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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №44524
 15.03.2011
Is that Hennessy?
It is selfish!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44523
 15.03.2011
Xxx: Bring me a magnet from the brown, or better two. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have a refrigerator and I need to hang it.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №44522
 15.03.2011
Why is Dr.Web a foreign name, but it was developed in Russia? It could be called Russian.
Do you want to know?ѣra Danilo?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44521
 15.03.2011
Don’t you want to go out all summer with your kids? 8) I will be very lonely here, little or nothing.

2: No to fuck! I'll pay your scratch VOV for three months and find it here in September!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44520
 15.03.2011
Books about Harry Potter:

In Hogwarts it is difficult to learn. There is no internet there - all homework must be done by yourself.
WOW: or I’ll have to send a googling sauce!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №44519
 15.03.2011
Do you keep your ex-girlfriend’s underwear?
WOW : No
WOW: What about you?) of
HHH: Go, how worried you were, it started to stumble!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44518
 15.03.2011
<Gurman> (morally) good cheese is good. Bad cheese is bad.
<Hobober> to develop the mind
<Hobober> cheese is cheese

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №44517
 15.03.2011
XXX is always so. You sleep quietly, a phone call wakes you up, asks if you are sleeping. You’re sorry that you’ve been up for a long time, but this damn voice of Jiggura gives you up with tricks.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №44516
 15.03.2011
At a meeting with the prosecutor-general of the Russian Federation, the president got his iPad and showed Yuri Tchaika a special site where there are the addresses of hundreds of illegal casinos with an indication about placing them on the map. Chaika assured that prosecutors also use this site.

“Only we don’t have iPads,” said the attorney general and rattled.
Exler

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44515
 15.03.2011
Toha (0:19) : well fucking too much density of boyanes for a square month!

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44514
 15.03.2011
I am not a blonde!!! to
YYY: I want evidence
xxx: here

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44513
 15.03.2011
<Shot> I am suffering... I suffer the period "Daddy, and why does the sun shine?"... that I should tell her about nuclear synthesis to the shell?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №44512
 15.03.2011
XXX: PZDC, at the station was, there were already scatterers!
YYY: The scatterer, is it what? O_O

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №44511
 15.03.2011
Andie: And now how do you explain that the mushrooms on your hands are from Expander?? to

You were joking about the mosquitoes. Do you even imagine the intensity of the stroke from which the mushrooms should appear? Not to mention a member.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №44510
 15.03.2011
I recently saw a friend.
On a pack of cigarettes instead of any hernia about the harm to health: "The Emperor keeps my lungs and the imperial eagle from the vacha."

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44509
 15.03.2011
From comments in
Sabbie is Michelle Obama's 35-year dress.

xxx: Well maybe, of course, in the closet and more expensive dresses there are, but to say " guys, I’m the same as you", I think it’s still better than " guys, know your place". However, here everyone has their opinion.
Yyy: Godmother approaches the sacrifice as well as Be says: "It is a simple branch!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №44508
 15.03.2011
(We discuss with a friend in chat the situation with the nuclear plant in Japan. I can’t decide whether to leave Tokyo.

He said, “Short, you’re not a man, right?” Then you will say, I was in Tokyo at that time, guys!
The three-eyed children? and :)

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44507
 15.03.2011
of Moscow. 10 March 2011. in the product. I ask :
Do you have any hard cheese?
Yes, here is this one.
Who is the producer country?
Look at the price, I don’t remember.
See also: Prussia In the face of confusion. The question is: Prussia?? to
The seller (the favorite woman of the 50s) without a shadow of doubt:
Yes, it is Prussia. The country is such.
There is no such country...
Why not...?? to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №44506
 15.03.2011
And we at the cinema one time hanged an ad for the disco: entrance for ladies - free, for non ladies - 500 rubles.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №44505
 15.03.2011
From Habr. The automotive internet:

...and then in traffic jams from nothing to do drivers will download each other’s movies and immediately watch.
Wait, don’t go away, I haven’t tried yet.
zzz: "the boss, in my opinion, behind us a tail of three cars" - "I just give a new series of houses"

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