and Aesson:
Siddhartha came to us today. They asked him to change the cartridge on the Satan-machine (she is also a multifunctional copy printer). He moved for 10 minutes and changed. I put an old, empty cartridge in a box. And asks the boss, said, where can you leave in your office, so that we can then throw out. She responded to him:
Throw it out yourself, what’s the problem?
I threw it out last time. I then the guard brought him back, said, say, some fool thrown the cartridge on the wash.

On the street under forty
and baby ))
Scorpey: We don’t have a conder at work.
Baby is fucking
Baby: I feel sorry
Scorpey: I go to the server room and on the calls to enter I marry rough
baby : ))) tru admin

Xxx: Greetings
YYYYYYY: Hello
xxx you can congratulate me.
YYY: Did you do great?
xxx is not
YYY: Have you got married?
XXX: Close to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: and who is she?))
XXX: The Army
YYY :?? to
XXX: I am not taken there.

I work in the cottage, recently there was a case: came to me in the morning 2 men aged 40-50 obviously money chickens do not have) accepted the order there was a short conversation.
Guest (G): Please switch to sports
Tennis or football?
Tag: football
I picked up and decided to fuck:
Why does SpongeBob not like it?
I’ve already seen this series...
So fuck the guests 😉

Bad is when you are packed in a black, opaque plastic bag. Very bad when in parts. The rest is just great.

She: Why did you break up?? to
Koroleva-Tasha: Do you know...
Koroleva-Tasha: Because when he dances, he’s like a frog in a mixer.
Shrinking by Shrinking: =(

and Mell:
What do you do?
and Andrew :
Watching House 2
and Mell:
O_O
and Mell:
urgently scratch the eggs, drink beer and burn louder.
and Mell:
Maybe let go...

The best gift for a woman is a gift made by the hands of a jeweller.

and Murmansk. The construction site. Two days ago, the puppies of the baklawns flew from the nest. Browsing such "spotty broilers" through Murmansk flocks, they do not yet know how to fly, they will only start flying after 3 days, they will fly like adults.
The size is as large as a chicken. Our dogs are urban wanderers and cats do not touch them - they can kill a cat, people do not touch them.
They can run from feet to head.

But how do I know that to my Tajiks? They decided to catch a couple for dinner.
“The Submarines.” They are like chickens wandering around herds. Trio Tajiks decided to catch a few pieces at once. The breezy cover. And what else? They fed, stretched the breezent, put on. The puppies wore a good mate. From everywhere, dozens and hundreds of baklawns hit the "children's" scream. All three Tajiks were buried under the bodies of baklaws. Orals are like sliced, but can you scream a flock of baclans? Some hid in temporary wood. The result - the old sorting did not withstand the weight of 3 Tajik bodies at once, the floor boards failed, the walls of the sorting also instantly collapsed side by side and the sight of the whole construction opened a friendly Tajik trio, hanging in the hole along the belt from below, splintered and shrouded with baklaws from above...

Builders of the Olympic facilities in Sochi are very expecting the end of the world 2012.

The mystery of the century. The heat is terrible, the water heats up, evaporates, but there is no rain. Fuck, fuck, is it going to happen?
I do not know. But if before our pilots were trained to drive clouds over Moscow, now they will be trained to collect them over it.

from status to asske: a little more, and I’ll be colder than the air

What if I tell her something wrong?
AlanF: You will lighten your guilt later...
AlanF: You will stay*

How is your prince on a white horse looking for you?
WOW: No, probably finally the seat of the brain...

Vibroboy: and I’m going to shake)
Kiss to sleep. You will sleep. The girl should sleep, not shrink. Where are your manners, lady?
I've always forgotten that I want to marry you XD
KISS: I thought it was your mission like the Terminator.

It’s terrible...I’m in the village...it’s boring here.
I am happy with my nephew!
DK a.k.a Zmey: Yeah...
Spot: He puts his hands in the salad, sharply raises, screams: "aaaa!!! Damn the tomatoes!! to
DK a.k.a Zmey: My Boyfriend

from contact. Discussion of a team set for text competitions.

LokiStar: So what do we participate in?
Pro100: Come you, I and the Lonely.
LokiStar is OK. I make an application.
Cross: Take me too
LokiStar is OK. I take :)
Loki, will you take me into the team?
LokiStar: Oh, Viper, we take it :)
LokiStar: fuck me why it seems that the Russian football team is also being recruited

Vitaly, can I give you an opproos?
ONE: Which one?
When will we go to the cinema?
He is healed.

Are viruses made by themselves or are they created by someone else?

YYY: Well, we will think that viruses bring an ass.

I think my sister has been tormenting me for 6 years, ruining my life to some extent. Could it ruin her life a little too? Learn to play in WoW?