The fly sat on the screen, slipped to the window button and started rubbing her legs. It is dangerous!
O_O

The xxx:
Fursenko promised that by 2012 all Russian students will use electronic diaries :)
YYYY :
ah, "Petrov, diary here!" "-Marivanna, I can't - DNS fell" ))))

Conversation from Asha

Don’t meet me today.
What are you angry about? 😉
She: Because I don’t like all this shit.
I: What kind of shit is that?))
She: And the shit is like I don't see that shit at all.

Our grandmother stood on the street, so we went to her.
He said, “You can’t send to hell, but you can’t, and I explained it for an hour or two. I sent her off, she said right, so it should be.

Q: Have you watched the "Golden Mountain"?
See also: Nea What is there?
The Joker is watching the Prince of Persia!

You can cook on two plates at once, but it's uncomfortable, you can read two newspapers at once, but it's uncomfortable, you can use two phones, but it's uncomfortable, you can sleep with two girls at once... and it's fucking, chic! and :)

I had an epic case today.
The blind on the eggs sat.
Long thought about what to do.

(19:42:53) is the following:
I decided to dress the guy, though.
Is he like a fool in a coward?
(19:43:45) by Yank.by :
:D
19:43 and 59 Jan.by :
A real man has nothing to be ashamed of.
(19:44:18) is the following:
A real man has something to freeze.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you have snow? O_O
in Kiev

WOW :
Eeeeeee
from where?
Summer is short, but not so long.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
This winter was in the news.
I didn’t know that August was now.
I thought in October.)

WOW :
I don’t want to annoy you, but it’s July.

The summer. The Electric. Ordinary electricity. Who knows, it’s gone later. The main shock is when you take the first step into the car and you are captured by the atmosphere of a well-heated oven. Then you just sit, breathe, run around and pray that lean thin girls sit next to you, not healthy men or grandmothers, to whom you inevitably stick.
And here, someone, whether dreaming about the unfortunate, or looking at foreign films, apparently, on an internal connection turned to the mechanic with an insistent request. I will not lie, I have not heard the question. But the whole train heard a response from the GHS. In a straight, very polite tone, the engineer replied:
Unfortunately, there is no air conditioning in the train. There is heating. to enable?

XXX: How is it?
yyy: Porn star Bobbi Eden posted on her Twitter account an exciting message that if the Dutch team wins the World Cup in football – all the male persons who captured her, she will make a shot. She will be assisted by her three acquaintances, the porn stars vickyvette, misshybrid and gabbyquinteros.
YYY: I am upset...

The shorter the road to the future, the less the road of disappointment.

I recently went with my son to a familiar grandfather in Kimry for a weekend. fisherman shashlik, hamak, etc. They caught up with the gun of the Nagan of 1937, a frightener, and as he looked into the water...
In the evening of the first day, we went to sleep tired from the road and at three o’clock at night a terrible knock on the door. We look with my grandfather from the second floor, and there is a man five with knives, fittings and wire, so that with the help of his waik to remove the roof from the window...
They’re also speaking in style... – We’ll shake you a little, open, then we won’t kill you!
Grandfather cries... go, I’ll call the police... and they’ll answer... Well then we’re in the reserve of five... etc.
My hands were shaken, but I realized that only a good punch could save us... I take a scare and leave the house. They were surprised that I went out myself and didn’t have to break the barracks. I aim at everyone in turn, I say... I have a small child in the house, so I will shoot immediately and only in the bowls...
One of them answers...you think this is a village and we’re scared of the scammers?
Shoot it!
I understand that it is a dumb scare to shoot him in the head (I will immediately burn myself) and shoot him sharply under his feet. There is a loud cotton... and the horror, the sound of the bullet lying around the fence... Not yet understood how the frightener could be a combat pistol, I stumble next to the head of one of them... The shot and the sound of the bullet hit the waze... the first trembled the driver, he gave on the gases... the others rushed into the sink. I shot in the waze and hit it, it gave them speed...
While I stood looking at my magic rifle, my grandfather came out of the house and said...
Hide your gun and help me find the soldiers.
What kind of soldiers?
- the lead from my collection, which I shot out of the window from the corner... and you
What have I never understood?
Those are the wise old men... (Hello Uncle Cole)
The house was sold, thank God.

In Odessa, on cigarette packs is written: "Mom knows - will kill."

News from Rebecca:
Russian woman killed by lightning on the beach

Comments are burning:
Our "coverers" are so harsh that even storm clouds do not hinder them from warming up in the rays of the sun.
Even burning under lightning.

Getting a spotlight.

[20:21:20] XXX: wife support, children joy))) and everything in life will be the tip-top))) I like to find my unseen trend, to study income and life sharply went up, I wish everyone))) happiness with friends we will drink water, eat shishka and go to the sauna)) life is beautiful када you know for whom you try, personally I will have enough vigva and inita))) so there is an incentive))))
[12:17:33] XXX: yeah, I was very drunk yesterday)))) such a shit I wrote))))))

zetiwko: today saw the track in the performance of the Cerf group, immediately thought that the guys forgot to switch the language on the keyboard.

From the online game chat:
What about the bravery pills?
It is cowardly to eat.

From the Nokia Service Center forum (the complaint at the top, the expert’s answer at the bottom):

I don’t read the flash card.

A: It is sad

Borik Gorsky: So far I am discouraged by the form of dating on Facebook "proposing him friends"..... It’s just as funny when "like" all posts in a row, having nothing wrong naturally. For example, a post such as "I sit sick, I die, drugs are not all bad", and under the post "Ivan Petrov and 15 other users liked it"))))