From Rambler:
A cat named Sel, living in the family of Guy and Anna Espozito in Boston, Massachusetts, was summoned to court - the animal was ordered to become a member of the jury, reports Metro.

According to Anna Espozito, the cat paper could have been erroneously issued when analyzing the census application filled by the spouses during the U.S. Census: in the papers they indicated that their family has a cat Sall. The pet Espozito was taken to the special county "home animals", but probably in the court instance did not notice this and considered Sela a full member of the family.

Sel's owners tried to explain to the city's judicial authorities that Sel is a cat, therefore, does not speak English, and therefore can not take part in the meeting, but no results were given. According to the official website of the Massachusetts judicial system, a member of the jury is not obliged to speak English perfectly.

Now Sally will have to go to a meeting with her mistress. The hearing in the case, during which the cat will become a member of the jury, will be held on March 23, 2011. The essence of the case in which the cat passes through the jury is not disclosed.

In general, I went to pay WoW through webmoney I deposit 10 rubles and see:
Deposit of money: 10 rubles
Commissions: 10 rubles
Deposit amount: 0 rubles

Where is that delay? I have already been in the traffic jams!
Lenin is worth it!
xxx: even at such moments he laughs? ?
......
xxx: no, wait, I'm a puppy, I see him at the monument rubs xDDD

Madness is when on Monday you go into the bus, working hard with your elbows, and after a few seconds you realize that the bus is empty, there is no one at the stop, you are in bed and today is Saturday.

by Erry154:
"Commander-in-Chief Joseph Visaryonovich Shralin made a statement about the attack"
by Vilkabaz:
65 years ago for this description you would have been shot

A younger brother with a smart look is considering a crossword. He reads out loud: “The Work of Karl Marx” and answers businessfully: “Buratino” :)

We have a cat, and a puppy recently bought.
The cat, of course, immediately began trying to eat the poppy.
This morning my patience broke out)) I woke up from the cries of the puppy, the cat has already grabbed him with his leg and is dragging to the bars of the cage)
I pulled the poppy out of the cage, pushed a cat into it and attached the enabled vacuum cleaner to the cage
The cat now does not enter the room to the pope at all.

From the news "Boris Moiseev started getting up from bed"
First comment: Neighbors on the roof sleep in turn... tightly pressing their back to the wall...

XXX: Do I have a question to you?
YYY: I do not know!

Jk: Every time I get into the elevator, I turn my back to the side wall of the cab. I do this so that if someone, during the elevator movement, decides to insert a thin sharp metal object between the doors, for example, a saw, I will not be cut.
And here, every time, I stand, like a fool, on the side and think, “Jake, fool, you’re 30 years old, what fucking thing do you do?”and "
Everyone, fucking a fucker, once.

XHH: By the way, I have an idea here: Putin can not be blasphemed now, because the sin and in general, the bloody blasphemy can sneeze. Putin should be praised. Imagine a hundred people standing on the square and shouting "PUUУУТИН МОЛОДЕЕЕЕЦ!!!" Or grown up like this, with a ugly voice (like the grandmother of the reader-cryer) "Puouutin, whoeelowolluyuyuuwubeeeetz!!And the main thing is to bind the protesters for nothing, because we glorify Putin Molodz. Has the price risen again? A young puppy! Did the officer beat people standing at the stop? Putin is a youth. Did the great PU communicate with the people, and promised them a beautiful life? Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!

Lucky4e6yP: some babies are stupid :-[
Uncle B: Some people are stupid.
Some people are grandmothers.

XX: In general, Jesus was really a companion man.
YYY :?? to
A hundred years have passed, and the whole world for some reason still celebrates its days.

Angel D. wrote today at 16:29
As for vegans, we don’t want to eat truffle, we eat it and we won’t. And you eat. If not disgusting. I hate, I don’t eat.
Michael C answered Angel D. today at 17:10
and the bread is the body of grains: ((

Not only bread and not only grains - also yeast! And these, by the way, are living beings who have their families.

Growing up is when you don’t think about what’s ahead, but what’s ahead.

My mother approached me with the traditional question, “No, can you explain to me who and why crucified him?”

My mother is 80 years old, she is good with me, in a healthy mind, doing something at home, but with the memory is not. Therefore, on any Orthodox feast, she takes me to the corner and knocks out of me a lecture on Christianity.
It has long lasted.
My mother was a professional communist, she worked in the city council all her life and religion was a taboo for her. Then, already in retirement in the reconstruction years, she decided to join the religious discourse.
And it started.

So what does it get? Were they all Jews?

and yes.

Was Jesus a Jew?

And he too.

- And the Orthodox then what to do with these Jewish strife?

Is that what you say here? Especially because I am an atheist.

I am glad there are religious relatives. My mother spoke to them for a long time, and she understood something. And again she asked, "Can you explain to me in human language what happened there and what we are celebrating? »

I tried to tell her a new covenant in a clear terminology.

There was a Roman Empire, like the USSR.

I understand.

It was the Union Republic of Judea.

Now it is human.

There was the first secretary, the high priest, Anna, as it was appointed.
from local ones. And he had a headquarters at him – Kaiafa. and second
The secretary, as was prescribed from the center, was called the prosecutor.

What is Pontius Pilate? They couldn’t be human right away.
to write! So what?

They had a big party party party. Everyone is preparing,
There are reporting meetings, solemn reports, everything as usual. and here
Suddenly a dissident arrives. Declared elements
Asana is screaming. not well.

Oh, I understand, that is what Christ means. What was his dissent?

He was opposed to formalism and formalism.

You are a volunteer!

type of that. The publicman Judas where it was necessary, Christ was bound,
They moved into the monkey and decided to organize a demonstration process.

They had publicity!

and controlled. Anna and Caiafa gathered a plenum and decided how
Combating foreign manifestations. Crucify the dissident has no authority.
was, the sanction was needed from the center, here they went to the second
Secretary Pontius Pilate. They say, let us crucify this dissident, or we
You have failed to work with local staff.

- Yes, these bays in the Union republics are forever so... Well even asked.
And then what?

Pontius Pilate said to them, “Do not hang your dissidents on me, but go to me.”
the Jewish pre-committee of Herod, he is the executive authority, and
He decides. Go to Herod, he is rejected, saying it is not my jurisdiction.
In general, I am out of Herodiada worse than Galina Brezhnevova behaves, and here you are.
yet yet.

Everything is like people!

That is the meaning. Then we went back to Pilate, who finally gave the sanction.
but with reservations, as usual: “I wash my hands, under your responsibility, I
reporting, curtains in places, etc. “Christ was crucified.

Now it is understandable!

Thanks to God!

Stay still, I don’t understand.

What is incomprehensible?

How can it be that the first secretary is a Jew?

Funny pattern: if you carefully lay your hair with a dryer, the hairstyle remains until the first hat, but the laying "Sleep with wet hair" persistently holds until the next wash.

My grandmother about SKYPE: "Good thing! It is like receiving guests and not feeding them.

He did not cut off the side of the knife, scratched from his stupidity... but he had to scratch from his...

h: Listen, I am now with such a girl cool communicate, the figure oh**nny, chest size 3, 100% will give in a week
U = 0
Oh, wow, it’s not about you.
Not to you *