Before the New Year, we bought the daughters costumes of the fairy... they run around the house and boast of who the magic stick is cooler. My 5-year-old son is standing on the side and sneezing. He also needs a magic stick. The husband, without being confused, gets him from his tools a pen from a hammer and handed him the son with the words: you have a magic stick! And he replied, “Aha! only it needs to paint a black strip-white-black-white!

frost16: her, my liver is the last masochist...
Frost16: Every Friday it begins closer to the evening. I am a bad girl, punish me master, hurt me XD

She: By the way, we live a five-minute walk from each other and have not seen each other for weeks.
He: How do you say...we haven’t seen each other for years.
She: I’ve never slept with you before.
He: In general, you’re not sleeping right now... came, fucked and left...

Christie: st ppc was :)))) calls a guy from the store where I ordered curtains, dialogue:
p - your special order for curtains is ready
I am Eve, for what?! to
F to the curtains. They were brought
Why are they suddenly shit?! to
P – You ordered it!
Could I be a portier?
P is Oh! Certainly the porters.
I’m (I’m already screaming) and they’re not really shit?
P – I don’t know, I’ll look.
and 😉 😉

She said, “Oleg, you are a bitch!
He: Am I going to bite?
He said, “Yes, I am sorry!

xxx: decided to remember childhood - to play the sims, now the 3rd part, picked up the certificate-classes and saw there the following item about the wedding of the sims: "Persons must have sex several times before the item appears in the menu "Proposal to get married"!";
XXX: Children from childhood are taught the harsh truth of life.

tr00per: In the winter there were cold, snow, ice and pebbles. The Spring Loaf. In summer, heat, thunderstorms and even thunderstorms. What are the hell times of the year? What awaits us in autumn? The paralyzing city of November.? to

[General] Pomidorko, you have a funny nick=)

Tiger on July 11 at 00:13
I am playing football and...
What are you fascinated?? to
Olga 11 July at 00:14
artistic speech, Nabokov, kinetic behavior of characters of small prose, Russian rock, cycling... and, it seems, everything
Olga 11 July at 00:21
That is all? Questions are out? 😉
Olga 11 July at 00:22
Why are we silent?
Olga 11 July at 00:23
Okay, I joke, in fact I like to bounce and go to clubs, never held a book in my hands, even newspapers...I play cards for dressing and listen to Ranetok, as well as Factor 2 and Timati...So better??)))))))))
Tiger on July 11 at 00:30
It is 😉

Mora: No, he’s really a wonderful man.
Mora: having managed on the road to kiss in the back of a neighbor's foreigner, he decided to figure out the money
Mora: and then went on vacation.
Mora: and then, not forcing the neighbor, but forcing the car, decided to put the money in the envelope and push through the gap of the abandoned glass
Mora: And of course to drop this glass he, after watching the movie, decided himself.
Mora: Well then of course paid for the butt, and for the glass and for the new glass lift mechanism...

Katyuschkin: (rofl) Do you have forgotten our past?
Dallilu: Don’t tell none
Katyushechkin: 8-)the grave)) and another 120 people
Dallilu: Brother's Tomb

Today VKontakte decided to make me my friend Apple iPhone.
YYY: What is that? Is the iPhone so smart that it’s done by itself? Cyborgs overwhelming the planet?
xxx: And judging by the inf, he is also able to film in porn.

at 10:46 pm biguskis
How is she? Sex drugs and rock roll
at 10:46 pm biguskis
) ) )
at 10:48 pm chto_novogo:
Oga Ovary, Internet and Postgraduate Studies

Dark Stranger: Well, do it. Just remember that the boundary between "Scha’s a little bit smooth and will be zaipцца" and "Oh, I’ve got to dig what I did!" – very thin :) Good luck)

Marketers are strange :)
YYY :!? to
xxx: placed as a promotional campaign smoky gates, on which the projection is displayed in the store, like a hologram, you approach, and they open inside and tempt you to enter, like a horror film :)), 2 days of people in the store was not, everyone looked first at the entrance, then roared over those who stumbled and feared to pass:))

Tagged: monitor purchased
27 inches of fucking 😉
What a huge steel now.)
Mindhack: Do you get angry when they write the caps?? to

XXX: What is this sad status?
YYY: caught who what
XXX is a bird? =) is
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and the gonorrhea :(

climb_ever
I found it in Google.) it is huge.
climb_ever
Fuck the military :D

Rome (12:16:58 13/07/2010)
And in my world there are only machines with CPUs. They eat fries and crawl with strawberries

Y: How to work?
X: without a soft sign. And you?