The Wasp:
Habit is a terrible force. Grandmother, when she leaves photos on the iPhone, salivates her finger.

What kind of Jedi sword can we talk about, when the model of an ionic drone has not been assembled so far?! to

Artem: Young boys and girls play in adult life. The first are all such alpha males, and the second are fateful seductors in search of sex. Ordinary babies and idiots.

Q: Have you heard the news? Captain Evidence was raised to Admiral Yasenhuy!
I still remember him in the rank of Sergeant "Shozahuйня"
Is this the ordinary Da-nu-Nah?
by Dada. What is "Nothing"

From the death forum:

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4 to 5 minutes

The lens dims as a result of the fact that the eyeballs due to lack of blood pressure become more flat and the sclera is separated from the pupil.

7 to 9 minutes

All brain cells die. The same effect can be achieved by chronic viewing of the shows "Star Factory" and "Anshlag".

The first rule of a single man is never to fry with a naked torso!

Video "How it is to live together"
(The happy life of a young couple is filmed - they are fine, they love, do not argue, have fun all the time)
The commentary:
The boy does not have a comp.

Review of the movie "The Boy in Vegas"

I was looking at the girl, embarrassed, laughed.

The Buddhist Forum.
Question: "My girlfriend wants to get married. How do we do this according to Buddhist traditions?"
Answer: "Go to monasteries, different".

I feel funny... I want to run, jump, cry and laugh, dance, smile... I want to jump out of the window and put my hands right – fly, fly, fly... And then I want to go about the asphalt, spraying the intestines of the passers. To lie down and laugh... Laugh at how steep they are – all in the gut, shit and other stuff...

On the Rambler news:
Men named the owners of the most attractive shapes in the world. American representatives of the strong half of humanity have compiled a list of celebrities who, in their opinion, have the most beautiful breasts in the world.
The first comment:
Americans are the whole world. Did you see a buffer from the third entrance?

The xxx:
You are so speechless!! You don’t love me!! A senseless creature.! to
YYYY :
- OK

The celebrations ended... I handed down the bottles, I bought the communicator...

The Rhetoric. The first couple. Give a task for five minutes. Five minutes passed, who wants to answer? No one? I will ask myself. Here you, young man, Dada, you, stand up to answer.
I think I was wrong with the audience.
Everyone just woke up from a dead sleep.

xxx: The phrase "Put your note here" is my favorite. Even more than "It was a beautiful night!!" or "Congratulations!This is the key to your new car!"

On the subject of the cat - the jury. A 3-year-old boy was called into the army. After the first agenda his parents only laughed - well, they were wrong, little. So they began to be frightened by the court for evasion, they had to go to the military committee to deal with it.

What to do when you are in the bus, your hands are busy, and suddenly!!! Has the head broken? Of course, scratching the back of the man ahead!
Thank you girl. You have a very strong tonal. It is not washing!! to

I am from the generation when Anfis was a monkey from the cartoon, not a aunt with huge breasts :)

Awsarkisof
The Japanese clone mammoths, China launches space fighters, the Belarusian fox shot a hunter... until 2012 there is not much left :(

Edosjoy
Russia is ruled by a bear.

I never understood why the menu "Start/Programs/Standard/Entertainment" is "Volume" and "Audio"