QQQ: Was he alone? Are you sure?
ZZZ: Yes I count to one very well. I have never made a mistake in my life :)

on TV:"from soon! fresh ransomware!"
Mom:"and then the preserved showed.."

hsm: It happened that at the end of the working day, when his computer was turned off, an employee at the server’s root terminal (which was in the Netherlands) mistakenly wrote shutdown and only remembered when his finger was flying in the direction of the enter. According to him, he has a cold sweat and not all of life has passed before his eyes, of course, but the last months are certain.

thx (00:07:14 27/06/2010)
I’m going to make a sandwich.

twelve (00:25:15 27/06/2010)
The border has succeeded.

whey (00:26:26 27/06/2010)
Interesting the sandwich.

Answers to Mail
Why when you fall asleep and are almost asleep, in your dream you tremble sharply, as if you fell from the fence or hit something?

Ohhhhhh This is the stage of deep sleep. If you feel this, it means too much stress and anxiety in your life. No TV or computers for 3 hours before bed. Only a warm bath, warm milk or tea.
Oh well. Drink less and don’t sleep on the fence.

XXX: until tomorrow! Kiss me, kiss me in the cracks!
Oh my God XD
XXX is fucking fucking! In the cheeks, in the cheeks!! to

I recently dreamed that I was a 12-year-old boy and fell in love with a jewel who was washing my dishes. Is this normal for a girl who has finished school?

Today, my daughter (2 years old) with tears demanded IT-squeeze. Consistently gave to the game iPhone, laptop, computer, navigator... Tears did not stop. We need to "Rise"

The situation - we sit in three - I, the girl, and the best friend.. take the girl on the hands, I say "go out for me!". A friend, without breaking away from the comp, cries "he is with me this is the seventh time..."
How to reconcile with a girl?! to

I lie in the hospital, brought a guy, wanted to shoot myself, directed the trunk in my mouth, but missed and shot my forearm.

The acquaintance at the beginning of his administration had a fish at home in an aquarium.
After a year of admin says:
When I sat at the computer, I always threw fish food a little bit. without looking. And yesterday I looked into the aquarium, which is right behind the monitor. From what he saw almost died of laughter - there in the aquarium, filled with food, there were skeletons of fish.

Natasha: Well, why do all the princes I meet on my way go with a horse? Which is their girlfriend.

Beer is not cooked, but boiled from concentrated powder.
yyy: Judging by the amount of foam - from the laundry.

Are you doing jokes again?
and Mushka. I was joking all night.
Wit: Fuck, now I started to doubt that you are not only joking, but also joking.)))
Mushka: He went to the village!!! to

from Forum Barracuda
XXX: The people of help! Favorite dog from excitement, left alone, almost eaten a couch, a chair, partly linoleum, a couple of tubes, a couple of taburets, a shower curtain and partly the door to the toilet :(... urgently need help, who can! We live in a rental apartment, the housewife will kill... (help, good people... Whoever doesn’t need something will be happy to accept!!! to

Dialogue of a girl with two guys near the rehearsal point:
Boy 1: We ate, we arrived, the trolleybus stood in a traffic jams, it was hot, and the tools went.
Girl: Yes, here is a walk nearby, I came in 20 minutes. There through the cemetery to go, then the woods, through the railway - no traffic jams.
Guy 2: There such places are dark, bumpers, bumpers dust. Are you afraid to go there alone?
Girl: First, I have a black belt in karate. The second shock and traumatic gun - the dad fit.(Devices are shown to guys right away)
Let us bring you back. Little of something...
Guy 2: Right, we go, you’ll be more...
Girl: (hard to keep laughing) Well, go on...

1111 (13:49:20 25/06/2010)
She dropped me because her ugly boobs have a big ass and she’s striking.
nelson (13:49:33 25/06/2010)

nelson (13:49:39 25/06/2010)

nelson (13:49:45 25/06/2010)
5 points))))))))))))))))))

The law "On guarantees to the head of the administration of the region, who ceased to exercise his powers, and members of his family", which was adopted by deputies of the Legislative Assembly of the Rostov region on June 10, 2010.
On June 14, the powers of the governor of the Rostov region Vladimir Chub, who led the region for more than 19 years, expired. According to the above-mentioned law, the budget of the region will allocate 9.2 million euros annually for the maintenance of the former governor and his family. The ruble. In particular, 825 000 rubles - for maintenance of a service car, 43 000 rubles - for payment for use of the halls of official delegations of airports and train stations, 286 720 rubles - for security. For life, the former governor will receive 60% of the salary of the current governor (now this salary is 250,000 rubles). In addition, at the expense of the regional budget, life and health insurance, sanatorium and resort treatment and medical services of V.F. are provided. Chubb and his family.

Blyuyin... Columns steep bought 5.1, for 15 pieces Taaaashtuus)))
See also: Graz I can’t come to listen 😉
Oh yeah, let me shoot the microphone from the column, and take the asse recording.
Listen to me and appreciate it =)))
Please take care)))))

[Xh_DUPYSHKA_XH]: Overall, the movie is shit, I watched only one actor from the series
QGUR: The Women
Qgur: We never look fucking because of the telecar.
Qgur: if she’t sit next to you
Qgur: and asks "let’s look at this movie, there’s this actor!!! Tagged with"