions *ROFL*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35128
 27.08.2010
[23:43:16] <_TPABA-> that like our site survey how you think who extinguished the fires.... the first place rain on the second Lord God

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35127
 27.08.2010
At work, the boss brought tea with mushrooms. Sitting with a friend in a break, drinking coffee? We touched a box with a miracle drink and talked:

I: Damn, tea with mushrooms... mushrooms according to the laws of the genre to smoke, not to drink.
Where the world goes. Fungi should be collected and roasted, not smoked! Who I am friends with...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №35126
 27.08.2010
The man takes revenge to the humiliation of the enemy, and the woman to the complete destruction.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №35125
 27.08.2010
From the summary: “I have a high intellectual...”

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35124
 27.08.2010
Suffering, the man runs into the shore, throws his suitcase on the ferry located 5 meters from the shore, jumps himself, barely caught in some rope, with the last strength pulls up and descends to the deck. Then he pleased:
and Fu! I still managed!
“It’s all fine,” said the captain. But you could wait,
Until we get broken!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35123
 27.08.2010
Leila: I heard that our Yulka was raped in the United States. The real bandit is a black man with a gun. He threatened me and ordered me to dress up. She cried for me yesterday.
Lana00: What kind of stuff. Now still a headache, not flying and not infected?
Leila: No, that is not exactly what it is. He has a condom.
Fuck, this is a civilized country! Even rapists and those with condoms. And we have an ordinary guy fucking convince you to wear.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35122
 27.08.2010
The work. The factory. Factory 51 years. Full of working pensioners.
A phone call on a long-term work issue.
Answers a 20-year-old man.
Oh wait, give me some other lady — I was not yet born at that time.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35121
 27.08.2010
Utaraptor_Red
Then now, I will feed the cancer and come.

Crown
Okay

Crown
The cancer? O_O

Utaraptor_Red
Yepp

Utaraptor_Red
lightly

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35120
 27.08.2010
(RSDN, discussion of a picture of a bear drawing a stylus on the big screen.)

Medvedev has a Chernobyl version of the iPad.

Ipad is ordinary, Medvedev is small. and :)

“After the meeting with Bono, various gentlemen again began to discuss the rise of our President. In the official Kremlin photos, Medvedev is higher than the leader of the U2 group, although his height is 162 cm, and the height of Bono is 175. To those who do not like the Motherland and our President, I explain: 162 cm is in a calm state. In the excited - up to three and a half meters!

(reference to eu-shestakov @ ZH)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №35119
 27.08.2010
From the online chat game:

Busty psychic: [Kassandra] will be long 6 sulphur for a couple of days?
Kassandra: [the crazy crazy] will be
“Kassandra, do you give after the battle?
Kassandra: [the crazy crazy] ladies
A big crazy man: [Kassandra] a gray? )))

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