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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31358
 12.06.2010
I go and walk. A man with daughters in front. The girls have one car for two. One tries to hit the other, and the whisper begins. Daddy was accompanied by the look of the pop of an unusual shape in white pants.Remembered the children and issued a natation:
- Katya, share with your sister the selfie! it can’t be that thirsty!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №31357
 12.06.2010

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YYY: You have a button "BLEAD" on.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31356
 12.06.2010
She: So you have a month of brain vaping to me???? to
She: So why are we silent?
He: I wasn’t silent, I watched the videos on YouTube.
I can’t answer your question, because what’s the difference I’ll answer?
What if I spent a month on you?
When I conquer the world, I will remember you and save you.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31355
 12.06.2010
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A request. You will be in the universe, please pay attention to the number of the dean's car? He drives a Nissan Note grey and puts the machine usually on the facade in the 1st body.
No, it is not 6363. =) is
Okay, I’ll see if
Have you seen a similar car near a gay club?
thx =))
HHH: So that
You can’t doubt him!
thx :=

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31354
 12.06.2010
xxx: I propose that all men who have reached the age of 21 (for example) be called to a valid police service for a period of 1 year.
Everyone should be a lie!

Yyy: For a year as a sanitary, for a year as a firefighter, for a year as an electrician, for a year as a sanitary, for a year as a teacher,... for the last year as a guard at the cemetery.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31353
 12.06.2010
Otto Kess
Tell me what fun.

ohm
Here, one customer sent a correction to the design of the visit card.
Text on A4 sheet
12 Writing

Otto Kess
Figase

ohm
Guess how the letter begins.

Otto Kess
"Do you want to write a book?"

ohm
NOA

ohm
"In general, I liked it all, only..."

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №31352
 12.06.2010
You won’t believe I’ve gotten water in a hot crane.
A hot water?
MJ: You will not be surprised.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31351
 12.06.2010
I walk shortly, yesterday at a holiday, I see, Mommy tries to give her 2-3 year old son the control of the wheelchair. Her phrase just knocked me:
Now get the Goli-Goli! He shows the pigeon.
Fuck...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31350
 12.06.2010
The news:

About 150 children who came to the Children’s Tavrical Assembly in St. Petersburg on June 1 received a gift booklet “Prayer for the President of Russia”, reports Fontanka.ru.

At the same time, contrary to the statement on the cover, it is proposed to pray not for one person, but for two: "Lord God, Great King, Immaculate, send, Lord, Your Archangel Michael to help Your servants Dimitri and Vladimir to take them away from the enemies of the visible and invisible...

The commentary:
God, keep the kings.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31349
 12.06.2010
XXX is
Students crashed a plane into a teaching car.

XXX is
Air Transport Engineers

XXX is
They can scratch the cars of unloved predators.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31348
 12.06.2010
XXX is hello. Tell me the puppy. When you restore the database in SQL, why put the crack "force...";
yyy: if you had a base "A", and you decided to restore its backup to base B, SQL will tell you "the host you are doing, the bases are different", and you will force him to restore - "start and perform".

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31347
 12.06.2010
I talk to a girl. She’s depressed, so I’m trying to figure out what’s going on. Then she pronounces the phrase, after which I hanged for 2 minutes:

No one but you will understand, and you will not understand, because even I do not understand.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31346
 12.06.2010
>> From a mathematical point of view, the U.S. government is no longer able to pay its debts. You see, the fact is that the U.S. government owes more money than there is in nature.

and c)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31345
 11.06.2010
by Ophigete!
I saw a rarity today comparable to Turbo and Love is.. It was a Mamba advertisement on TNT. Yes, that’s the same "and Serojah too!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31344
 11.06.2010
The girl knocks in the aska, the fifth minute of communication:
SmokieRoll
I am a student, I have no time. Be the cursed session!

The Sun
I am working! We have different age categories!!! to

The Sun
Study session is a happy time in the life of any man!!!! to

SmokieRoll
Mommy is you?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №31343
 11.06.2010
ttt> help connect firebird to your website! The connection line "C:\home\www\KURSOVOI.FDB" does not roll!

www> have you tried straight slides in the ways?

ttt> "C:̧homewww̧KURSOVOI.FDB" Yes?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31342
 11.06.2010
Siddhartha's phone call after a long day of work:

I am listening...
I need wood.
For what?
to the oven.
What model is...?
I did not understand.
I ask the model.
Hey... I don’t even know.
Look, it should be written there.
There is no niche here.
As it is, it must be. Okay, I’ll send you a few.
In the sense?
-Well, you turn them up, the needed ones will rise themselves.
I did not understand.
In short, the address dictates, your mail.
Hey... and why?
I am happy!! How do I get the wood out???! to
I just wanted to ask you about wood for the usual home stove. Pine trees there, or berries.
and Facebookspam.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31341
 11.06.2010
<Gigurda> I slowly dry my hair. They are wet and smell of henna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31340
 11.06.2010
ZoozooZ: The boys said you’re dating a Japanese, is it true?? to
Dooki: That kind of thing.
ZoozooZ: How are you? Everything is in squares!
Dooki: What is it?
ZoozooZ: The Blue Fire

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31339
 11.06.2010
You remind me of Sakura.
A tree or something else?
Japanese cherry: Yes, it’s beautiful though it’s a tree.
Do you take it as a compliment? :)
WOW: is beautiful...
and the tree)
You are cute (rofl)

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