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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32278
 30.06.2010
xxx: I yesterday in the mail came photos of my passionate fan really can't see they were somehow.exe

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32277
 30.06.2010
poLLinа (11:29:11 29/06/2010)
Some people can’t speak Russian at all.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32276
 30.06.2010
She only has a 5th-size breast. What matters is what kind of person, right?! to
He: I’ve never heard before that “only” and “fifth-size” chest were used in one sentence.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32275
 30.06.2010
Question: How to make a mine? How to make a mine?
Answer: Right - "make a minet", the spelling dictionary guarantees. Do you write?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №32274
 30.06.2010
XX: We all cried that they had a network rocket. Somebody is fucking fucking? I went, struck her in the wall better. After an hour of calling, it seemed like it had fallen out. Arriving... And there...
Twenty-first: There is an unfortunate roof roof, ripped out with a root from the wall, and a broken line.
XX: The type they wanted to turn the socket to the side because they didn’t like its appearance.
UUU: Harsh Siberian accountants...)
XX: I still can’t imagine what it’s like to move the socket to the side...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №32273
 30.06.2010
I really understand that we will never be together.
I can't forgive her for everything.
I really hate xxx.
XXX is fucking.
Her ass is so cute...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32272
 30.06.2010
Oh, and yesterday I roasted potatoes with onions, I raise the bowl and the pen breaks, everyone on the floor - goodbye dinner! Just fucking some.
I ate half a kilo of cheese and slept with sorrow :)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32271
 30.06.2010
I spent a lot of money...
How can I tell my husband about this now?
He is mm.
He: during the mining...? ))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32270
 30.06.2010
Smoke, and you never had a machine like that before.
He had gasoline before.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32269
 30.06.2010
xxx: And if when braking, the pedal is so whispering and whispering, is it ch?
A mouse under the pedal.
zzZ: Throw her the cheese there, let her chew.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32268
 29.06.2010
Dialogue before bed lying in bed (wife and 3-year-old son):
C: - Ma-a-am, give me the clocks - I'll sleep with them...
I didn’t put the clock on the shelf...
Q. Give me the clock.
The clocks have a house on the shelf and they sleep there at night.
Q. Give me the clock.
Yes, if you don’t keep quiet now, you’ll go to sleep in a tamper on the carpet under the door!
Q. With the clocks?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32267
 29.06.2010
Talk about 2 p.m.
I eat the soup...mm...
Tagged: pleasant
xxx: thank you
Tagged: obesity

c) Zhychik

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32266
 29.06.2010
xxx (13:20:14 29/06/2010)
Can you travel from Russia to Estonia on foot?

yyy(13:20:26 29/06/2010)
In the foot?

yyy (13:20:32 29/06/2010)
Anything can

yyy (13:20:47 29/06/2010)
The main thing is not afraid of long distance drivers xDDD


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32265
 29.06.2010
X: Today I finally put all the music on the comp in one folder. I had 30 gigs of music, which is 15 days of uninterrupted sound.
Q: Did you eat so much?
X: How did I eat? You pretend that there will be a chemical war, all the living on Earth will perish and my computer will play fun club songs for another 15 days.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32264
 29.06.2010
HH: She was very interested in you.
I told her you’re a sex cock.)
WOW: Who am I? O_O
Theme: Nashville
I mean, there is a difference in concepts.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32263
 29.06.2010
But instead of Ken, I always had a soft toy.)
Why without Ken? :-D When I came to the sisters I was solemnly handed Ken :-D
And a lot of stuff)))))
A. Women are more likely to go
Or I was just a very strange boy.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32262
 29.06.2010
DEL?1?T?1?D: What is the stage of depression, when you start to roar and look at the situation with humor?
Dr. Cox: This stage is called hashish.
Part 1 (B) is burned

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32261
 29.06.2010
Commentary on a music portal:
1:I’m extremely "I sing", sorry, I didn’t hold on, for the live set)
What is success, what is success?
1 is extra. Vocal for a couple of years. The success? I fought with my neighbor, sometimes I scared the dogs.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32260
 29.06.2010
Silence: STS is killing. "Lera from Ranetok became the most desirable blonde in the country"
Silence: Fuck, I don’t even argue. Every second in Russia just wants to fuck her.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32259
 29.06.2010
xxx: "Marazma, absurdity and humiliation"
XXX: Three Whales for the God of Chaos.
XXX: Or Some Evil Empire X
YYY: Or wedding competitions...

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