Question: How many programmers are needed to ignite a fire?

xxx: One glasses programmer will easily burn a fire) You have to ask him to look at the sun and it will burn him two holes in his skull and a fire of fire)))
YYY is 5. One will write the object, the second will write the object, the third will create a driver to work with the first, the fourth will build an interface to control the process, and finally the fifth - the project coordinator - will criticize the other four and tell how everything really should work.

Squirrel: She approached friends, looked in the eyes and asked with a crazy face:"What were the grizzly biting?and "
Squirrel: Three girls in a row answered:"Nuts"
Squirrel: And the wolf cheered joyfully:"Bones!!and "

gnar [9:03 gmt+3] : your gambling in general today paid money in debt to ask for a gift to you in the maika "Debt only trUs".
kernel [9:05 gmt+3] : xD

She is:
This morning started with the fact that I learned that my ex-husband was in the army and my ex-lover was married.

He is:
I don’t know which of them was not lucky.

xxx (00:20:05 12/07/2010)
Can a shell in the ass be considered a piercing?

Destr: I’ll make dinner for us. What is your favorite meat?
Lavreckaya: Well, I love cats.and :)
Destr: Hey... I’m scared to ask about the garner now. = is

Jaguar: Let’s commit mass suicide. The main thing is to get more people

_A_d_m_i_n_: I can’t, I’m going to work soon

About the iPhone:
XXX: What I can’t understand, I can’t. Why buy a expensive phone, which then make a sticker so that contacts do not shorten and learn to hold it correctly. This is a collage as it does. I have a persistent feeling that people are held for fools.
YYY: So it is, they hold. The player has to play music, the camera has to photograph, the dictionary has to record, and the phone has to ring.
zzz: iPhone belongs to the class of smartphones. So you are right, except for the fact that the alarm clock must ring, and the smartphone, the fucker, owes no one anything!

The temptation ^_^ (09.07.2010 at 10:28:30):
The greeting. Do you want to relax? :ab:

802.11n (09.07.2010 at 22:28:48 am)
How many hours? Where is?

The temptation ^_^ (09.07.2010 at 22:31:52):
400 is

802.11n (10.07.2010 at 13:26:16)
And what does it include 400R per hour?

The temptation ^_^ (10.07.2010 at 14:05:21):
lf

The temptation ^_^ (10.07.2010 at 14:05:22):
Yes Yes

802.11n (10.07.2010 at 21:10:08 am)
What is Yes? What would you do for 400 r/hour?

The temptation ^_^ (10.07.2010 at 23:22:05):
I will

802.11n (11.07.2010 at 00:27:16):
What will you be?

The temptation ^_^ (11.07.2010 at 12:10:45):
Going out down.

XXX is loneliness.
Yyy: Solitude is a sucaaa!
Zzzz: I want to fuck
ZZZ: A must have a hand

XAR: Andrew, are you ch? Give me a patchwork. I thought of the insult :*
Andrei: And I’m going to fuck you.
Andrei is gentle.
Andrea: in the shell
XAR: The uterus? by ROFL
Andrei: You can go there.
XAR: O_O ants in chat

and ASIA

XXX: I understand
xxx:umaturman, she is a linuxide
YYY: What did you get?
Why do you think she starred in the movie Kill Bill?

From Forum

Masteroman: Work for everyone. We are looking for employees of all ages with and without experience.
...
The rhinestone...
for work in the position of an employee... payment in money...

EDW: I am an employee with experience and without.
Kintis: You are not going. It is necessary at any age 😉

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I work as an energy maker.
Do you run and jump like a pink rabbit?
YYY: No you did not understand. I am not a rabbit. I am a battery that is inserted into the pink rabbits and they start to run and jump.

Punkgerla (2:20) :
Yes, we met for 3 years and then for another six months I shared it with the wolf then he sent me because I called him when he had raids since then I hate the wolf and blizzard

Punkgerla (2:21) :
and all the others
L is

OdnaTakaja: All greetings :-* I have been very interested in airplanes here in recent days, please advise movies about them, preferably with vampires

YYY: How did you get there?? to
XXX is great. The hats did not even bother, but vice versa. Daddy and brother were so synchronously shaking their heads when shaking that I barely resisted not to include what is love )))))))

She (02:44:55 11/07/2010)
Let’s experiment with the chicken in a week!

He (02:45:12 11/07/2010)
I like that word 😉

He (02:45:22 11/07/2010)
Do you buy pellets for any case?

He launched the cat Businka on Uruguay-Germany, really rushed to eat Germany.
Could anyone check the hamsters?
YYY: There are no hamsters, so I decided to try it. He poured two plates of okroshka, on one he wrote Germany, on the other Uruguay. I looked, I thought, and I ate Uruguay... Then I thought, and I ate Germany too, and I was hurt to eat hunting.
zzz: I have the same snack, I just wanted to eat so much that I forgot to write who where... maybe none?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! How are you young???? to
I experience the standard problems of 18-year-olds who have neither school nor work.
XXX: Well, that’s all going wrong, just cheating the chat at all...