Meeting of graduates...
Have you finished?
MGU and Fyzmat.
Who are you working for?
The accountant!
And you?
The circus, the clown.
Who are you working for now? Is he also an accountant?
He is the chief accountant.

Sasha explains about the programming language and the website "Python"(decided to make an artistic comparison):
You went for milk in the food shop. You open the door hoping to see the shelves - and instead there is a real bordell, a mule gun, and everyone is fucking! This is what you will say?
I don’t need milk!! to

Honest people steal less often, but are caught more often. The Martian joke
*** by
(The Girl Without Complex)

History has come to me through n hands, so I do not guarantee authenticity or primacy.
A man came to visit his or her three-born, or some ten-born aunt, in short, they are relatives - the seventh water on the acid.
The elderly lady was especially very eccentric, she also believed in God and faithfully fulfilled the commandments concerning our younger brothers. Cats and cats in the house lived about 30 specimens, all with the ability to reproduce. All the surrounding representatives of the cat family went to feed her, at the same time, you can continue the breed in a warm environment.
Within a week, this situation was overwhelmed: then cats worship, wanting reciprocity, then they are tormented by hunger (feeding 3 dozen cats is serious). In addition, they constantly investigated the guest’s things on the subject, “Can’t this be used as a place of departure?” Experiments have shown that shoes (of course, not the hostess) are suitable for this as not better.
In general, the man approached the case radically and unambiguously.
The training of cats lasted for a week (Kuklachev is resting, he seems to need more time to educate).
The method was very simple.
Before the kneeling cats, he first made a cross, after which the cat received a protective slash in the forehead. Soon, the cats (all 3 dozen) were worthy to perform in the circus of the Smokey brothers.
The happy life of the cat is over.
The man realized that he had achieved his goal. He called my aunt and said:
Do you know who she was in the house?
–...
They are antichrists.
and?? How is?
And here look.
He conducts his rite, baptizes the cat, he, remembering the past, carries the teachings.
So you see?
The next day there was no cat in the house.

A perverted boy read to Santa from the table of all Pasternak.

Answer by Maile Ru:
Question: They burned a cigarette of children's wheelchair, a small hole, but in a prominent place. How can we earn?

First answer: Buy a child a big ashes box!

News on the miller:

Russian icebreaker with tourists stuck in the ice

It is brilliant, bl! ice with tourists.

At 9 o’clock in the evening, I sit on the order in the shop, docking the last series of the house, the layout is processed simultaneously in the illustrator, the dinner is heated in the microwave, something in the background drums the TV. And then another good neighbor for the third hour in a row drilled something. Finally, I start carefully reducing the layers and blissfully lay down on the back of the chair.
At this point, electricity is cut out throughout the house.
The momentary silence.
drawing up I get to my favorite powerful lighthouse and sadly overwhelmed (it needs to be overwhelmed - the nicher project is not preserved) I crash to the standard cardboard wall, behind which the apartment of the hated driller. I hear a joyful cry:
Think about how precautionary I am!!...
The sound drilled.
Behind the door, on the staircase cage, in the dark, there were nine people of neighbors in picturesque coats and nightwear, looking at the neighbor’s door with a stupid outcome.

from the answer to the subscriber of one mobile company: "From your account is withdrawn 2 rubles per day for the service "Money does not take"!

I killed windows, put Linux... the laptop behaved as if I had driven the devil out of it...

Russian banks will be obliged to return funds written off by fraudsters from a plastic card before it is blocked. Relevant amendments to legislation are being developed in the Government
Anidi: Yes, it would be good to order the government to return the drunken money and stolen phones :)
Anidi: as well as the money in the restaurant spent on the grandmother, if the grandmother did not give

XXX: Save the Barrel Road :*
Yyy: I must save the barrels))) and what is in them?? to

Ruffian: I watched the picture today.
Gopniki removed from trees feeders for birds (full seeds)
Poor people, I’m sorry for them, they’re fighting for life xD

Status of Friends:

I want a girl, I want a girl. Directly here.

After 5 hours:

I want a freezer, I want a freezer.

Well, and I will support the company "accessible hollow wi-fi" =)
Krasnoyarsk, the right shore, street Tchaikovsky between the 11th and 11th houses will best be caught my open point (d-link). Access speed is 4 megabits, which is not bad for our city =)

He-
She-I know you’re there... so take off the pop from the chair, your legs in your arms, your head between your knees and your bell to me!! to

emo_niteg_zaipal: fucking, I can't find a job, my girlfriend is chasing a mine (( What should I do? It is :'(
Euthanasia: along the
emo_niteg_zaipal: What does it mean "along"? Cheers to my trouble!? to
Euthanasia: No, this means the veins cut strictly down!

Has anyone ever told you in your life that you are a fool?
Serena is no.
Thats the first!

A case in the universe. Before the written assignment on the 5th course, Prep says:
Maybe someone is pregnant? I will charge the machine!
Everyone looked around (like no one would), but one student quickly reacted:
Can I go out? I want a machine!

HHH
I have two serious questions for you.

WOWU
I listen to.

HHH
Even three.

WOWU
He listened even stronger.