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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31158
 07.06.2010
A: I crashed the site of our local computer last night. Then I thought for a long time why I did it... it was after the test of the virgin. I went there to pick a new webcam and headphones. and there is a search line - and I have a reflection that if the search line - there must be a sql query with a caveat to hit... )))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31157
 07.06.2010
Chinese bicycles made of wood

Aria: and the Chinese do not make rubber?
From rubber, the Chinese only make condoms, but judging by the population, they are as reliable as wooden bikes

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31156
 07.06.2010
XXX is
I’m fucking crazy about it. %

YYYY
?...

XXX is
It feels like 16kb.

YYYY
:-D Tariff "Childhood"...:-D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31155
 07.06.2010
The late justifiers. Aska is not a word, you send it, you do not cancel it.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31154
 07.06.2010
I will eat an apple before a ritual murder.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31153
 07.06.2010
On the forum an advertisement on the sale of buttons. link on the photo and below it: "There are no pens on the photo, they are twisted away from the child"....

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №31152
 07.06.2010
girl-"critic" at the JZ contest

Nika - Nika
Cossar from the city of Diet - you need to re-read, many details did not come into the picture from the first time and it is still a rabbit... I can't sleep now

(The Anonymous)
Hm, in general, I have in the drawing "Zayceuchi" written, not the Rabbit. Is it from Freud, or are you specifically?
Thanks for the recall.

Nika - Nika
Oh yes, I am sorry. As for Freud, I’m not specifically.
Although if there was a rabbit there - it would look very spicy in combination with the harvest)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31151
 07.06.2010
I and my girlfriend decide what we will take into our apartment from the "parent" home :)
She - I will take the roof.
I - No, I don't need her, she always tries to sit on my head and remind me.
She is right, she is a girl.
I am O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31150
 07.06.2010
Anyone know what the store next to the second store?
yyy1: not
yyy2: hz
Zzz: Push it up and tomorrow you will find out from the newspapers what burned.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31149
 07.06.2010
This is when there are only two contacts on the network, and one of them is you, and the other is a bot joke.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31148
 07.06.2010
In the morning, you read the status list in the contact, like the headlines of the morning press. Here are the latest news.It is :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31147
 07.06.2010
I know a lot more of the language than you do.)
I just can’t get on the wall.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31146
 07.06.2010
Yesterday on the street heard two boys 8 and 6 years old.

The older one asks:
Would you, if necessary, marry Ilya Muromza?
–...
Answer it faster! It is a question of life and death!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31145
 07.06.2010
My old computer looks like a 15-year-old girl.
What did you do? "What did you do?"
hh "you... did you put the cursor on the jrl?!" * nervously hanged for 2 minutes*
HH "What is it?and "
Oh my God, is it... a streaming video?and "
Oh my lord "Sure of course! It is!!!" * threatened to reset*

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31144
 07.06.2010
1: You won’t believe it. Every morning I come to work: I turn on everything, I sit down, I wake up finally... RIGHT at 9 - 00 am I'm not sure where the fly comes from. You struggle with it all day - you drive it out, it will find some hole again and you try to drive it out again.At 18:00 it evaporates...and so every day.
I have a question, is she going to work too?! to

2: apparently yes
2: Interesting her duties *BLINK*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31143
 07.06.2010
Your cockroaches in your head should be poisoned on their own, and not complain to the whole world.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31142
 07.06.2010
image_10: How do you look like a girl in a large net?
Foxy: as a girl of easy behavior, and in general, from socks to a large net, if the legs under the evening swell and tired will look like of avoski - cells =)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31141
 07.06.2010
Gray
How much money is promised for this site?
djlilsd
7 is
djlilsd
7 money
Gray
) )
Gray
and 2 foods.
djlilsd
and ROFL

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31140
 07.06.2010
Please remind me in 5 minutes that my witches are burning :)
Are you there burning witches on the fire? O_O

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №31139
 07.06.2010
Playing with a child (10 years old) in hiding.
Child (D): Now is your turn to hide!
I: I have nowhere to hide.
D: Let me close my ears and tell you where they are hiding.
He closes his ears and whispers to me where he is going to hide.

I knew there was something wrong here, but for a long time I couldn’t understand exactly what the bottom line was.

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