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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31458
 14.06.2010
I love throwing things around the apartment... as a result of which:
I go to my mom’s bedroom and pick up my cell phone at night. Mother waking up and this dialogue:
Mama: Do you want to?
I: The phone...
I want to go to France...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31457
 14.06.2010
Jill: Yes, I listen to Ramstein more quietly than my neighbors fuck.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31456
 14.06.2010
On the local resource in comments to the film JCVD.
" Oh you are Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Claude Van Damme in the film "Jean-Claude Van Damme" Look at it"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31455
 14.06.2010
Ms. Aquarius (21:47:08 13/06/2010)
Do not offend
N7 (21:47:24 13/06/2010)
I never get offended, I am angry, I hate!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31454
 14.06.2010
Nexus: This is something else. I recently came to the country to distant relatives, so they have a toilet there right on the street, with all the consequences - a bush and smell.
In general, every six months, they hire a neighbor’s uncle Vasu to carve out and take the shit out of the pit.
I arrived well – just to the burial. On the day "X", I and my relatives went out to wait for the "Destroyer" coming.
expl0Rer: So what?
Nexus is waiting. Not only did he come drunk into the swamp and oral Murka, but he also, seeing us and the open hole leading into the pit, with the words "Cleanse your own shit!" and fell into the hole as a soldier.
expl0Rer: XD
Nexus: The most interesting thing happened when we looked inside – he, with an unfailing horror in his eyes, asked – “Where am I?”

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31453
 14.06.2010
xxx: And who sings the song "I'll be chasing the bike for a long time"?? to
Tagged: cyclist

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №31452
 14.06.2010
From the agent:
Girl: How much?
See also: 30 in cold water
And in the hot?
So much the same.
Girl: How is it?
He is iron.
Mmm... so hard?
Are we talking about the same thing?
Well about yours...
Prothesis of the leg?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31451
 14.06.2010
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Damn, I gave it out last night)))))))))))))))))))

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I sat there laughing...

yyy (17:44) :
? to

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you know what he has, like a tough Volgograd boy instead of a baseball beat, in any case in the trunk of a vacuum cleaner is lying???)))))))

yyy (17:45) :
Hahahahahah

yyy (17:45) :
Anna puts it.

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But what about the day when we are going to get rid of him who is going to beat him? Like what "Oh, that’s what you have??? The dust pipe??? *ROFL* Weather, let me take a shot))"

yyy (17:46) :
) ) )

Thirteen (17:46) :
So he whispered at night - WHY, he says, when I beat with a pipe from a vacuum cleaner after the blow of the fire, the sound is like this "Uuh"!
as a blaster, he says))

I am sorry (17:47) :
) ) )

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31450
 14.06.2010
StrayWind (15:19:52 13/06/2010)
Senya got up in the morning, cleaned the floor, washed the floor, cleaned the bathroom, cooked the borst.
StrayWind (15:20:02 13/06/2010)
Ipanna Session What People Do (

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31449
 14.06.2010
Shade
I saw your new girlfriend yesterday. She’s an emo too, right?

HHH
I love the Emojis!

Shade
Congratulations to you "Emophilia"!

HHH
O... O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №31448
 14.06.2010
Mike and Lena (13.06.2010 17:40)
How long does the program compile?
Oleg Glushkov (13.06.2010 17:41)
I haven’t taken it to compilation yet.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31447
 14.06.2010
GAVROSH: Since childhood I remember that laurels and hairstyles fly high, so the weather will be sunny.
GAVROSH: Now I look at the hair of a melting man in the height, between the streams of good rain. I begin to suspect something.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31446
 14.06.2010
~SnaPPy~ (09:22:39 13/06/2010)
Are you here so early?

Kudesnik Drus (09:22:54 13/06/2010)
I listen to Black.

~SnaPPy~ (09:23:10 13/06/2010)
Sunday at 9 in the morning?

Kudesnik Drus (09:24:00 13/06/2010)
Let them fuck, let them fuck, let them fuck, let them fuck!! to
their perforator Cacras Kardan complements...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31445
 13.06.2010
Diarrhea tormented, did not sleep all night
Fuck the sugar.
Q: What does it help?
The ass is going to slide.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31444
 13.06.2010
What does the ointment help?
She is so cute)))
The whole body?
He: I will not do it alone.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31443
 13.06.2010
She: these chips have already expired.I will not be surprised if there is a mouse in the package.

He: Everything is fine. even if she was there, the chips had eaten her for a long time.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31442
 13.06.2010
I go, I don’t touch anyone.
(A – a face that looks like an alkasha; I – well, it’s obvious)
A: There are no cigarettes?
I do not smoke...
A: You need it!
... O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31441
 13.06.2010
Nikita: This is a collie
[0:22:28] Tatiana: is the shake of the col? and eeeem.
[0:22:33] Tatiana: in detail
Nikita: Well, now I’m a collie
Nickelodeon: What is it?
Tatiana: Where is the sun?
Nickelodeon: It was going to go (

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31440
 13.06.2010
XXX> tell me to graduate...
XXX> not transcribed in Skype
YYY> Do not copy on Skype
YYY> buy the website)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31439
 13.06.2010
I live against compassion. and yesterday:
Shall you prejudice?
Are you Peter?
D. No, I am not...
That is the norm!

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