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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34498
 14.08.2010
XXX (16:30:31 13/08/2010)
He always has some problems with the inuit, we are living in the 21st century.
YYY (16:31:23 13/08/2010)
Yes, he is in Vladimir.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34497
 14.08.2010
From the video map discussion forum:
XHH: Do not the eyes turn off after reaching some degrees there?
I turn off, of course. At 232 degrees, the proctus is self-exhausted and falls to the bottom of the body for cooling.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №34496
 14.08.2010
My car can sing!
SS: What is this mark?
Tagged with: Lepsus!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №34495
 14.08.2010
=U=> rm-f, the gastrointestinal tract ends with the flow of consciousness, which falls into the chat.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34494
 14.08.2010
xxx: Tell me what to say to the management to raise the ZP?=)
YYY: I am leaving!
xxx: will say "go" )
Zzzz: and a statement on the table!
XXX: In addition to blackmail, what does the thread work?
ZZZ: the mine

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34493
 14.08.2010
Chipset: We are there 5 people of programmers.. one of which is very strange.. little that he always drinks tea separately.. no one communicates.. the first word I heard only on the fifth day... he brought the umbrella at the height of the heat to the office.. ) and the rest nothing.. ))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34492
 14.08.2010
- Sani, I am leaving the house, help me with the move, it doesn't fit me :(
Okay, and a lot there?
700 to 800 gigs.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34491
 14.08.2010
Comment to the news "Bill Gates took up the creation of superfood":

Now we will have:
1) "The Blue Face of Death"
2) "Rot performed an unacceptable operation and will be closed"
3) "Take a licensed antidote after eating"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34490
 14.08.2010
Hibari-san
I hate and despise you. Remove the cheeseburger from the status. I want to eat it all the time.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34489
 14.08.2010
Why do you need to walk at the most important moment??? The Wall *
WOW: Where to walk?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34488
 14.08.2010
xxx: My grandmother's name is Clava, my girl's name is not like that.)
Don’t God let my daughter in the family of Aitishna be called this way.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34487
 14.08.2010
She: Listen, do you understand anything about industrial security?
He: Probably not... although we had the subject of safety of life activities at the enterprise... maybe it’s something close...
She: I’ll have an exam on this shit...
He: I had... the rating was more accurate, but still there was little pleasant... a bunch of labs, controls, courses...
She: Give me the rooster.
I don’t know such a teacher.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34486
 14.08.2010
Fisher> It feels like this street is located in a zone of fighting between roadmen and utilities. Some repair, others break, and so on to infinity.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34485
 14.08.2010
Crown
This is the Epson FX-890. It is Matrix! It costs 20k, except for jokes.
MegaFill
What is Matrix Fun?
Crown
Ancient, like a mammoth shit, unkillable, like a tank, easy to maintain, like a spade
Crown
Although the only reason they are still used in our FMS is that many forms are printed only on A5 or A6 formats.
Crown
There are also lasers, but they don’t understand that paper.
Crown
And these even on the bus ticket, only if the sensor worked.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34484
 14.08.2010
xxx(00:40:54 13/08/2010):
Want a mystery?
yyy(00:41:08 13/08/2010):
If I say no, you guess anyway.
xxx(00:41:37 13/08/2010):
I knew you would agree.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34483
 13.08.2010
Cra
I connected the storage at work - the whole department was stuck looking for it - like whoever first gets access that good guy.

The first person found access through wifi, but grit I can't see the disk... it turned out that I found an open(!) wifi point with access to the innet full and to my own lock(!)

Cra
The store was abandoned, we are now looking for this fucking access point.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34482
 13.08.2010
<RJ45> after such a week it is appropriate to give a month's vacation
<RJ45> on Monday In front of me is a blast.
<RJ45> Tuesday I get 220 volts of goodness and joy from the angry BP.
<RJ45> Wednesday The security guard blocked the always open windshield on the passageway, through which I stumbled.
<RJ45> Thursday Trying alone to push the closet with the office archive, behind which there is a rosette, under the laughter of the loadsmen standing next to me, I rush the scratch on myself, I beat the loadsmen, I get an excuse.
<RJ45> Friday The ladder came earlier than I expected.
<RJ45> good that I don’t work on Saturdays
<VikinGr1m> you have a tough time, but
<DimmRock> RJ45: Don’t go into the black mesh
<VikinGr1m> and the red mounting is still worth buying)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34481
 13.08.2010
A client, a major insurance company covering plastic surgery complications, asked our agency to add very honest pre- and post-operative photos to their new site.

<manager>: Of course, it depends on us, but I would prefer to use only decent photographs.

<designers>: I wish you good luck

<developer>: The At the last rally I advised to block the unworthy by clicking the "See before and after" button.

<designer>: I think there’s nothing terrible if we show a little (. and (. ) Plastic Surgery Insurance website.

<developer>: Photos probably work better than this. and :)

Before: ( )

and after : ( and (. )

<designer>: I apologize

Before: ( )

and after : ( and (. )

Complications of : (and (. )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34480
 13.08.2010
XXX is:
And we went to the cinema yesterday, on the "Unstoppable", a funny filmmaker, the hands and legs are flying off - the hall was almost full!
YYY :
Arms and legs cut off?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34479
 13.08.2010
My grandfather gave it. He slept for half a day, woke up, went into the kitchen, saw the food on the go, and said, “That’s fucking so much food, but there’s no time to eat!” And went "the field of wonders" to watch

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