I would love to go on a diet!
Husband: What is hindering you?
The feeling of hunger!

Written by Devil-V
By midnight and my internet turned into a butterfly.

Sip: Leha asked the question-and you can increase your Aikyu as a thread
Sid: I can
Send SMS to the number. and. and.

You printed something, I broke you.

You smoke again.? to
YYY I do not smoke, I think!
8 What is smoke?
YYY Mosque is overheated =))

SKAboarder: Do you hear that Ubuntu updated?? to
DasTert: No... and I am...
SKAboarder: What are you?
DasTert: nuu... I put a win7 and this... oan I liked :(
SKAboarder: That’s crazy... You’d better say you’re gay... I honestly didn’t expect that!!!!! to

White Angel: I am so pleased to communicate with you.
White Angel: You know, and even good that I told you that.
White Angel: It was so easy for me...
White Angel: Danya, are you here?
GREE – I’m here!

xxx: It's interesting, now I went to the bathroom, and there the spider slips, I turned on the crane, I picked up the water in the hand and threw it into it, he did not die, I again, he did not die again, from the fourth time only killed...

Wow: Yes, it’s all simple, the spider has 100 HP, the water stroke takes 25 HP, all that!

You are with your games again.

X: Will you come tomorrow?
YYY: I will come
XXX when?
When are you comfortable?
XXX tomorrow
YYY: Tomorrow and I will come.
XXX is OK. Agreed
YYY: well
XXX until tomorrow

From Lineage 2

You are all out!
SuicideBlonde entertained the chat player Vilaeson for 30 minutes reason: caps.

Witch/Pirowok: Where is my portion of laughter?
She holds her mouse.

Gandalf: I was fired by the way.
Ander: I work on the railway and I don’t work)
Gandalf: wow... and we have a BelGazPromBank...
Ander: A bank fige..I in the bank electricity lasted for 4 months.
Gandalf: I agree, boring dudes. There is the main sysadmin norm - in a bottle of mineral alcohol is worn. When you drink, don’t get rid of it.

There is a function in the phone "Close the Internet"
It looks so epic that it’s even scary.

She: What did you buy?
He: shrimp, powder, coca-cola) and so on little It: I told you what coca?? to
It is harmful))
You are also damaged.
He: But I love you.

And also I all hoped that dicaprio pig was bald naked in the bathroom with a plug in the neck.

I need to find a girlfriend urgently.
Mr.Spleen: What do you think she’s waiting for me somewhere in this forest?
Sirion: Oh yeah, you can. She sits, cuddles
Sirion: and here you are such a kind of gallant, with paper =)

There is no mess in our country - this is the order!

In the institute where I studied, there is such a teacher, Petunin Vladimir
by Mikhailovich. He brought us electronics. He teaches at a very high level. Students chew the physical processes occurring in semiconductors. Passing the exam is very difficult. For example, I surrendered from the second time to the third. The first time it was four hours, the second time it was eight. There were people on our stream who gave up on the third from the twelfth time. At the exam, you can use anything.
Despite all of the above, Petunin is absolutely not a bad man. Very positive and with humor. At lectures and exams he has a pretty fun atmosphere. I like to tell students jokes. Sometimes the mother. At the exam, he occupies such a position that the teacher knows nothing, and the student must teach him. In other words, a full understanding of the subject. By the way, individual students with a weak nervous system after the Petunin course either left the institute or were transferred to other streams more easily.
Petunin himself studied at the same institute.
Petunin once passed the exam by one student, the daughter of his former fellow. I could not give up. Her mother came to the institute.
Dealing with your ex-group partner for your baby.
“You are what it is,” he said, “Wolf, you do. Students complain that you are a beast. You cannot surrender... Remember yourself at the institute.”
And he gently embraced her for her waist and said:
“Yes, Galka... We’t give up Petunino with you.”

I have two news.
Start with the good.
Who told you there was good?

XXX is
I haven’t been joking about it lately, but it’s a picture.
YYYY
Do not boil
XXX is
I am bound.
XXX is
After not calling friends, she immediately bound up.
XXX is
I searched for buttons for half an hour and then I thought that the sensor... then the number was not remembered and I had to walk... I don't drink anymore
XXX is
I approached some aunt at 6 a.m. I stretch a beard and grum "help the number"