XXX: Looking at the fan
xxx: I really want to push my fingers there and touch the rotating blades, but I’m scared
X: On the other hand, the fan designers had to take into account the existence of idiots like me and make the fan spots safe in such situations.
HH: But I’m scared anyway.

XXX is
Fuck, this is PC.
XXX is
There is a cat on the table, next to my cup of tea. The cat looks at me thoughtfully, then on the cup, then stretches out the leg and dumbly hits the cup from the table.
XXX is
The fucking. It is very difficult to argue and roar at the same time.
YYYY
"and hole you relaxed, master?" *ROFL*
XXX is
Oh yeah yes)
XXX is
Now I have a pen without a pen.
XXX is
and without tea.

I work as a designer in a printing industry. Room without windows, semi-submerged, ventilation almost no. Of all the means of rescue, the floor miracle is a la condea and a fan. At 36 inside weakly helps... random customers open an idyllic picture: 2 designers, pressing a barrel to each other, sit in front of the fan and with the point of the serial maniac splash on him with water - from a flower watering machine. against the flow of air. Pleasantly cuddling and cuddling from pleasure. The sea is fucking.)

The pop had a dog, the pop killed her.
Then put it in the basket and restore it.

Andreyvo: And shortcut created, and the inscription wrote...

Survey is what you usually do when your nick is somewhere busy.
Proklado4ka_A11ways: My nick is usually free :DD

The cat has a shameful feature - every time when moving in the car, he blows out of fear in his transportation.

So, again, we come, loading out small business and then transportation. Naturally, a small figure immediately runs to rescue his combat friend. And here, already carrying a cat in his hands, the activist pronounces a historical phrase:
Oh, how he was sweating!

The question to the scientists - here the sandwich fell, and he took, and swallowed with oil with filling up - how to explain it?? to
<Batsilla> dik: Elementary. You didn’t smell the oil on the other side.
<Batsilla> Repeat the experiment.

The girl:
I think we’re going to have a bitch today.)

The guy:
Did you cuddle again??! to

Lordglyk: This morning, walking on the raw asphalt past the fresh-cut grass, I suddenly felt the smell of its blood. Her sweet green blood. These lines were born in my head.

WiliamPostoronnim: Yes, I also made a salad today. Cut the tomatoes with a knife. Two ripe, red tomatoes.And whenever the knife cut off a thin, pearl-musted skin and stumbled into their soft vegetable bodies, the blood flows sprung out of the broken, sparkly carcasses.The softness spread to the sides and fell out impeccable in their naked defensiveness, loose and wet innernesses.
And on the table were three small, green cucumbers with cut buttocks.They were lying and bitterly crying.In the place where it was still very recently strong, the young flesh rolled tears.Tears of pain, fear and despair.
I also couldn’t stand it and I cried.

HHH
- trolleybus route No. 8 in the direction of Moscow-2 along the streets of International, K. Marx's prospect to the railway station, then to Moscow-2.

HHH
From Moscow to Moscow there are no wires.! to

WOWU
and WIFI.

A man in Darth Vader’s suit robbed a bank on Long Island. A bandit in the mask of the head of the Galactic Empire army, in a long black coat and camouflage pants entered the bank around 11:30 a.m. local time. Detention of Darth Vader by hot tracks failed. He escaped from the scene on a bicycle.

We deliver the electrical equipment to the customer, we approach the chief engineer,
We say so and so. Everything is ready, check, sign the document.
Is this your electric h-ja? No, I do not understand, it is let the energetic check, he has a man who knows, experienced, talk, he even saw the electron.

Neighbors are doing repairs

X: Fuck, what can you drill for six months?
y: he from the kitchen snoop makes - snooped the pasta app wall here and snooped

Morning is wiser, but more painful.

I approach the market to a man who sells everything in a row, including knives.
I take a knife in my hand and say to the seller:
Judging by the length, thickness and availability of emphasis, the article attracts?
He takes a knife from my hand and says:
It is right brother. And now you have your fingerprints.

Governors need to have more children – then there will be more successful young entrepreneurs in Russia.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Finally! I opened this damn green without swallowing the table and the fingers!
Normal people use markers.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You are right.
When it was closed?
XH: Of course it is. The Law of the Soviet Green. The green should smear the man, it must and niipe!

He tried to get a job as a courier, proudly stated to the employer about the "excellent knowledge of Moscow", agreed to an interview. The epic file crashed unnoticed: when I came to the place, I was lost, leaving the subway, and the employer was never found.

by Katya Katya:
At work, I was mocked in my nose all day!
by Katya Katya:
Support me if you
and Anton:
Your nose is so beautiful that people on the street, when they pass by, stumble and fall!! to
by Katya Katya:
Passive and Sun)
and Anton:
In fact, most of the time they are spotted on the nose.
by Katya Katya:
The Fucks

Two natural people:
I want to embrace you.
111 Look at your face shrouded by hatred
222, but I was afraid.
Scarything