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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №33178
 19.07.2010
xxx: up to 28°C you turn the pillow because the rear side is colder
After 28°C you turn the pillow because the back is still dry.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33177
 19.07.2010
So what were the screams you had there?

Surovaja Pravdo: Yes, yesterday comes to chat some poor, with a nick "Vasa 12 years", I’ll drop "I’ll get you under the door!!He runs away before he is fined. In less than an hour - another I go out of the chat and at the door to the toilet I enter the cat shit! Her pot has not been washed, and she is not going into dirty! The Internet comes into our home...Y*No:%%AIA Virtual Reality!

The Truth: Are You Alive?

Sukhinkot: 3.14built from the chair, the father rushed to the groove, rug together)))))

Surevaja Pravdo: Scuci are insensitive

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33176
 19.07.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Moderns do not have telepathic communication. While one warned us by text, the other silenced.
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WOW:that these are generally stupid zombies who can read and knock on the buttons.
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xxx[prv]yyy: too late
Why do you offend modernists? Bad and Bad 8 (
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Closed for 15 minutes. Reason: Trying to make a friend

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33175
 19.07.2010
An acquaintance in the optics works... to her today came a black woman, who said only three phrases beutifal, not beutifal and pisdeyeets.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №33174
 19.07.2010
Comments on Moscow weather forecast on Yandex:
The promised rain on Monday.
I almost only lived for that.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33173
 19.07.2010
My friend joked.

It was at sea. Since the road is long and there is a lot of beer, the company appeared on the beach in a good supply. One guy decided to refresh himself, but since it was already lazy to change clothes due to drunkenness, he went straight in his clothes. and returned. Everyone is rushing.

What did you... write?
No is! How could you think?! I went down.

It would be nothing, but on the way he went into the sea only on his knees))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33172
 19.07.2010
I saw a girl on the street, like a Russian.
Victor: He goes with like a grandmother.
Gray_Wolf: like a grandmother (c)
_Victor_███h: passing past the poster with lipton advertising
_Victor_íochh: girl reads "lipton ice ti" - what is written there in English
What is written in Russian, can you?
“No, I’m just English yet.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №33171
 19.07.2010
My girlfriend was going to paint.Dialogue in 10 minutes:

My favourite 10:27
I'm going to be red - wall

My favourite sunshine 10:40
I don’t go anywhere, I’m a fool.

<Ave me>10:45
The sun, what

My favourite 10:47
I was fucking colored!

My favourite 10:48
I won’t go anywhere, I’m ugly.

<Ave me>10:48
MMS is here, I will break.

My favourite 10:48
Go to the ass (((

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33170
 19.07.2010
Did he drink again?
No Madam, I was

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №33169
 19.07.2010
HHH
Do you have to paint me alive?
Can there be any photos?

WOWU
must live

WOWU
Painting with photoshop!

WOWU
Thus e. Everyone does it, but if a man only knows how to do it, then he has problems.

HHH
I apologize for suggesting you to...

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33168
 19.07.2010
An acquaintance said:
They went to Taiwan to hunt. Guns and vodka. There were three of them, but one of them stood behind, knowing the way. When they were filled, the third comes and says:

We will have a goat for dinner.

And went away. There was no three. Everyone comes up, throws a gun corner and goes to the wing to smoke. The acquaintance was interesting. Go out to inquire. Unfortunately says

How many rabbits, how many rabbits.
Let me tell you what happened.

Further description from the words "the failed hunter".
I found a noticeable goat, lying on a hill, targeting. Suddenly I hear something is wrong. I turn my head to the right. The five meters of the MISHA lie and also "targeted". I thought so... Misha wants to eat stronger... How I got back, I don’t remember.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33167
 19.07.2010
news
"First Channel" will no longer record the talk show "Malachov+"
O_O
"in the form of treatment or prevention... offered
Questionable procedures"
Do I waste my drink?! to
The Guest - O_O
And I’ll say more, you’ve also drunk badly. :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33166
 19.07.2010
Father Said: I hope a bird on the cap "six" has rattled. Be careful to the place where the normal cars have the firm shields.
Eliza: this is a hint - it's time to change the car for something normal :)
Pope Said: I, of course, did not especially admire the creations of "AutoVAZ", but with me so accurately and concisely no one expressed his opinion.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33165
 19.07.2010
Online chat toys.
Ohhhhhh Smaller, do not melt under your feet!
Oh well. Big guys, don’t melt over your heads!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33164
 19.07.2010
I took my kids to a web design competition.
There was a decrease of 10 people.
The children sat down and we sat down in the same audience.
Here we sit, miss, whisper with who is closer.
One of the girls was asked to entertain us.
The poor woman stumbled, there tea coffee magazines.
We are not all happy sitting.
Here comes a genius idea.
Bring a computer to the audience and put us a movie.
Just came out the movie “Cavaliers”!
Here the little girl runs so joyful, say now my task will be done, and I will entertain everyone.
And so loud that everybody would be heard announcing, “Film Swallow watch!“!”
She performed the task very well. All roasted for a long time.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33163
 19.07.2010
21:53 and I think of you.
xxx (22:01): but to you, I think, fuck

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №33162
 18.07.2010
Sanya: Today a new antivirus installed - the panda.
Ruslan: And how then?
Sanya is great! He found me 4 viruses, which Kasper does not see, so I restart and go back.
Sanya: Rush, do you have a disk with a window?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33161
 18.07.2010
To all of us!!! to
Attention to the people!
Never, I repeat, NEVER eat on the on-board... even if you bet... even if for a lot of money... DO NOT DO THIS!!!! to

by Mr. Deiv[MDV]

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33160
 18.07.2010
Letter from the boy and his girlfriend:
Why are you re-writing with this oxana?
Boy: I just like to talk to her.
Girl: Well of course! Girls just don’t talk like that!!! to
Boy: Not true, these guys just don’t communicate like that!
Girl : what?! to
The fucking...

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33159
 18.07.2010
After the release of the next film based on the motifs of any work (Taras Bulba, Alice in Wonderland, Dorian Gray) immediately there is a boom of reading of this work. It makes the impression that people read only to write on the forum that the movie is shit and has nothing to do with the book.
© Outsider

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