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[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32818
 11.07.2010
I introduce the headlines of the future news: "The Eighty-legged Paul has elected a new president of the United States", "Paul and Maya are putting on 2012", British scientists have unveiled the secret of the eighty-legged"...

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32817
 11.07.2010
Q: I wonder why none of the extras like those who cheer their skill on TNT has tried to guess the outcome of at least one match?! to
Manna is missing.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32816
 11.07.2010
The case in the ambulance (common chat):
xxx: Oh my brother! How is life?
Hi... Not very...
XXX: What is it?
Yes, the cat was hurt.
XXX: What, in the shoe was a joke?
Announcements: Funny chat player xxx for 99999 minutes, author [EGM)KoT. Reason: Nifiga, I am pure!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32815
 11.07.2010
Correspondence in stones
YYY- a week to go out terrible under 35 in the shade - you have nights now dark as resin - class
We have a little bit of fire, a few degrees higher.
and the nights are really black) like) the truth of the cockroach to the 10th floor jumps, I don't believe it, but the cat catches

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32814
 11.07.2010
The best gift is a book. In the laptop...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32813
 11.07.2010
You are a zoophile! She is not an animal, she is a goddess.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32812
 11.07.2010
Once a year and the stick shoots.
YYY: I feel sympathy...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32811
 11.07.2010
Poland :
Now fuck the fuck.

Poland :
fucking

Poland :
Time to Sleep

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32810
 11.07.2010
Listening to the cafe at the box.

The young man calls:
Allo is? Hello to you, Masha. What? How is pregnant? And again? Masha, is it enough?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32809
 11.07.2010
Abigail (21:30:06 10/07/2010)
I have a 8-)

Philip Jay Fry (21:30:32 10/07/2010)
I have a squeezing leg...

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32808
 11.07.2010
Do you know that there is a movie that stars Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis and Statham at the same time?
and yes? How is he called? “The Home of the Elderly?”

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32807
 11.07.2010
I went on a journey with friends, the weather was the most disgusting, then the rain, then the rain, and one very important thing in my opinion I realized for the rest of my life: Under the rain, you can eat soup forever.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32806
 11.07.2010
Open the window, you have hypoxia due to lack of oxygen
Which window? Explorers of what?
xxx: I am talking

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32805
 11.07.2010
xxx: when eating chicken grill in the dark, it is important not to confuse the lava with a towel.
XXX: The experience of sharing

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32804
 11.07.2010
Listen, let’s say hello like the Tibetans – they put their left hand behind their ears and raise their tongue.
We will be misunderstood HD.
"Some Indian tribes have the custom to sit on the roofs when they see a stranger until a stranger approaches and notices you."
YYY: That’s where the hoops come from.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32803
 11.07.2010
Bu-bu-bu to our little girl.
Your little girl, almost 30 years old.
You have your tongue!

I think a lot

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32802
 11.07.2010
xxx: When did you write your page - did you stumble, or are you really such a bastard?)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32801
 11.07.2010
Slayer: Something Diman wrote me a greeting, gave advice on how to increase the pitch and went off-line
Klaymen: Maybe he is sitting, loaded with weight, can't go out, people can tell, some way he collects the computer, enables icq, writes to the only friend, so that he tells the world.
Klaymen: and then - excites and breaks the floor of the room

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32800
 11.07.2010
In the yard, a taxi driver tries to push a man into the car and convinces him that it was he who called a taxi.)
The man desperately resisted, but nevertheless gave up)))
Rude Russian Taxi Drivers
by Dimko :D
Tagged with: rofl

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №32799
 11.07.2010
The worse the evening in Russia, the more painful the morning.

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