mechanical_animals: rice shell to cook.
Useless: mechanical_animals: Do you know how to avoid burning?
mechanical_animals: Useless: Unknown I pull out the shrub with the turnet from the nubuck and so.

Anonymous, this is shit! He stole three pieces in half an hour. What fucking people. They question the “girl’s mother’s name” and it’s in their friends!

Tell a friend.They go from the sea,after a grandly spent vacation,the money was left only to refuel the car and still a little bit,it was a little bit decided to spend on souvenirs,take only a bowl for a bowl to the toilet,it is really nice,glassed with shells of all kinds.So,brems the gasket for excess,there is no money,after a long discussion,the friend remembers this souvenir,drawing into the trunk gets these wonders,and says the goat -"Listen,there is no money, see what a wonderful.......sallatica, the table is not ashamed to put...."-well-fledged to home)))))

Did you wake up from the rain today?
No, I was sleeping at home.

She: Waan, here your socks are crawling.
Let them go, are you sorry?
She: They whisper and look at me badly.
She: Waan, I don’t like them.
I: You don’t like them either.

Yozhik: I recently had a programming quest with a friend. It is something!
Vitalik: Interesting is it?
Yozhik: It is interesting! But when a friend started crying on Skype: “I want to eat, I want to wash, I want to go for a walk with a girl! Let me go wonder quest!" I was terrified...

After the release of new packages of cigarette packs with different inscriptions such as: "smoking is the cause of impotence" and "smoking can cause premature aging of the skin" - many stopped throwing them away, and double - exchanging them for those who do not. Just like with turbo inserts or chips or chips.

Dmitry Anatolić, and why when I approached the police officer with the words: “Mr. Police, where is the nearest metro station here?”

Talk about Q3:
I’m generally curious how they can shoot rockets under their feet and stay alive.
It is not surprising that 5 seconds after you die, you will be resurrected healthy, sexually mature and automated.

WLAD: The most useful thing I’ve done at work lately is to lubricate the door so you don’t hear me leaving an hour earlier.

In the heat of Kinder Surprise, judging by its content, you need to translate as "children's surprise"

[22:55:19] <Flok> when you build yourself on the erudite forum, so much googling is needed )

XX: nothing to yourself, all of Moscow is in the smoke!
YYY: Dmitry Anatolyevich, please come back to your office.

<zaoooza> togusa: how many achiches do you have in the XC?
<pickups>pickups in the CPSU
<miniAt> pump slides in the Komsomol
<square> in the UK
<Opačky> become a gentleman
<sports> play with friends
<miniatoms> table game
<Pets> pets on-line
Take part in the war, get injured, write a king. Put all the corn! to choose you!
<miniatoms> Plant the enemy corn!

I sit and play. The wife in the kitchen feeds her daughter (9 months), trying to motivate all the usefulness of this activity:
-Well, open your mouth, you have to eat... delicious... no-no-no... no-no eat your vegetable, or you will not have anything to eat.

Mother with child, 5 years old
The child is the moon. The moon!
This is the sun, son.

Moscow, the morning of August 9, 2010

Smog is the secret weapon of the Ministry of Health in the fight against smoking.

Everyone, as many as military servants, had to undergo military re-training or avoid it.
My military specialty is an aviation technician, so all fees were held in one of the training air regiments.
Aviation has always been an elite in the troops and the conditions of military charges were incomparable with the conditions in other generations of troops.
"Service" was so "dangerous and difficult" that in order to get to the fees, it was necessary to bring the chief of the department to the military committee in advance. I usually did not craving and brought a cognac.
Cognac guaranteed forty-five days of leave with the preservation of the average salary at work, plus a partial officer salary at the place of service.
But one day, when I gave the agenda to work at the end of the working day, I made an unforgivable mistake – I rushed. The head of the SMU, where I was then working, immediately sat in the car and walked into the military commissariat. I was told to wait at work. He returned brightly and hugged me by the shoulders, saying
“Happy” news that he managed to “remove” me from the service. For this, our SMU had to do the repair of two premises of the military committee.
Well, of course, once I was freed from taxes, I had to organize this repair by the forces of my workers. This is in addition to the work from which I wanted to rest. It’s all about your own cognac.
The next year, I no longer gave up my agenda. She was attributed to my wife when the bus had already taken me to the place of the supposed service.

We will rename the militia into police, Lubyanka into the Gestapo, the governors into gaulyatters, and the national leader into the Führer of the nation.

My wife says she’s not drunk.
My friend and I (P)

Q: I am not drunk.
I : Yes? Eight of nine?
P: Sixteen Three
I: seventy two
It’s not because I’m drunk, it’s because I don’t know the Mendeleev table.

and :)