Caveman©: Fire without wood will not work!

A friend says:
I came home yesterday - in the door a paper that a priori does not predict anything good. At home, the heat, the electricity were cut off. paper - a piece of form without signature, stamp, details, inscription from the top of the hand "electric power off!", and the amount of debt. I forgot to pay for six months. Sometimes it was night and morning, in the morning I went to their field, struck everyone, threatened trial, because I did not receive receipts. The urgent connection costs 1500. made the offer to the boss "you get me free of charge - I don't fuck you brain". I got it in 5 minutes 😉

XXX(16:57:27 13/07/2010)
I remember, I stuck him to confess to me that he counts)))
XXX (16:57:37 13/07/2010)
Confessed and cried.

MOP: Where are you studying?
Tagged: feel fuck
The sho?? to
Filed to:filfaq mla

<vpbar>
That was an obvious decision. Give different images not to individual eyes, but to individual people. We also discussed with my wife that instead of 3D in some movies it is better to do two plots, for boys and girls :)

<yul>
Especially in adult films.

<gooddy>
Girls at the end of the wedding. and )

> Wade
There are all discussing such an original and desirable useful gift to a girl on March 8.
and gt;
> Wade
I told them how my dad gave my mom the door to the toilet on March 8. Very useful and very original. And the pleasant surprise of the mother was when her father joyfully in the morning wrapped the door in her hands with a batch.

My mom called a taxi at the airport:
Hello to you girl! Take a taxi from Miami to the airport.

Mike understands it. Where is the airport?

Where planes take off.

Oh sorry! It’s so hot, I don’t think of it.

Running with a friend to the track with a flashing light:

She says: Let’s run! Maybe we’ll get to that light! – is
I am 0_o

23:03:18: I went in the morning to the village there, to this hut
23:03:38: ask for activated charcoal, there a good aunt caught, the tea drank me) cats I pushed her there)
23:03:43: The cat was named diesel
23:04:04: In the winter, her children sit in the car, drive, hear whisper somewhere.
23:04:18: they cut off the car, the mowing stops, they start again, again mowing
23:04:29: so it is shorter in the winter in the engine came to warm up)
23:04:43: Here is the name of the cat diesel

Tany: Where are you?? to
[23:46:49] Alex: On the lake. to swim.
[23:46:53] Sasha: ooh
[23:46:57] Tany: ooh
[23:47:04] Alex: and
[23:47:14] Sasha: plagiarists
[23:47:31] Alex: oho (c) Sasha

Wishmaster : and I briefly teach the old man to seduce men

Goblin: Explains the meaning of the wise phrase "Dawn and bring a bottle of beer"?

of Khabarovsk. I come back late from work (about 3 p.m.). My attention is drawn by the inscription "24 hours". I decided to go in, to see what a 24-hour store of notesbooks... What was my surprise when I found the slot machines there, but the even greater surprise caused that I still bought a pen from the guard of this institution.

Oleg: Well you went, my friend too (
I will not come to your funeral.
Wyrd: And I’ll come to you ;-)

I used to think that in order to force myself to learn tails, it was enough to come to a deaf village with a laptop filled with teaching materials without taking a mouse with me.
Today I am making a dispute with my colleagues in the quaku on the tachpad.

c) Zombiracer

I am lying on the couch, swallowing my carpet on the wall.

Yes, the temperature in Moscow has already passed the value of the dollar and close to the Euro.

Yulia Budaev
You have your own language.

Zveroboy
The Russian Literary

Zveroboy
Very rare

The morning. The girl (D) and the boy (P)
Q: What do you prepare for breakfast?
I have yogurt, cheese, can I have mushrooms with milk?
A is yogurt. The creature. and Musley. Eat something!? to

zuzlan: In my courtyard from the evening there was a wolga (GAZ-24, the 70s) that was rotting to the hole.))
Zazlan: Under the glass glued with large letters "SELL"
zuzlan: This morning smiled an even larger inscription, probably left by a random passing by, on the glass "I DO NOT BELIEVE!!!" ))))

XXX: Wait for me what m*daq in skype writes)
Idiot, it is me!