Why do we have such a biting cat?
YYY: He hopes that from his bite we and you will turn into cats.

The night is still a very special time: with the onset of silence, you can clearly hear how the cockroaches choke in your head.

This is the last time we translate time.
It must be noted – noted.
Even if another host comes, he may come back.
Even if there will be a new president.

Automotive Machines
The man pressed his mercy to the service center.Start checking for VIN - the nifiga can not understand what mercy. And when they sent all the data to Germany, they were answered that such measures are not yet issued. It turned out that this car was stolen from a test site in Germany." And I remember this:
In the 1990s, 5 unusual cars appeared in Vladivostok. It was the nineties Toyota Mark-2 in the hundred body (it is about like some 5th in the body of Priora) and also in the configuration of a spacecraft. A lot of people slowly raised on the resale of these unique cars, but the biggest grandparents got a boy, who then just started to drive cars from Japan. When he in one of his first times came to the country of the Rising Sun for buses, to him came solid such babysitters and offered to buy for a penny unusual cars, and even offered help in sending cars abroad. These babysitters were from Yakuza, which, in punishment of one Toyota top manager, stole prototype cars (!) from the design office. These prototypes are still rolling on the roads of our country.

From the Women’s Forum:

-And also conducted a survey and found out that all maniacs in childhood loved to watch cartoons.

How did this survey happen? All the maniacs gathered together and asked. Or are you going to the street with the maniacs?

<Red> The Big Bang!
<Red> Americans like to joke about Jesus, well there a girl is drawn and signed by Christina. How did this Christian translate?
<Red> "Jesus’ Day"
<Red> So you see the prices: Beef, Lamb, Jesus...

Judging by the ability to bend, the cats of Kamasutra are five times thicker than ours.

Game: Today I am pleased to have a hair mask (kefir, cocoa, henna) I come back from the bathroom, and my husband is sitting in the kitchen and my mask!!! It is (

Who wrote here that “I love you” after 10 years of marriage is strange. I got up at 7 a.m. today (Sunday) and got myself in order, and at 10 a.m. I’m going to wake my sleeping husband up with morning sex and coffee to bed. 7 years of marriage. Don’t be bored, we make the story ourselves.

Artmuz
Domestic cars are famous for being cold in them in the winter than outdoors

xxx: It is interesting to observe how the rules of the store change people, one consultant addressed me today with the phrase: "Hello, guy, you help?".

Those who get up early are standing.

I get up early =(

If your wife’s girlfriend tells her that you are not worthy of her and at all a gondola, then she has already put an eye on you.

I am coming to my second half today. and kissing. She suddenly breaks away and makes a very suspicious look. Did you expect anything from the "Pil series? Have you smoked?"
And she suddenly cried out:"Your mouth smells like you’re doing cunnilingus."
I have nothing to answer.)

GaStreeT:There is such a counter for the children about forty-worms.type all the cakes cooked, and one did not give - he did not cut wood, water did not carry, etc.
So in the translation of the brothers (3 years) it sounded like this:
Forty crows cooked, the child fed. To this she gave, to this she gave, to this she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she gave, to that she did not give.
All the patches were wrapped.

Loyola (15:57) :
Tomorrow is a fun holiday, which we don’t need, but if you don’t congratulate, it will be a shit.

and Melissa:
I watched the movie "Inappropriate People"

by Aliena :
I’ve been watching it all my life.)

Aggressively-minded Japanese citizens scratched and smashed the Russian flag in front of the Russian Embassy in Japan. A few days later: In Japan, the eruption of the Sinmedakeo volcano began. It will be so with everyone!

The most fucking thing is when February 12 starts to name the former and unobtrusively hint that they have no one to celebrate Valentine's Day.

Why is there democracy in Egypt when there is no oil?