Is it delicious?
Yes very much.
The cook does not do shit. At least in the kitchen.

The first words about sex:
She: He is real
They are real.

by JJ
I had a Dennis doll (a gift from my family when I didn’t even learn to walk). I did not play with him. He was sitting, hanging his legs from the closet and staring at me at night. In the pyjamas...
And then came the movie "Chakki"

If you are given too much attention, it means they want to either fuck you or fuck you out.

Skype conversation with a girl
My father died a year before I was born.
Isn’t anything embarrassing for you?

Sudo apt-get install mc
Tagged with: ht7qxfc8
YYY: Hello
Fuck to Fuck!!! to
I'm from your "hello", I barely got a heart attack!! to
I thought the console spoke to me.

I talked to the director of the school about my son (5th grade):
(D): Your son is a hidden leader! He may not say anything, but everyone follows him anyway.
I have before my eyes an image from an old fairy tale: a man with a dude and a crowd of stupid rats behind him.
I immediately ask:
Are there teachers around?! to
(D): And they are going about the crowd...
Oh oh oh!
It is time to change school.

What about the New Year, where are you going?
Rat_S - Yes, the campaign is nowhere... gathered in the club, but yesterday the prize was deprived
Chickens are shuffled?
Rat_S - yes, the shortest girl at work went to the boss knocked on me that I don't do the job... called, so see, insulted, like let's work... well I went to the store, bought cheese and a mouse... I go to her in the office silently I put a mouse loaded in the center of the office and I leave...
Rat_S - so she then flies, rattles, is angry, nervous shopper... had to go back then to the store... bought her a cucumbers, the largest... well and took with the note "it is not for salad, it is from the nerves" )))))

I go on the bus at the pre-last stop the door opens the people leaving "SKOTOVZ". The doors are closed, touched.. meters two as behind a scream was spread - SAYED JOPU PRICHEMIL... Ahahahahahah I look and the truth behind the aunt pound under 150 with the bags is pressed... the brake doors are opened, the aunt rolls into the car... Further she goes to the driver’s cabin, opens the fork and let’s shout the same phrase with a good mate – WHY did I JOPU PRICHEMIL say??? The most interesting thing afterwards was the driver’s aunt.)

XXX: Did you give it up?
yyy: of course +)
Yyyyy: I was the first to give it up, he put it there, and he didn’t even ask for anything.
I said shit :D
XXX: That’s exactly what I said :D
Yyyyy: ahah said so"I am a bitch, and you will count"

There is a belief that in a wonderful moment in contact, everyone will become friends of everyone.

mike_the_bike:I went to a psychologist today, all kinds of advice to collect, so I was immediately bitten:).We play with her in an association, she asks something, I look in the window, all in my thoughts immersed.She says "alcoholic", well I am gladly answering"a hundred and twenty!".Devaha is so shaken-"itishnik what?"

I work as an administrator in the universe, a man comes in, offers to buy books for children (just a tree tree in the acting hall passed). The further dialogue:
The Stories? I want to do something on Linux.
For what? We have colours.
(The whole section of the choir) - DISPLAYING ON LINUX!!! = D
The man swallowed like the wind.

He joined the literary Internet community. Very interesting, cultural, educated people with developed imagination. They can send you very far and deeply, but they will do so that you will be standing and applauding.

I was frozen, he offered to embrace the battery... he burned his tongue, I suggested to lick the freezer... blin..we are the perfect couple)))

It would be better for me to beat the carpet with a toothbrush in pink strings in the booth at night under the songs of Gazmanov.

Leave the phone.
Pidars from Northern Butovo.

Irina, a drug buyer, at the time of her arrest and further communication with the operatives, seriously thought that she was being filmed in the show and expected to bring flowers to the studio, the foundation said.

To the question "what smells of your work" almost everyone replied "Doshirak"... and only the sanitary officer, squeezing his teeth, sent everybody naked.

She: Dear, you know today is such a special day... On this day the Libra turns into a scorpion.
And what is it 😉
People born on this day are considered special.
He is... Fuck.
Happy Birthday to My Favorite :-*

Of course, you never want to lie, but you can’t get all the truth.
by Yuri Tatarkin