Q: What will we eat for dinner? Brushing the potatoes?
I want meat! Ordinary human meat.

xxxx> I'm talking about girls, and you're all about comps
xxxx> this is me in such cases a story from college.)
xxxx> 16 years old, 2 college courses... before that I worked as a lab assistant in the summer, my partner was a 20-year-old long-legged photo model.
xxxx> we go after a couple with a crowd of lenin, and suddenly this long-legged Olya appears in front of us. I boast of Vova, the hellish hacker who goes by and tells a long story about the comp - "look better, you see, I worked with her this summer!" he looks, says "comprehensible, and you have a java compiler?"
xxxx> this phrase we then viral was "therefore I have a java compiler"

Playing the Desire:
I want an anal probe like the cartman in the first series of South Park
Even the desire does not want to ruin you. =) is

XXX: I will be collecting another collection in the autumn
Aggressive
xxx: the main condition to after the track want to go and fuck whom thread
But it will be in autumn.

yyy: godsmack and RATM automatic there)

zzz: Ozzy and Robbie Zombies, and Corn
Zzzz: Though your creator is vague.
zzz: you can go there and Katy Lell, because after Katy Lell you want to go, and fuck Katy Lell. formally fit.

In Peter went the rain.Some even started to take pictures on the backdrop of bad weather :-)

xxx: here the mosquito 2141 for copies sold until it was
YYY: I already have a mosquito 2141 - do I have another? and :)
zzz: for hot replacement. Or to catapult.

In the chat:
<Mut> where did everyone I know go? What did you do with them? Why didn’t they call me when I did something with them?

Oh my God! Jury of the Premier League!

This is the funniest KVN joke I’ve ever seen!!! to

What happened to Vovovoyin?
They say he got drunk, grabbed the girls for the breasts, slid on the floor, slipped and fell his head into the fireplace. As usual, it is shorter.

The more unlimited the Internet, the more limited the sleep.

An American, a German and a Russian found a magical well. The American fell in
A coca-cola bowl went out of the well, and two banks flew out of the well. The German
He threw a bottle of beer, and two went out. The Russians dropped a bottle of vodka.
Then two bullets flew back.
German to American:
The Russians have problems with coding.

Stranz: Hi, what are you doing?
sLy_fOx: Eat onions and garlic.
Stranz: Did you get sick?
sLy_fOx: No, I’m just going to Natasha, I don’t want to kiss her...
Stranz: So why do you meet her?
sLy_fOx: She has an anime at home and a new computer...

KeyZero: Sleeping again?
AzTeK: Oh... Cellulite sowed somewhere and could not in the dark.
What about the alarm?
This is my alarm clock.
KeyZero: Yes Looking for a lamp.
This is my lamp. by {

from torrent to game GTA for PC:

YYY: on the SPS big!!!! There will be something to play at school.
You’d rather play Russian at school instead of GTA.

© art

He and she in the car.
He is in a naive tone: I wonder, but how do they have sex in the car? I never tried...
It is: approximately so. (He moves from the passenger seat directly to Him, kisses gently, begins to make back and forth movements...)
He: from such a turn of events, tries to start taking off her clothes.
She: suddenly returns to the passenger seat and, knocking the eyelids, in a calm tone gives: it was a demo version, to continue, enter the license key.

Part of Saturday and Sunday the family of U.S. President Barack Obama is spending in Florida. During his rest, the head of state bathed in the Gulf of Mexico with his daughter Sasha. The president’s move should emphasize that being on the beaches of Florida and Louisiana is safe for health. ..."
Right, in such a president oil is unnoticeable =)))

Tanya told me that the next DR will give me a drum!
XXX: Okay, I promised... I’ll see her another year :)

Zzzz: You seem to be fine.
zzzz: once at five in the morning
sed: I have 7
Zzzz: You came out in the nets to cheat someone.
zzzz: or at seven
Zzzz: it’s crazy to go in and fuck someone.
Sed: I am a whirlwoman
Zzzz: I think you are a pigeon right now.

On the forum of communicators on the search for listening devices

Started
And still very good sound is taken from the windows... from a distance of hundreds of meters.
Generally so. The windows clogged. Put a brick. Or just put the concrete. The office is careful (all!) cover first with copper foil, then permalay, then make a lead shell with a thickness of at least three millimeters. On top of the entire building to pour soil with a thickness of at least 5 meters.
The entrance must be through the barracks. The staff at the entrance to the room should be thoroughly inspected. Dress up naked, give out the office set of clothes (up to the underwear), so that no instruments and media can carry information inside the body (with records that have already taken place) records - on the entrance to illuminate the X-ray. In order to prevent the disclosure of information at the DNA level, feed the entire staff at your own catering facility in order to cause mutations and spoil the information on the DNA.

This trick made me think. After thinking, I came to this idea:
1st There is a site where each of us can register and indicate their home address. Until now, this address is not visible to anyone.
2nd Every day we come there and confirm that we are alive. It can be via the Internet, via SMS, or less.
Three If there is no news from someone (say, two days), then he is dead. Then everyone is told his address, we go to the place, break the door and get into the apartment.
4 is The cat was rescued.