A spokesman on the radio said:
Now in Ivanov and its surroundings, including in Moscow, 7 hours 10 minutes.
Young man, I respect you!

to this:
Not only is Wi-Fi not everywhere, they also limit the session to 30 minutes and 15 MB (on Pure Proud). It is underground! They would still hang code locks on the toilets.
In the Ukrainian macdacs always stood code castles. The code is on the cheque)))

from the discussion.
How should a real gentleman behave during a mine?
Yyy pretends to have seen nothing and goes out silently.
The real gentleman doesn’t make a coin!

For a long time I struggled to work with one guy who was constantly taking everything without demand. He punished himself:
There were no ashes at the computer table, and I shrugged the ashes into an empty bottle of tea. So that the bull did not smoke, it poured water there, about a third of the bottle worked out. He, as always without demand, grabs a bottle and begins to drink... Rushing up with a bull, makes a surprised face: "And that you were silent, what a bull?" "And you asked?"
I thought he would at least ask...
Fuck it there! He started splashing only after THE THIRD time "Halva"!
For the fourth time (there was a Pepsi Bank) he still asked, "There is nothing there?"" And without waiting for an answer, he drinks... The Bull found him this time.)))
And you speak reflexes, reflexes... Pavlov’s dogs learned faster than others.

More people are eager to change students in class

I was told a story recently.

“We were sent on a trip from Moldova to Nikolaev. Driving
by Kamaz. Arrived at night, decided to stay overnight on the base of the bridge.
The driver ran into the bedroom, I settled in the cabin on the seats. Three seats are comfortable to sleep.
The third of us did not want to stay with us in the cabin, took the mattress and used to arrange for the night up, on the body. He already knew - we won't let him sleep in the cabin - he sneezes.
In the middle of the night they knock on the door of the cabin. I woke up and looked like:
What is?! to
“Come out and see,” said the guard angrily.
We go out. We see. Our truck was roamed, probably, with twenty dogs, all mourning to us. The third sleeps on top. and grumbling. As soon as he releases another roll, all the dogs begin to laugh together, and loudly, and while the third continues to snore, the dogs laugh.
Dogs laugh, the guard can’t sleep. I had to move to another place, away from the guard and her frightening dogs; well, the bridge squad is located on a large territory."

Office worker at note.
If your cabinet is frequently entered without knocking, hang a target for darts from the inside on the door.
Verified!

...and everyone remembers how in childhood they loved to watch the driver of the garbage truck pick up and dump garbage from the tanks into the car?)

Atropos: Sensational results showed DNA analysis of the remains of Adolf Hitler: his skull belonged to a woman.%)
Are British scientists back in trouble?

XXX: What are you doing?
Yyy: I work in the pop face
I’m not strong in anatomy, of course, but you’re still a mutant.

The real news...
In the Motovilikhin district of Perm, a 37-year-old man jumped out of the window because white people and fascists were chasing him.

Stinx: Yesterday I got a roll of toilet paper.
Stinx: if you look along the lines of the gap - there are three short pieces, three long ones and again three short ones :D
Stinx: her expedition is made by former military communicators, driven into the bunker and working for food! :D
— — — —
hint:...--- on Morse SOS

My wife on Friday night:
We will change bodies for the weekend. You will cook, and I will want you!

Here is this hole:
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Translated
Hardly finished the tower.
I sit on the neck of my parents.
Secret skills, but no seizure.
Funny at WOW.
I want to get a grandmother.
To sit down soon.
I have a lot of hobbies that everyone should know about.

To whom did you surrender such naphids?
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Let’s start a new Hollywood. Transfer back to:

- We need only employees with 10 years of experience, and where you will get this experience - we will fool, but not with us.
All the youths are lazy lambs. It’s not like us, who wandered under Lenin, Stalin, and Putin, from 10 years old, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
I have mastered these devices for 3 years, and now every second uses them better than me. It is offensive.
What other games? What a vacation? to work, the fool.
I’m going to rub each ruble, and you’ll be too.
I will only walk my feet forward from my position and at least look up.
I am a boring shit. I know nothing in life except work from morning to night and beer on the couch on weekends. The youths are all out! To work, to fuck!

Everyone who thinks so, do a favor - go naked and beat the wall there.

She: What will it be for me?
See also: rape
Mmm... and in more detail?

Fuck, it is always so. You sit down to eat for a long time and choose what to look at under the food. When I chose it, it was already cold. When it came to mind, the initial titles were not over yet :(

Fus> How should a real gentleman behave during a mine?

Philosophical Saxony
Judging by the photo in the profile, you are a Russian person.
Where do I then "Draw creations"?
Is it Kakashi? In "The Unnecessary
and ghost buildings" and so on?

The Cat
Judging by the photo in the profile, you are a pool table. Why such a talk that is not characteristic of this subject? and ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, students, office workers and everyone who constantly cheats shit like doširaki, galin blank, and so on.! to
I understand you can eat THIS once every six months, but several times a day...
If you don’t have enough money for a full-fledged lunch, eat oatmeal. It is cheaper and more useful, and the time for "preparation" takes as much.
Once you have targeted so many touches about the breadth, apply your fantasy for peaceful purposes - figure out how to make almost tasteless flour pleasant for consumption. For example, I prefer a cup of 300ml. - Half circles of oatmeal + h / l sugar + h / l of oatmeal + h / l of not roasted seeds + boiling up, naturally... 5-10 minutes to evaporate, and you can eat.

P.S Bring to the top, maybe we can save anyone from stomach ulcers.

Football_Fan> suggest plz photoshop, but not Adobe Photoshop.