Sabrina_: 71731: A wooden hood for working cattle. (4 of letters)
I have to say 😉 😉 😉

XXX is
Blue is evil.

YYYY
it is ))

XXX is
It hurts in such heat.

YYYY
It is 😉

XXX is
Let us go on.

YYYY
Fouou

YYYY
I will not be with you

YYYY
Coupled

Announcement on the sale forum.
Is it 3500 for a cell phone? Fuck... I bought a mattress and a pump, I settled at 2500. This is more useful and more enjoyable. Imho
-and yesterday I bought a mattress and bracelets for 135 rubles, flooded it with the help of my eldest son and a holiday in general!

Would you wear a tie under the color of my dress?
He: Well, frankly, I’m not the biggest fan of pink shirts and cravates.
My mom and I wanted to pick you up.
She: But of the pink there was only with pigs who have fun sex in different poses.
He is: eeeeee
See also: ROFL

We were attacked today!
YYY: Oh who? Where is?
XXX: Band of 4 people
XXX: And began to pair up the vacuum cleaner.

If I'm at sea for X days
x + 1 day I will go

Are you going to buy an iPad?
YYY: No
YYY: I don’t see any sense at all.
You must have an iPad, you must have an iPad.
I am a rooster.
Yyy: Angry White Beast
I just have to push these iPads off.
in Moscow parks

xxx: and you wanted a crane with a single screw? Which is given and laid. The heat was shorter only in the summer, as the pipes did not begin to dig deep.
In winter, the ass in three pants does not burn, but wait for a long Saturday. The boy did repairs in the laundry machine and lighted the heating pipes there with a valve, a hose and a voila were fired on the valve. In short, in joy, the whole battalion washed their buttocks with boiling water. And the usual habit of throwing the hose without closing it.
Shortly in the morning, a member from the heat grids came to check us for leakage, because as he said, the pressure in the city grid fell over 4 atmospheres.
XX: In principle, he was not found. We will unravel strategic secrets.

xxx: I recently drove in the 50th bus, there far to go to Glinka. And a company was driving with me, the guy had a notepad, he put a movie, a taxi, or something like that. And they walked all the way on the turns to the whole salon, wow, the 4D effect)))) the conductor was very dissatisfied))

Sergey: Give me your last request and I’ll go back into the bottle
[6:37:13 PM] Andrew:
Andrew: I want an infinite number of requests!
[6:37:32 PM] Andrew: I’ve always wanted to wish it and know how to turn Jean out :)
[6:37:33 PM] Sergey: fuck
[6:37:35 PM] Sergey: programmer

xxx: Yesterday I was in a bad mood, I write to the director "You are a deer!". And immediately "Excuse me Igor Sergeevich, the window was wrong". Nothing happened, and it became warmer.

111: I cut my hand
222: O
222 How is it?? to
111: You probably cut off half your head at all.
222: No, it’s me that I’m astonished by the corner.

Roman (19:46:21 2/07/2010)
in the tent.
Roman (19:46:25 2/07/2010)
looked at
Roman (19:46:30 2/07/2010)
I say a bottle of tea.
Roman (19:46:33 2/07/2010)
She says
Roman (19:46:35 2/07/2010)
You are 18 years old
Roman (19:46:35 2/07/2010)
is
Roman (19:46:40 2/07/2010)
I am wicked.
Roman (19:46:43 2/07/2010)
I almost cried.

To see how old you are in 40 years, look at your former classmate.

This story was told to me by a participant in the events, the old Gebist Yuri Tarasovich.
30 years ago. Mr the lion.
In the center of the city, opposite the Zankovetska Theatre, there is a tram stop of three or four routes. Although the trams run every two minutes, people always gather at the stop at least two hundred people... a shorter ideal point for carpenters. Among the people, you can't immediately calculate them, and almost anyone will be scared, they sat in the tram and they were... mints caught them for years, but it turned out fucking... the forces calculated them faster and dropped them.
And here, when the secretary of the obcom secretary, saw on his grandson
"Wrangler", which he bought for 180 re, grandfather was in shock. I called the KGB and gave the team... – Let’s catch them all today!! to
Although this is not a matter of gabbits, but what to do. However, in the KGB at the time the fools hardly held. They came to place. It was winter frost. It needs to be calculated quickly, otherwise the carpenters will calculate the settlement.
I'm not going to tame, the Kagebeshniki calculated them in half a minute and immediately took them all. 10 out of 200 people standing at the stop.
The secret is that all the carpenters stood on the cardboard... it was cold.

Dmitry Medvedev knew 400 comparatively honest ways to fight corruption.

XXX: He is really good. Just a little strange ;)
YYYYY: Yes I understood this when, after an active rest in nature, we ran to me for tea, and he took off the socks in the hallway together with the ceds :))))

X: Lohaiah
X: Saving the Pamagi
X: The cry cries me
X: Throwing Lohah on the neck
X: Fact is Offline
x: * missing and delicious fucking about asphalt*
X is ;(
X: Heavy emo life

Sliding cream and chocolate can lead to bad consequences.
Well yes. Obesity and erection

Deuce
Announcement in the newspaper "Local demand".
14 is From the monastery of Sergeyev disappeared a dog, a middle Asian. Alabama, 6 months, colored beige. Possible place of residence: Kleshevka, Smejevo, Orlovo and others. nearby settlements. There is no blessing for this dog to live in a worldly environment. We ask those who have seen the dog or know where it is to call. ##############