I lose weight on three diets. I do not eat one.

I bought milk. It's not much of what is done tomorrow, so it's still time to acidify. You say you didn’t invent the time machine.

From the cabin in the toilet of the office center:
Oh! oh!The New Deck!! to
A few seconds later, I was disappointed:
No new... I’ve read it before.

[Tav, 20:24]
You know, in our house, the whole place under the bathroom is flanked by a small plastic wall, there is a door, it moves away. Here is. Dad was a witness to a wonderful sight today. The cat enters the bathroom. Approaches to this wall, pushes the door off with his feet, climbs under the bathroom, stays there, scratches the plate with his nails, comes out and closes the door! Cats are hiding something from us.

[FREEman, 20:25]
>> *ROFL* ы

You're a nice boy, I don't know where the girls look.
YYY: in the wallet
I don’t carry a lot of money with me.

At the end of the day, she struck them all...
WOW on Friday?
See also: AHA
Wow, that’s another thing, you have to keep your ear tight.
A little bit off! – It’s already Sunday!

Q: In what condition are you going to send your diploma?
I don’t know, maybe I’m sober.

Office employees are similar to anarchists. They are also going against the system. It doesn’t matter if it’s a wind.

Protecting Microsoft from piracy:

KilkennyCat © (09.12.09 07:35) [5]

> a tool for protecting users from piracy
I don’t understand, the microsoft to protect me from piracy gathered, or myself? If I do, I will bring them to court for interfering in my private life. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a pirate, robbing ships and buriing boxes with dead people, tapping a coffin, smoking a pipe, swallowing rum, blinking with one eye, blinking with one tooth, pronouncing something like a thousand anchors in my back.
They attacked the holy, a thousand anchors in their ass!

YYY: You are so smart. And I’m sorry, girl.

Dj Marcos: GOST 14775-81. Cannotets to get out of the dogs.
Dj Marcos: a replacement outlet in the drug dispenser?

Please add the button "TUPO"!!! to

xxx:blessed the case... )) I was told by a juret.... a friend says to eat... on a compilation of doping porn... well he hid everything, changed the deletions... ) hid, well on a pop-up program.... says I sit the same evening quietly, pahan fits, says he hears the son, and that you have in the folder such a porn does not open you can update the codecs...
Yyy: In the ahahah

XXX is
ppc, throw, I have been sitting for an hour and a half, without a fire on the timevier connected to the computer of the telecast and I observe how it is transcribed on the aske.
XXX is
PCs are not all like that.
XXX is
It has a status: the heart. and signed: I love you cat.
XXX is
It is written with five boys.
XXX is
Write over a book

Anna: What do you think of waking up in the morning and finding a used condom on the pillow is a good start to the day?
Anna: I think it’s very funny.)
A good start to the day is to wake up in the morning and use a condom.
Devi: and that’s so, "I slept with Gandalf today"

Almost every day I go to the local Sberbank branch and see that there is a stepler on the ATM. I think, and yet people have become more honest in this country, the chancellor has been lying out for a month, nobody thought of communizing! Today I paid for the apartment through this ATM, checked out, I need a stepler to the receipt, I take a stepler - the shit of skinny!!!! He is twisted with two screws!!! to

She is fucking! How did you fuck me all! You are all today! And your friend is stupid in all, and you are stupidly braking!

I am monthly?

She: Yes...

Xaron: Ah, finally learned to give interesting assignments in English: a girlfriend in textbooks for in-depth learning need to make their monologues in situations: 1) You jump with a parachute and your friend lost consciousness that you will tell him that he would come into the feelings? 2) In an accident, an 8-year-old girl with a truck crushed her legs, calm her in English... 3) You are flying in a two-seat plane at an altitude of 2,500 meters, your pilot dies from a heart attack, your actions?
Really life situations... =)

I have a friend, Gregory Khmel, and I am Maria Pšenica. and he says to me:"Let’s go for a walk")))

From the Explanatory:
On Monday, one of our employees spoke obscenely to Paul Georgievich. To protect the honour of the boss, I poured a stepler into the employee. However, he missed and fell into the window glass. Despite many important cases, I was forced to spend the night in the office, heroically protecting the property from intruders. The next day I realized that I had a cold, but decided to hide this fact so as not to interfere with the work of the department. When I got home, I was finally squeezed and as a result I couldn’t appear at work yesterday..."

What a subtle balance of mitigating circumstances and further offences.