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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31958
 23.06.2010
A friend told her.A guy drove to her on the street, slightly drunk, but very nice.They talked, asked for the phone.She dictates the number, and he asks:
What is your name?
and Katya.
I’ve got Katya on my phone, let’s write it to you.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31957
 23.06.2010
This morning at the meeting, the Director in a bright yellow blanket looked like a generator of colored dwarf.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31956
 23.06.2010
xxxh: I ceased to believe that office after the phrase "and here we have the financial director of the school is studying on the day"

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31955
 23.06.2010
xxx: I have a tooth removed, I sit at home, eat cabbage))))
Poor girl, I’ll come and feed you out of a spoon.
I have not broken my hands, but my teeth.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31954
 23.06.2010
Are you fucking someone right now?
I’m not talking about the brains. I’m sure you have a permanent partner.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31953
 23.06.2010
Status in contact:
by Alla Sadi
Why is? Do you have an allergic rash? I would swell up, for example, breasts... men for joy, me for comfort.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31952
 23.06.2010
How did you get her into bed?
2: I turned to heaven. We looked at the stars, and it melted.
And, of course, the blame.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31951
 23.06.2010
The Neo Hockey:

Competition in Moscow
Whose shirt is shorter?and "
My poor neck.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31950
 23.06.2010
But I like the militants with Van Damme, Stallone and Schwartz more because they are first beaten and then they are beaten! and Seagal is different from them in that he first hits, and then he hits!)))))

c) Mach

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31949
 23.06.2010
Aeon: still warm
Simple: well heat yes, it’s a pedestal
Simple: you are fine, you can even drink a cold beer.
Aeon: have you swallowed?
Simple: What did you shuffle?
Aeon: I can
Simple: is it not? You are also an Arbitration.
Aeon: Arbitration
Simple: Mda... Glory, we are losers. While our children forgetfully drink beer on the benches, smell the glue and blow the plan, we are stubbornly building a career and preparing for an even more painful, secured future.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31948
 23.06.2010
See what the news says: "Michael Khodorkovsky and former head of MFA MENATEP Platon Lebedev are accused of stealing 350 million tons of oil between 1918 and 2003."
Since 1918? The mountains!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There is only one left :)

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31947
 23.06.2010
I went into the woods for loads. Teach asked to pick up some mosquitoes for rubbing. I go back. Post by Gaia.
What are you lucky?
I am the mushrooms.
Open the luggage.
I open.
Q: What about mushrooms?
I: Heavier (without a backthink)
He returned the documents without checking and jumped to the post to tell.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31946
 23.06.2010
The Prince of Persia:

I have passed every prince five times (all from killing) and I do not regret it. I will definitely play the new prince. The prince will always be good.

yyy: find your grandmother's ray, and don't go through five times alone and play the game.

Zzz: And this is what a 14-year-old boy said to a 40-year-old man!!! I am in shock!

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31945
 23.06.2010
I am so beautiful, look at my pictures!
My feet in my mouth!!! I barely opened the monitor from what I saw!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31944
 23.06.2010
Studying for the Saviour. One day, at a lecture, the teacher talked about chemical weapons. The lecture was very difficult and long, the lecturer told that despite prohibitions and conventions, chemical weapons are constantly improving, developing and becoming less and less noticeable. And he says: "Now I will show you the latest development". Everyone was revived and surprised: the lecturer got the original Jaguar from the bag.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31943
 23.06.2010
LordConst: Something everyone is trying to get me to work, and if possible instead of him.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31942
 23.06.2010
Q: Did you kiss him?
Second is yes.
First, he has them all.
Second: What is it contagious?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №31941
 23.06.2010
After a good rest, take a good rest.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31940
 23.06.2010
The employee says: “I was in Moscow on a business trip. Twice overtaken
The Lamborghini Diablo. by foot »

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31939
 23.06.2010
One of the most memorable touches in the bed, wet at the dawn of my intimate life, the lady, who awarded my member with a strong, truly friendly handshake, said:
Welcome to the organs, son.
by Dankin.

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