HHH: They have dropped me!! to
WOW: Who is it?
They agreed to go together and they left without me.! to
WOW : Why?
HH: I’m a bit late.
WOW: for how much?
XHH: 40 minutes
WOW :...

Snooping the channels, on local TV stumbled on some kind of concert of children’s talents, children 8-12 years under fun factory music in costumes of bees and flowers danced the summer dance. Only I was confused that in the children’s song one word sings "bitch". After a minute I realized that the kids are dancing under the song from the South Park "Mom Kyle's cock"... I want to see the producer)

artemka(18:56:42 13/08/2010)
VKontakte has an invitation to the group Future Parents: for those who are going to become a mom or dad.

artemka (18:57:12 13/08/2010)
I think they know what I don’t know...

Lexus: it is, in the supermarket for 90grn there is a folded small scissor foldable with a fool protection)
Lexus: I never understood how to dismantle it

How much snow I have, how much rain I have when a bear runs after me!

Kashmir: Hi to you.I want my dad to have already bought a navigator.I imagine, today under Donetsk they forgot me.we stopped gay, I went to the toilet they left without me and only after half an hour they realized that I wasn't.Gay was in shock, they said they all saw but for the children to forget.and :)

Recruiter: what drives people to place photos in a resume with a naked torso and a dull look...

Chatting with my wife happened to me lately.. I don't know, I don't give a reason, mosh pms.. In short, she will make me a snack during sex, then a day later she will see and scandalize me, I'm screaming O_O I'm snooping to explain the torture, it doesn't work out. I’m already sitting rough simply, and she doesn’t laugh, she has such a pain on her face, she loses her husband.

I: Who are you studying for?
She is a programmer.
I: Oh, what kind of idiots do you know?
She is: Russian
I am clear (

Head of IT department:
Here we have one dolboeb distinguished: caught a virus with SMS unblocking (this is when a screensaver with nipples on the entire screen, and to remove send SMS), comes to mine and gives a check: here, I paid 400 rubles, now take it.

I’ll go buy myself a dozer so that I won’t suffer for a long time. Neither behind the plate nor before death.

Just Queen - Well girls have heightened feelings towards children
Kupio - and boys have exacerbated feelings towards girls
Just Queen
Just Queen and Kids

Who invented the Rubik’s Cube?
IRA0806: I do not know.
Three attempts, right?
0806 - I don't know
Control Question: Who Discovered Newton's Law?
irka0806: Newton...
The Rubik’s Cube was invented.
irka0806:... Newton?

Finally healed my teeth in the dentistry! He paid, came home and put them on the shelf.

In the beginning was the word, then came the mind. So we live...

I spoke recently with my neighbor Antonia. I talked to him about the northern fishing, and he talked to me about the local hunting, to which his father instilled his love.
He told me how he walked on a duck for the first time. further from his face.
I went to the lake, placed on the water the manches, gifted by my father, and I went to the shelter, waiting for the arrival of birds. I wait. No movement for 3 hours. Adrenaline is out of the blood. From boredom got a lipstick on the duck, began to "crush". He moved smoothly to the motives of football screams. So melodically "scrambling", came out of his legs. I immediately sat down. At 70 meters, in a place not visible from the scrap, the ducks sat on the water. Shooting at them from here is useless, only scaring.
I have to polish. I picked one of the paths that went in the slopes to the other side, and flooded. And in 20 meters I encounter the same slipper with a gun.
Hi to you. I whispered and greeted him.
Surprise than politeness.
“Hi,” the man also whispered, “where are we going?
Behind the cat.
Oh yeah, I too. You are not there, the duck is there. He showed me for
The back.
The duck is there. I assuredly pointed in the opposite direction.
I’m not afraid of ducks, I’m not afraid of them, but of them, you know.
Dick and I don’t hide from them.
From the youth. There, the seedling crawled, apparently, all over the morning. No is
Have you heard what? The man barely held his voice.
He is? I got the manocks and threw down “ole, ole, ole, Russia is the champion.”
Blah to blah! He did not hold back.
They met. When he drank the tea, he smiled. Okay, says Antonha, that you and I walked along the same path and met. They would have shot each other manki, a hundred pounds.

Dear President Vladimir Vladimirovich. I read in the newspaper that after you piloted the plane, fires immediately began to extinguish across our vast country. In this regard, I would like to offer you a small tour:
Driving a combine in Transnistria, working with metal on the VAZ, mining at least a boiler of coal (let’s make a surprise), and finally, together with Gazprom’s accountants, calculating taxes.”

Taking a bank loan in our country is like getting out of the frost. At first it was warm...

Dentists are such perfectionists. They’re always sure you can open your mouth even wider :'-(

Airwind: Kso, I had a dream that I was taking the hentai exam, with the oral O_O
And this is Freud. How much did he give up?
Airwind: I don’t know, I saw questions and woke up of horror))