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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31078
 06.06.2010
<&toth> andrush in the ass gun
<@k0rn> Anton, I’t be in your place risking to break the rhythm
<&toth> what a big deal
<@k0rn> this is Sparta

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31077
 06.06.2010
Today was a joke:
Prepod as it accepts: you go to it, it takes the count and asks the number from 1 to 50, this is the type of number of task that you need to solve.
So here, one of our FIFA comes to him, gives a clue, then there is a dialogue:
Prep: Name a number from 1 to 50.
Oh, what an easy task!
I went to comp. The group barely got off the chairs)))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31076
 06.06.2010
There are people who bring love, warmth and light to this world. There are people who carry darkness, darkness and chaos.
There are people who bring justice and peace.
And I am.
I carry a bag.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31075
 06.06.2010
dimko-mosk (20:06:27 5/06/2010)
Did I tell you about the broken barrel in our bathroom?

Wicked (20:06:38 5/06/2010)
NOAA

dimko-mosk (20:07:08 5/06/2010)
The barrel broke shortly. My father went out to arrange. He calls me. I go in, he says, “Dim, look, you’re a programmer..." >_<

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31074
 06.06.2010
Theory of Probability Does Not Work
XHHH: twice went on account
Both times I took the same ticket.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31073
 06.06.2010
1: in psychology distinguish a large number of types of lazy
I have conquered all kinds of lenny!
1: And was it not lazy to squeeze them?? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №31072
 06.06.2010
From the culinary branch of one of the forums. Topic "Are Meduses Delicious?"

They are unpleasant, these meduses. I didn’t eat, but I saw the food. In our pioneering camp in the Crimea every year came students of various educational institutions, and one of them (he was always hungry, even cherries with bones eaten - for the masses), giving in to the provocative complaints of the locals, and long and selflessly picking up the proposed meduses, one still bitten, fell (the whole first squad exhausted breakfast - we until the last thought that he was roasted). He swallowed that piece! and swallowed! He said "That is something! Solana is slippery, like it’s soppy... Can you have to stew or stew? Or with the same bread."

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №31071
 06.06.2010
MariSa (00:52:18 6/06/2010)
I have poor vision. From the 10th floor, I loved to look at the little pond, it was bright and beautiful, unusual. I bought lenses, looked out the window - ethi-passage, laundry! The most common garbage washer

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №31070
 06.06.2010
I sit at home, half the twelfth time, from the street there is a noise, a scream, a whistle - and already 15 minutes continues. I look, waiting to see a column of armored machinery — and I see some jekovsky camass of orange color, which crawls through the street at the speed of a sleeping fly, voicing, grumbling and roaring. On the side of the shell blue paint is displayed "VIHR".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31069
 06.06.2010
I can embrace my wife while my favorite ketchup runs.

How beautifully disguised it is that we will wait until this ketchup leaks out of the bottle!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31068
 06.06.2010
Military

XXX: What is new? and ;)
YYY: Nothing
Yyy: I sit in dress
All the potatoes were stolen yesterday.
YYY: Therefore no work
Who dared to?
Tagged: fucking
YYY: cleansed
xxx :D


[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31067
 06.06.2010
xxx:crossed today by the village kindergarten...the attention was attracted by the children’s playground: a wooden hill, a crawl, a sandbox and a pyramid, 1.5 meters long, immersed in the ground, and the tires from the largest, the tractor probably, to the small...and all painted in different colors....

XX: the harsh Russian children.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №31066
 06.06.2010
If the people around you are smiling and glowing of happiness, first check the gulf and the underwear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31065
 06.06.2010
She presented a children’s encyclopedia to the Christian on her fifth birthday (the Kuma asked, said that the child should be developed). Call me to ask if I liked the book. He answers darkly:
Even too much. Every night I read two of my favorite articles:
harm of tobacco and alcoholism.

The educational process is mutual.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31064
 06.06.2010
The Psychoanalytic:
My friend is afraid of the dark. I tried to convince her,
There is nothing terrible there. But she gave her arguments, and now I
I am also afraid of the dark.

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №31063
 06.06.2010
Orofarne: I am a fool. I delivered things that I don’t have on my schedule.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №31062
 06.06.2010
xxx (17:45:35 5/06/2010)
How is yours?
yyy (17:47:36 5/06/2010)
Normally
And you?
xxx (17:49:09 5/06/2010)
Excellently
xxx (17:49:15 5/06/2010)
Yesterday I visited the sunsets.
xxx (17:49:20 5/06/2010)
Virus cleaning
xxx (17:49:29 5/06/2010)
They couldn’t sell their prostitutes through the net.
xxx (17:49:39 5/06/2010)
A prostitute brought a cat home.
xxx (17:49:51 5/06/2010)
Then the subjects gave me thanks.
xxx (17:49:59 5/06/2010)
I picked a cat and brought it home.
xxx (17:50:05 5/06/2010)
Now I have a cat at home.
xxx (17:50:10 5/06/2010)
I called it oats.
xxx (17:50:12 5/06/2010)
A beautiful name?
yyy (17:50:17 5/06/2010)
It is on the table ?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31061
 06.06.2010
Mini hotel guests

xxx skajite,a u vas est vozrastnie ogranicheniya pri zaselenii v nomera?)
YYY is! You are HEV! Yue Ken visits as After Eightin Years Old.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31060
 06.06.2010
From the Pickup Forum:

I don’t understand why the author came to the club if he’s never been there.
When you first came to the club, how many times have you been there?! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31059
 06.06.2010
Do we play in "Nabi Tolika"?
Anatoly: Let’s go for a game
No such a game!
Tagged: Naebaal

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