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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31858
 21.06.2010
I read Dale Carnegie. I decided to start the next day with a smile. Thro the first half of the working day, I smiled diligently to everyone, as sincerely as possible. At lunch, the boss came to me and said:
Once again smoked at work, you’ll get stuck.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31857
 21.06.2010
He was killed on one of the photos. The photo of the beach is a large-scale girl, taken from the back, with a cute figure.
The only stone: "Flight-looking scoliosis is here:D"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31856
 21.06.2010
Damn to fuck! We are men!! 1
You went through the army.
I am a stalker.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31855
 21.06.2010
Sister yesterday boasted...her husband gave her an iPhone
When I checked the phone, it turned out that it was two-six.
He did not disappoint his sister and disappointed her husband.

[ + -44 - ] Comment quote №31854
 21.06.2010
This idiot has recently written to me.
girl1: kind of smarry how we reworked the movie "cards, money, two trunk"
girl 1: type removed, newly, talented, where there is haiku ricchi
Girl 2: What did they do there?))
Girl 1 is fucking. He sent me a photo.
girl1: there on the atlas for the 9th grade lies a dirty poltos and 2 hunts of their eroded

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31853
 21.06.2010
I am going to study in Germany:
xxx:found on the map of Germany the city of Schlüchtern

[ + -45 - ] Comment quote №31852
 21.06.2010
Maxim (23:13:05 20/06/2010)
I was fighting with my wife.)
Lin (23:13:12 20/06/2010)
The whispers?

[ + -42 - ] Comment quote №31851
 21.06.2010
Ppc,..when the neighbors stealing your shredded wifi still knock on the door with the question "..and you have any food?".

c) MIG

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31850
 21.06.2010
So what do you like most about me as a mistress?
You wash my dishes at home and prepare meals.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31849
 21.06.2010
I go on the street today, a Gypsy is sitting, and three Gypsy are flying around, 10 are flying, the passers are crawling and they are bringing... This is definitely: a roof of resources and 3 harvester, yopt...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31848
 21.06.2010
The news:
Jupiter collided with a very large asteroid. The earth was easily frightened.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31847
 21.06.2010
X: Does Sasha have an admission to the exam?
Graduate student: Well, you’ll go now and he’ll get permission for the remaining half an hour.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31846
 21.06.2010
Those who turn to your ass should just bend a little!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31845
 21.06.2010
We are on the road, the wife is driving, next to the girl tried to move into our row without a turntable, but the wife made a hole and did not let her... stopped next to the light. The girl in the open window wildly orets... a cock! The creature! The stupid sheep. Wife without a break... - I totally agree with you... he did not teach you anything... but for such a study I would have demanded money back from your instructor... we went, but it was heard how her passengers roared...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31844
 21.06.2010
Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev said in a joint statement
“We have enough money to overcome the global financial crisis.” What to do with the rest of the Russians, until it is unclear.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31843
 21.06.2010
XXX is a paradox.

xxx: in contact with my neighbor on the wall of Tueva, there are all sorts of roses, gifts, hearts from the exalted.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31842
 21.06.2010
(Hugh says about a party in the apartment)
XHHH: I knew they were scattered, but for so much!
by M?
HHH: In general, when we arrived, all the beating was put in a shiffler.
WOW... WOW... right =)
That stands up. Caroche, they started rolling, dancing and having fun and this closet collapsed in the end.
Acknowledgement: Acknowledgement is a failure.
When they put everything together, they wrapped up their clothes: jackets, sweaters and pants.
See also: Figase! Actually, the O_O

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31841
 21.06.2010
by C HABRA:
xxx: Girl programmer, and also watching the Formula One Grand Prix. Are you married?
YYY: Yes, and what is it?
zzz: Your answer is either “yes” or “what”.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31840
 21.06.2010
<Cpt.JackSparrow> Do you know what?
<Crazy> O_O
<Cpt.JackSparrow> well this is me so...conversation to engage
<Kratos> now Ahuel

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №31839
 21.06.2010
XX: The meaning of Odin's life consists inining the life and activity of the cat.
yyy: The meaning of a cat's life consists in the production of murching to maintain the vital activity of the odmin.

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