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[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34718
 19.08.2010
Liquid Sky
Boris, have you ever risked to doubt my genius?

HHH
No, you are Anastasia.

Liquid Sky
here is right

Liquid Sky
Because only I could go in this weather for a dress and buy winter shoes.

HHH
xDD

HHH
It is 😉

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34717
 19.08.2010
Bo@lin: Which phone should I choose?
Why do you need a phone?
bo@lin: - I am going to Yakutsk.
KILORK: You know, our phone in Yakutsk will not work.
bo@lin – and in Ukraine?
Kyle: It will be.
bo@lin: So we’ll go to Ukraine.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34716
 19.08.2010
There was a time before... Coin for money was considered... :(
2 I will tell you more. There were times when a penny was considered a good car!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34715
 19.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
In memory of the past weekend, we walked around the bird with open eyes and open sticks. Around the smog, landscapes like in Silent Hill and these zombies - jams

WOW :
Coolly

WOW :
Ramayanaantics

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34714
 19.08.2010
The descendants of Rurikovich are being tried by the state over the Kremlin. I understand the scale.
YYY: Well, they probably started with a penny on OSAGO...


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34713
 18.08.2010
Ganjubas: No matter how big the drum, no matter how god you are, you will always have to wash your dishes sometimes.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34712
 18.08.2010
Tekilla: it is hereditary)... the mother of the substance in the laboratory determined by smell, because the formulas did not remember
Tekilla: by principle "if it leads to a feeling-means alcohol"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34711
 18.08.2010
It is discussed the news of the hike in food prices due to the fires.
Is there no harvest for chicken too?
Tanuki: No, just all the cockroaches came to power.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34710
 18.08.2010
Creation of the game:

The Prince is the same as in Tanks Online, but instead of tanks there should be cats.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34709
 18.08.2010
y (14:13:47 18/08/2010)
Pensioners and participants are served outside the line. :D
y (14:14:36 18/08/2010)
to us senya grandmother - a carpet note to repair brought, throw, stand, read the sign, and we open the office just, it was not taken seriously, smiled...
y (14:15:03 18/08/2010)
Well for the sake of interest we ask where she is, and she says - laptop repair
x (14:15:05 18/08/2010)
What did she say afterwards?
y (14:15:15 18/08/2010)
We just fell out.
y (14:15:39 18/08/2010)
They said she was the first grandmother with a note that we see))))
y (14:16:17 18/08/2010)
Replacing the IPS, we do.
She is playing games on it and watching movies) grandmother - gamer))))
x (14:17:02 18/08/2010)
D and D:' (

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34708
 18.08.2010
Yesterday I drank so deliciously, I didn’t eat. Just kindly sat down with my girlfriends, drank beer with huge shrimp, I didn't even see such before, and the soccer kicked off) Played, texskzat in men))
Yyy: If we played the men, there would be more beer and fewer shrimp.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34707
 18.08.2010
RenderG: And here I came up with the formula. One drink of vodka increases muscle mass by 5%.

That is, after two bottles, it is difficult to move because the weight almost doubles. It is very difficult to walk under such a muscle.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34706
 18.08.2010
1: in the salt she will be Russian.
2 is cool!
But she will betray us!
Here is the fucking!
1: By the way...
2 For the wicked?
When will you give me the money?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34705
 18.08.2010
The programming channel:
<CaHeK> who knows, in the GET request to the web server is permissible to use /../, for example, GET index/../file.htm?? to
<IIopy4uk> Google knows :)
<CaHeK> and from local? )
<DMuTpuu> Yandex or Rambler

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34704
 18.08.2010
@dk: *mind-defecate *politics
Turn to Schrödinger’s grave.
The Prime Minister is placed in the closed cabinet in the Kremlin. In the cabinet there is a mechanism containing a radioactive EDR and a container with carbon gas. The parameters of the experiment are selected so that the probability that the EDR will disintegrate in 1 hour is 50%. If the EDR disintegrates, it activates the mechanism, it opens the gas tank, and the minister dies, the floor in the cabinet is covered with flowers, and democratic institutions emerge in Russia. According to quantum mechanics, if there is no observation of the EDR, then its state is described by a superposition (mixture) of two states - the disintegrated EDR and the disintegrated EDR, therefore, the minister sitting in the cabinet is alive and dead at the same time. If the cabinet is opened, then the experimentator is obliged to see only one specific state - "EDR has collapsed, the minister is dead, democracy" or "EDR has not collapsed, the minister is alive, the dictatorship".
The question is: how long?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34703
 18.08.2010
xxx: 02:20:08
From the tra I adjust the output from the compass on the telecast I scatter with the shimmering of the stitches even the walls shimmer (

The Cat Behemot 02:20:35
Go to bed, pray that the darkness will not flash.

thx 02:20:55
Close the eyes. You won’t believe (

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34702
 18.08.2010
Fuck, I am 20 years old, almost a certified specialist, I am studying for a red diploma, I am working as a system administrator, I write programs, I am quite trained, but Fuck the damned chupa chopsy did not learn to unfold without a 10-minute jewel.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34701
 18.08.2010
He: Listen, let’s open a billion-bar
She says: let me :)
He: With me the balls.
She: What about me, ki?
He: No, Kim is from me too.
You are a moon.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34700
 18.08.2010
xxx: Shake up, he has a father - mint, rottweiler and beige Tavria
Is he a transformator?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34699
 18.08.2010
I see this scene at the church appliances department:
A man asks to sell him a handcuff, and the seller (a devout woman in a blanket) answers that it is over, saying, they should be taken soon. On the question of a man "When exactly?", the seller pronounces "Where do I know? He is delivered from there, and with the word “from here” he raises his eyes to the ceiling and shakes with his raised hands. Man * slightly offhegev* "What, really from there?"...
As it turned out later, the seller meant Moscow.

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