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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40601
 22.12.2010
xxx (16:25:58 21/12/2010)
Did I tell you about how we taught Katya to count?
yyy (16:27:13 21/12/2010)
Net is
xxx (16:27:37 21/12/2010)
We also studied the numbers.
Every time we enter the entrance, the mailboxes hang, I say, this is our box, the number 7 is our number, and this is the 8-digit of our neighbor Eleonora Stepanovna. In the area around the apartment, the same. As a result: Katya, as if she sees all the numbers drawn in a row on the picture and begins to name them: one, two, three, four, five, six, ours, Eleanor Stephanovna, nine ten )))))))))
yyy (16:28:18 21/12/2010)
Aaaahahahahahahahahahah! Epic Fail is!
xxx (16:28:19 21/12/2010)
It turns out that they have long learned all the numbers in the kindergarten, and I just mislead her.)
xxx (16:28:53 21/12/2010)
And the child is not surprised that one of the numbers is called -Eleonora Stephanovna!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40600
 22.12.2010
HH: I do not know. They wasted.
Is it possible to penetrate?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40599
 22.12.2010
xxx: Yeah fuck, my headline looks like a list of Harry Potter books.
XXX: Mathematical Logic and AI Systems. Mathematical logic and modern computers. Mathematical Logic and Programming.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №40598
 22.12.2010
This year, I would like to wish normal parents to our children!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №40597
 22.12.2010
Denis: I am going to the Jewish Autonomous Region tomorrow, to Birobidjan, electricity at 7-40 fucking!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40596
 22.12.2010
I sit in an electric car, a lot of people. In the doors suddenly appears a piece of 5-6 controller aunts, people start to rush up and run to another exit from the wagon (ticket-free type). The controllers pass through the wagon without asking anyone for tickets. One of them: "People, well where are you? We are not at work!" People, the crowd running before the controllers, stop and embarrassedly return to their places.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40595
 22.12.2010
My cat has been catching me for a week to buy a dog
222 What are you?
1 1 1 None! I do not like dogs. I was bitten by a dog when I was a child. I scratch them now.
222: Don’t let it go. A business!
111: Yeah, he’s now walking choking me. This is a girl who doesn’t like dogs.
Tell him that there are no girls without flaws. I don’t like washing dishes. And not deadly, even married took such a damaging
Just don’t say you were bitten by a plate when you were a child.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №40594
 22.12.2010
Lukashenko: We will have our own democracy! Blackjack and prostitutes.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №40593
 22.12.2010
XXX (12/20/10 21:58:01)
Can we try Linux? I watched this video today, so beautiful.

YYY (12/20/10 21:58:25)
You know what to offer a girl...
:D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №40592
 22.12.2010
Andrei (05:01:27 21/12/2010)
Fuck, I’m going crazy about her.

Vlad (05:02:03 21/12/2010)
Call her and put her on the phone.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №40591
 22.12.2010
Natalia: I drove with Ulka for her little in the arch.We are already on Yerenko. The Romantic Light. Under the lamp there is a guy and a girl, naturally kissing... Little, flying up to them, stands between them and with an opposite voice says:" Fu! That’s nonsense!" I was prepared to fail... as soon as the street shop was waiting.
But the shock of the boy and the phrase of the kids? already? I will never forget!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40590
 21.12.2010
Children conceived in a corporation automatically become employees of the company

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40589
 21.12.2010
Mommy pairs real unsuccessful cocktails (m) - Mommy (I) - I :)
Listen to the Sash.
I don’t want to thank.
Eat I said.
I don’t want to eat cakes.
Eat it or do it for the new year.
I am a fucking :(

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40588
 21.12.2010
You are boring!
Habit to be precise is not boring.
I am fucking. I am bored.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40587
 21.12.2010
The world station in the ocean, GLONASS there, there is a suspicion that all of us are filled with space, and underwater bases are being built in silence! What do you know about 2012?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40586
 21.12.2010
In Copenhagen, 20 years ago, owners of small shoe shops exhibited demonstration pairs of shoes right on the street. Then refugees from Africa and Palestine came to Denmark, and only one shoe from the pair was put out on the street to avoid being stolen. Then the Russians arrived, and the shoes had to be cleaned inside the shops – because our got to steal first, and then the second set out of a pair of shoes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40585
 21.12.2010
Born in Odessa. I went to my wife in the postpartum room. I stand waiting for two young nurses to speak, showing in every way that I have a question, they do not respond to interruptions. The nurse sees this situation:
Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention to the young man.
And what to pay attention to him, he is already busy.

Sometimes I don’t want to leave Motherland Odessa... it’s a pity that it’s getting less and less.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40584
 21.12.2010
Today in St. Metro Politech descends on the rails and with the words: "@#$! It’s going to be faster!" it’s going to be a bit faster!))
Following him immediately the duty and ment.)
I was crying)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40583
 21.12.2010
My husband told me who is now in the army. His grandparents are constantly crushing in playstation 2. And here is some check on the nose and the question arises: "Where to hide?" And they have such a ceiling with squares that can be moved away. decided there. Grandfather goes up the stairs, moves the same square, after 5 seconds in complete confusion descends down, moves the staircase somewhere in the corner, moves the square and gets from there... an old shade covered with a layer of dust! There were two cartridges and a joystick. There was no adapter. This people is indeed invincible.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40582
 21.12.2010
The stage.
I opened Mayakovsky. I read the 1st verse. I thought "What an interesting futurism"
It was >_<

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